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Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica" -
04-05-2007, 12:49 AM
I will call my baby Metallica too hahahahaha Im gonna raise her to be goth and to love metallica. Oh hell yeah u gave me an idea. I love you sometimes!!!
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Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica" -
04-05-2007, 12:59 AM
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I will call my baby Metallica too hahahahaha Im gonna raise her to be goth and to love metallica. Oh hell yeah u gave me an idea. I love you sometimes!!!
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Like anyone would ever breed with you!!
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Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica" -
04-05-2007, 01:11 AM
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I will call my baby Metallica too hahahahaha Im gonna raise her to be goth and to love metallica. Oh hell yeah u gave me an idea. I love you sometimes!!!
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Why don't you just name it "Ozzy Osbourne" if you want to name it after a rocky roll group? That way you'll have first and middle Name all set, and, it'll probably go with your last Name.
Like, what if your last Name is "Humphrey" or "Heathcliffe" or something twerpy and dull? Won't "Metallica Humperdinck" sound lame?
PS Apologies to Mrs. Betty Bowers if I am stepping on her Stylish toes, here....
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Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica" -
04-05-2007, 03:51 AM
What about the name "Dani Filth"?
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Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica" -
04-05-2007, 12:29 PM
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I will call my baby Metallica too hahahahaha Im gonna raise her to be goth and to love metallica. Oh hell yeah u gave me an idea.
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Don't worry, I have it on good authority that the totalitarian socialist Swedish government forces people like her to have operations so they can't breed.
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What about the name "Dani Filth"?
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What about it? Is she Kylie Filth's little sister?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica" -
04-05-2007, 12:57 PM
Oh GOD, here is that "Child" come back from that horrible online Trailer Park with a different Name now....
Will JESUS show us NO Mercy today?
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04-05-2007, 02:10 PM
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What about it? Is she Kylie Filth's little sister?
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Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica" -
04-06-2007, 02:33 AM
This Metallica band looks like a bunch of gays and sounds like the rusty hinges of Hells gates. No one in their right mind would name their child after a gay band in need of lubricant. This child should be removed from her parents and given to a foster family sponsored by Landover and Jesus Christ. Her name could be Esther or Flossie or Lurlene and all would be right again.
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Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica" -
04-06-2007, 10:09 AM
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If that's what you consider food for thought, I'm surprised you've not starved to death.
What exactly is mischievous about suggesting that a band naming themselves after a slang term for bisexual are hellbound? And what has it to do with the topic?
Oh, yes. Nothing, on either count.
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Fair point thought I would inject a little humour into a very boring thread and if parents want to name their child Metellica surely (dont call me shirley LOL) its their choice. Just the same as naming your son John, Simon or Judas
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Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica" -
04-12-2007, 12:44 AM
[quote=Brother Temperance;54957]Don't worry, I have it on good authority that the totalitarian socialist Swedish government forces people like her to have operations so they can't breed.
Precisely, shes gonna be adopted
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Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica" -
04-12-2007, 12:48 AM
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This Metallica band looks like a bunch of gays and sounds like the rusty hinges of Hells gates. No one in their right mind would name their child after a gay band in need of lubricant. This child should be removed from her parents and given to a foster family sponsored by Landover and Jesus Christ. Her name could be Esther or Flossie or Lurlene and all would be right again.
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Whats with those names they're like totally "jokeable" lol!!! Poor child, imagine her with the name " Flossie smith" hahahahahahahaha Flossie!!!!
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Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica" -
04-12-2007, 12:54 AM
whats so funny you lil Homer. Have you no cooth?
Bible names are lovely. I'm kind of partial to flower names...like Daisey Belle, and Penelope. Although Lurlene has a nice ring to it.
If Pastor Zeke and I ever have a girl, I want to name her Chloe Rose. ~~ sigh~~~
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Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica" -
04-12-2007, 04:50 AM
"Lucifer", "Hellspawn" or "Damian' are all good names . His Unholy Majesty Dani Filth is the Lead Vocalist of Cradle of Filth!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dani_Filth
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Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica" -
04-12-2007, 07:29 AM
bootiful moderatin folk, this person not only descrate our forum wiv his nawty username an his nawtier informashuns , he useds this liddle face twice ---> , an lord Jesus spoked to me just now, it true, an He saids "Miss.Petal, this is spinal tap".
nows, i not no weather He be yappin about Mr.V_M's post or Metallicka or the Metallicka baby, but it not sound very pure an holys to me!
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Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica" -
04-12-2007, 10:03 AM
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His Unholy Majesty Dani Filth is the Lead Vocalist of Cradle of Filth!
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Has anyone ever pointed out to "His Unholy Majesty" that spelling "Dani" with an 'i' makes it a girl's name? Our Queen Elizabeth is not only more Majestic, but also far more genuinely unholy and probably more convincingly manly than that pasty-faced little twerp.
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Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica" -
04-12-2007, 05:03 PM
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Christian parents would NEVER do THIS. We name our children from a list of names approved by Jesus.
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Oh, for crying out loud. Since when is it the government's job to decide what is and is not an appropriate name for a child? Let the parents name their child as they please. She can always have it legally changed to whatever she wants when she's grown if she doesn't like it.
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Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica" -
04-12-2007, 05:08 PM
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Precisely, shes gonna be adopted
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Worse, she's not.
The vile swedish government only take away the children of anyone who wants to give them a True Christians upbringing.
While they encourage people to raise their kids to hate God and love homosexuals.
Sweden is, next to Poland, the most ungodly place on earth.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica" -
04-12-2007, 10:49 PM
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Worse, she's not.
The vile swedish government only take away the children of anyone who wants to give them a True Christians upbringing.
While they encourage people to raise their kids to hate God and love homosexuals.
Sweden is, next to Poland, the most ungodly place on earth.
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Precisely im not swedish
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Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica" -
04-13-2007, 02:00 AM
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Precisely im not swedish
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Just what are you talking about? Did anyone ever said you were?
Are you retarded or mentally challenged in some way?
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica" -
04-13-2007, 02:09 AM
No im not. Maybe you are cuz you dont seem to act like if u had freedom.You are like little robots following the instruction of a book that maybe was written by a drunk atheist while he was having alucinations.
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