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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
This child will grow up surrounded by sin. The name chosen needs to let others know this.
I'm pitching a "Baxster", but spelled "Backster", for a boy's name. For a girl I'd recommend a variation of "Hillary" but spell it "Homorly."
We could have a contest here at Landover Baptist to name this famous baby.
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Great idea, Mr. Mayor. You're absolutely right that just any old name won't do for this anal abomination unto God. We have to consider a couple of particulars in the curious case of the homo butt baby. First, the child will be incubated in feces
and then crapped out of a gay man's anus. Second, the child will therefore be born brown-skinned, like a colored person
, and we know that they love to give their offspring outrageous, fancy-sounding names they don't understand. Taking these facts into account, I submit the following names:
- For a boy: Uranus
- For a girl: Diarrhea