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How hard should I beat my sister for whoring? -
04-05-2013, 03:27 AM
My sister walked into our living room yesterday wearing a thin tight skirt, padded bras, and bright lipstick. My Dad quickly got his belt of and we both beat the sin out of her. But, how much force is necessary to punish her?
Lev.20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: How hard should I beat my sister for whoring? -
04-05-2013, 03:32 AM
You say you already beat her.
Can you quote the scripture where it says to beat your sister for being a prostitute? I don't remember it exactly.
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Re: How hard should I beat my sister for whoring? -
04-05-2013, 03:41 AM
Proverbs 23:13-14 I was following my father
Lev.20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: How hard should I beat my sister for whoring? -
04-05-2013, 03:41 AM
Keep in mind, friend, the discipline serves a purpose - to witness to the individual the Conditional Love and Perfect Justice of the LORD. I think our Pastor Isaac Peters gave some very Godly advice to our beloved Sister. For convenience, I'll quote it here. You can simply follow the little arrow after the Pastor's name in the quote box to get to the original thread.
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Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters
I'm a firm believer that our Christian love should include tough love. They may complain or even threaten to bring charges now, but they'll thank us when we see them again in Heaven.
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Re: How hard should I beat my sister for whoring? -
04-05-2013, 03:46 AM
Thanks!
Lev.20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: How hard should I beat my sister for whoring? -
04-05-2013, 08:57 AM
Friend, it sounds like your poor little sister is very lost and confused.
We can help her.
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Re: How hard should I beat my sister for whoring? -
04-05-2013, 09:22 AM
Hi friend! I have made a three step guide for your sister:
Step 1: Give her a King James Bible.
Step 2: Get her to read it cover-to-cover.
Step 3: Make sure she believes in every single word of it and obeys it.
If she does this then she is sure to get into Heaven ..... Except for the fact she needs to marry and give birth to a few children as well....
YIC
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That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
Think of the children. Stop being a slut.
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Re: How hard should I beat my sister for whoring? -
04-05-2013, 10:12 AM
Beating is not the answer. Would Jesus beat your sister in this case? Or would Jesus beat anyone for that matter? If you are a firm believer of Jesus why don't you follow his actions? In addition to that, a person cannot be forced to believe in religion.
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Re: How hard should I beat my sister for whoring? -
04-05-2013, 10:16 AM
Did your sister giver her earnings as a whore and a complete, detailed explanation of her activities to her father? If so, it sounds to me like she is being open, honest and a contributing member of the family and I do not see where the need for correction is.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: How hard should I beat my sister for whoring? -
04-05-2013, 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted by noosab
Beating is not the answer. Would Jesus beat your sister in this case? Or would Jesus beat anyone for that matter? If you are a firm believer of Jesus why don't you follow his actions? In addition to that, a person cannot be forced to believe in religion.
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Obviously Jesus would beat people. He did. In the temple. With a whip.
Why do you supposedly know better than the Bible what Jesus said and did? Where are you getting your information from on what God wants us to do?
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Re: How hard should I beat my sister for whoring? -
04-05-2013, 11:31 AM
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In addition to that, a person cannot be forced to believe in religion.
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A person can be forced to believe in religion if you start young. Why do you think there are so many muslims, joos, hindus, buddhist, mormons, etc? They have been brainwashed since childhood to reject the Gospel and believe fairy tales.
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Re: How hard should I beat my sister for whoring? -
04-05-2013, 11:35 AM
One thing still troubles me. Is this boy's father some sort of drooling weakling that he needs help beating a wayward slut?
Is your dad some kind of cripple?
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Re: How hard should I beat my sister for whoring? -
04-05-2013, 06:07 PM
Then she says she has the nerve to say she is using condoms!!!
Lev.20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: How hard should I beat my sister for whoring? -
04-05-2013, 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Did your sister giver her earnings as a whore and a complete, detailed explanation of her activities to her father? If so, it sounds to me like she is being open, honest and a contributing member of the family and I do not see where the need for correction is.
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Nope! She's not even charging!
Lev.20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: How hard should I beat my sister for whoring? -
04-05-2013, 10:16 PM
"ut if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel: Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you." (Deuteronomy 22: 20-21)
You don't beat the sinful harlot! You stone her!!!!
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I Samuel 20:4
"Then said Jonathan unto David, Whatsoever thy soul desireth, I will even do it for thee."
This is not a reference of a homosexual relationship but a friendship of depth and platonic commitment! Why must liiebrals always make everything sound so DIRTY!?
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Re: How hard should I beat my sister for whoring? -
04-05-2013, 11:06 PM
Should I wait or do it now? Will God consider me a murderer or an accomplic to murder?
Lev.20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: How hard should I beat my sister for whoring? -
04-05-2013, 11:12 PM
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...(Deuteronomy 22: 20-21)
You don't beat the sinful harlot! You stone her!!!!
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No, that's for a bride who has been sold as a virgin, but isn't, as we see if we read those verses IN CONTEXT.
Deuteronomy 22:13-19 " 13 If any man take a wife, and go in unto her, and hate her, 14 And give occasions of speech against her, and bring up an evil name upon her, and say, I took this woman, and when I came to her, I found her not a maid: 15 Then shall the father of the damsel, and her mother, take and bring forth the tokens of the damsel's virginity unto the elders of the city in the gate: 16 And the damsel's father shall say unto the elders, I gave my daughter unto this man to wife, and he hateth her; 17 And, lo, he hath given occasions of speech against her, saying, I found not thy daughter a maid; and yet these are the tokens of my daughter's virginity. And they shall spread the cloth before the elders of the city. 18 And the elders of that city shall take that man and chastise him; 19 And they shall amerce him in an hundred shekels of silver, and give them unto the father of the damsel, because he hath brought up an evil name upon a virgin of Israel: and she shall be his wife; he may not put her away all his days."
I'd thought you'd been starting to get this, but there's a long way to go yet, apparently.
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Re: How hard should I beat my sister for whoring? -
04-06-2013, 12:47 AM
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Should I wait or do it now? Will God consider me a murderer or an accomplic to murder?
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No. He asks you to do so.
(The Godless legal authorities may think differently though)
I Samuel 20:4
"Then said Jonathan unto David, Whatsoever thy soul desireth, I will even do it for thee."
This is not a reference of a homosexual relationship but a friendship of depth and platonic commitment! Why must liiebrals always make everything sound so DIRTY!?
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Re: How hard should I beat my sister for whoring? -
04-06-2013, 12:54 AM
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No, that's for a bride who has been sold as a virgin, but isn't, as we see if we read those verses IN CONTEXT.
Deuteronomy 22:13-19 " 13 If any man take a wife, and go in unto her, and hate her, 14 And give occasions of speech against her, and bring up an evil name upon her, and say, I took this woman, and when I came to her, I found her not a maid: 15 Then shall the father of the damsel, and her mother, take and bring forth the tokens of the damsel's virginity unto the elders of the city in the gate: 16 And the damsel's father shall say unto the elders, I gave my daughter unto this man to wife, and he hateth her; 17 And, lo, he hath given occasions of speech against her, saying, I found not thy daughter a maid; and yet these are the tokens of my daughter's virginity. And they shall spread the cloth before the elders of the city. 18 And the elders of that city shall take that man and chastise him; 19 And they shall amerce him in an hundred shekels of silver, and give them unto the father of the damsel, because he hath brought up an evil name upon a virgin of Israel: and she shall be his wife; he may not put her away all his days."
I'd thought you'd been starting to get this, but there's a long way to go yet, apparently.
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But I do understand Mr. Didymus. I understand the mindset of my own diabolical generation all too well. She is whoring around in order to trap a man into marriage. I am just trying to speed up the inevitable.
YIC,
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I Samuel 20:4
"Then said Jonathan unto David, Whatsoever thy soul desireth, I will even do it for thee."
This is not a reference of a homosexual relationship but a friendship of depth and platonic commitment! Why must liiebrals always make everything sound so DIRTY!?
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Re: How hard should I beat my sister for whoring? -
04-06-2013, 12:54 AM
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No. He asks you to do so.
(The Godless legal authorities may think differently though)
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No, He doesn't. See my response above as to why Deuteronomy 22:20-21 does not apply in this case.
There is one special circumstance in the Bible that will allow you to put her to death, though. Let's see if either of you can find it.
Hint: it doesn't involve stoning.
Btw, if zdevoll's father now attempts to marry her off as a virgin, he's guilty of fraud.
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