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Default Re: Intro - I want to have old fashioned marriage for real as HOH - 11-13-2008, 11:15 PM

Tulad ng sinabi ko, welcome sa aming forum. Ikaw ay hindi kasagutan sa aking tanong. Ano ang pinaka-karumal-dumal bagay na may kahit minsan ilagay sa iyong bibig?

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Why so mean you all? I was born Jakarta Indonesia. My name is Raphael Gomez. Paeng is like tagalog for Rapheal, and most men there at work call me Mr. Paeng because I am boss.

I spell OK in English, you know where I am from! Jesus is spell right, what else matters, right? Rev. Rodimer, who are you anyway? Why are you not a Pastor, HUH!

Pastor, I started a thread there already.

Others can do what they want, don't like me, don't read messages!

God Bless you anyway.




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27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Default Re: Intro - I want to have old fashioned marriage for real as HOH - 11-13-2008, 11:19 PM

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Ahh Reverend if he is truly a Pilipino he will know exactly to which I refer.

Maging Ayos.
Balut are very good. And for . . . you know what too!

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I spell OK in English, you know where I am from! Jesus is spell right, what else matters, right? Rev. Rodimer, who are you anyway? Why are you not a Pastor, HUH!
Because I'm not in Freehold, dimwit. I'm Pastor of another church.

Jesus hates it when people pretend to be something they're not; how about coming clean for a change?


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Default Re: Intro - I want to have old fashioned marriage for real as HOH - 11-13-2008, 11:23 PM

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Bakit mo kamuhian si Jesus at magtawa sa Kanya sa iyong nagdurugo? Si Jesus ay kamuhian ang mga taong magpanggap na ibang tao.


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Default Re: Intro - I want to have old fashioned marriage for real as HOH - 11-13-2008, 11:29 PM

Then why are you not called Pastor?
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Default Re: Intro - I want to have old fashioned marriage for real as HOH - 11-13-2008, 11:32 PM

Hindi sa tingin namin ay dapat na pagsasalita tulad na ito sa forum na ito Amerikano.
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Default Re: Intro - I want to have old fashioned marriage for real as HOH - 11-13-2008, 11:35 PM

Will you homers quit speaking in tongues! We aren't Pantycoastals here!

Shoo demons!! Leave these people alone!! In Christ's name!


There, that should do it.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Intro - I want to have old fashioned marriage for real as HOH - 11-13-2008, 11:36 PM

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Bakit mo kamuhian si Jesus at magtawa sa Kanya sa iyong nagdurugo? Si Jesus ay kamuhian ang mga taong magpanggap na ibang tao.
Hindi ko hate si Jesus, ako ang Panginoon! Sino ako kunuwa na? Ang isang tao sa kanyang mga tuhod sa harap ng Diyos ay na ako!
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Then why are you not called Pastor?
Because I am not a Pastor at Landover. I just told you that, dimwit!
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Will you homers quit speaking in tongues! We aren't Pantycoastals here!

Shoo demons!! Leave these people alone!! In Christ's name!


There, that should do it.
My apologies, Pastor Ezekiel. The Spirit moved me to refute this God-mocker in a language he understands only via online translators. I will ignore all of his non-English rantings from now on.


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Ang iyong mga maysakit ay mga perversions ng walang interes sa akin. Ako na ginugol ng isang mahusay na pakikitungo ng mga oras sa iyong walang diyos Islands sa Olongapo City sa aking mga sira kabataan. Ako ay na-save na ngayon pero alam ko ng kasalanan na pumunta sa doon.

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29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Default Re: Intro - I want to have old fashioned marriage for real as HOH - 11-13-2008, 11:39 PM

I am sorry Pastor. I knew I should not speak that language in America. I try to say to them that I am just a Baptist man from Manila, and them they say I lie.

Sorry again.
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Ang iyong mga maysakit ay mga perversions ng walang interes sa akin. Ako na ginugol ng isang mahusay na pakikitungo ng mga oras sa iyong walang diyos Islands sa Olongapo City sa aking mga sira kabataan. Ako ay na-save na ngayon pero alam ko ng kasalanan na pumunta sa doon.
I do not do sex perversions, I am a man of God! You are a son of a US military man, right? Olongapo City is a place of sin for sure.

I too am Saved by Jesus and my Baptist Pastor. God bless you Mr. Sayved!

I will only talk English from now on here. The Pastor does not like it to talk other languages
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Default Re: Intro - I want to have old fashioned marriage for real as HOH - 11-13-2008, 11:46 PM

This is the response I would expect from a Hey Joe. Your islands are at the top of Gods List for eradication.

Unfortunate but true.

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She need sometime be remind who is head at home, so I give gentle spank, with blessing of God, when she need one.
Hey Ping-Pong; you ever smack your wife right across her yap? I did that once when my dinner was cold and it's been nice and hot ever since. Sometimes I tie her up to a pole in the backyard with the dogs.
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Default Re: Intro - I want to have old fashioned marriage for real as HOH - 11-14-2008, 11:13 AM

HI Mr. Paeng

you sound like very expeirenced man.

Very helpful and insightful... I say thank you

please take my email address down and contact me.
johnny_sykora@yahoo.com

put in the line HOH understanding
I have many questions to ask you.

I hope we can be good friends.

Thank you.

God bless.

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Default Re: Intro - I want to have old fashioned marriage for real as HOH - 11-14-2008, 11:18 AM

Johnny, that guy is just another foreigner, he'll only get you in trouble.

Have you ever read the KJV Bible? You can't trust them.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Intro - I want to have old fashioned marriage for real as HOH - 11-14-2008, 11:19 AM

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This is the response I would expect from a Hey Joe. Your islands are at the top of Gods List for eradication.

Unfortunate but true.
Idiotic and untrue. You are not God so stop making God's decisions.
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Default Re: Intro - I want to have old fashioned marriage for real as HOH - 11-14-2008, 05:09 PM

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HI Mr. Paeng

you sound like very expeirenced man.

Very helpful and insightful... I say thank you

please take my email address down and contact me.
johnny_sykora@yahoo.com

put in the line HOH understanding
I have many questions to ask you.

I hope we can be good friends.

Thank you.

God bless.

Johnny.
Mr. Johnny,
I will send you email today! Praise God you got good message from me here. You should come to here, Landover I mean, not Manila!

I think if you just ignore some mean guys, there can be much to learn, they are Pastors after all, they are like Bible bosses, it there job to know Jesus, right?

Your IN Chirst

Mr. Paeng or Raffy
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Default Re: Intro - I want to have old fashioned marriage for real as HOH - 11-14-2008, 05:45 PM

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Idiotic and untrue. You are not God so stop making God's decisions.
Everything that happens on Earth is God's Will.

The oceans are rising.

Islands like the Philippines will be underwater soon, much like Tuvalu.

Since it's God's Will, He intends to destroy Manila.

Say goodbye to Manila, Asparagus.


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