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Default Re: What Jeb Thurmond thinks about everything - 08-31-2007, 10:54 AM

On Catholic Kitten-Stomping:

CATHOLICS STOMP 60,000 KITTENS EVERY YEAR!


You may have an important point here Brother Jeb. The last time the Cathylick Italians killed cats in large numbers was coincident with the Bubonic Plague (cats kill the mice that carry the bacteria, which is transmitted to humans from infected fleas). This may be signaling the start of the Lord's plan to decimate Italy and the pope once and for all.

Praise Jesus!


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Default Re: What Jeb Thurmond thinks about everything - 11-17-2007, 06:49 PM

Awwww!!! Those kittens were so cute! You can't kill kittens! Well... actually you can but only the stupid fluffed up white kittens that look really moody. Never the black ones though!


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Default Re: What Jeb Thurmond thinks about everything - 11-20-2007, 05:48 AM

Mr. Thurmond's thought are amazing, simply amazing.

Amazing


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Default Re: What Jeb Thurmond thinks about everything - 11-20-2007, 05:55 AM

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On Catholic Kitten-Stomping:

CATHOLICS STOMP 60,000 KITTENS EVERY YEAR!


You may have an important point here Brother Jeb. The last time the Cathylick Italians killed cats in large numbers was coincident with the Bubonic Plague (cats kill the mice that carry the bacteria, which is transmitted to humans from infected fleas). This may be signaling the start of the Lord's plan to decimate Italy and the pope once and for all.

Praise Jesus!
My crusade in the Middle East pales when I think of bringing down the Catholic Church through the simple expedient of eliminating cats in Italy.

Mr.Bryan you have inspired me.

I am openly soliciting ideas on mass elimination of cats on the Internet today. Any who can help with ideas would be welcome.

Where could I purchase a large quantity of fur balls? I hear they kill cats.

I don't think I will be able to get to sleep tonight...I will just lay awake until my 4 AM Bible reading time comes around.



You have inspired me


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Default Re: What Jeb Thurmond thinks about everything - 06-15-2009, 07:22 PM

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On Women in Combat:

Insanity! Yet more proof that society is headed to hell in a handbasket! Bush and the Republican Congress want to get women out of combat, and those stupid jarheads in Iraq just use loopholes to put them back in! Come on now, who knows more about the proper way to run a war, Republican war heros like Bush, or some officer in Iraq whos probably "gone native"?

There's no excuse to have women in combat, maybe if there was a shortage of recruits or something, but we all know kids are lined up around the block to join the army because Bush's Crusade is so popular. Get those women back to the kitchen where they belong!

Brother Jeb:

You surely can preach it!

But I must take exception to the part I quoted above.

To do the Lord's work it is important that our soldiers be strong, virile, dedicated Christians. They fight for Heaven and earth.

Heaven and the Lord is in their hearts, but for the earth they need something physical to remind them what it is they seek.

You would not want our brave Soldiers of the Lord to look with lust on the heathen population. You would not want them tempted by these sinners.

Women soldiers are their to carry the "guns" of our proud and faithful warriors. Accept them in your hearts as you gird your loins for the fight for ultimate Godly victory.



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Default Re: What Jeb Thurmond thinks about everything - 06-27-2009, 07:26 PM

Good hunting cats do the work of the lord, some of them even protect our good churches.

It's the heathen rodents i'd be more worried about, some say they were sent ti invade the good churches and infect the faithful.


Acts 3:24-25 "The God who made the world and everything in it is the Lord of heaven and earth and does not live in temples built by hands. And he is not served by human hands, as if he needed anything, because he himself gives all men life and breath and everything else."
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Default Re: What Jeb Thurmond thinks about everything - 09-01-2009, 04:18 AM

Mr. Jeb you are a genius. Great work sir. All of it. Very time consuming im sure. Thank You. Very informative. Bless you.
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Default Re: What Jeb Thurmond thinks about everything - 11-24-2009, 10:56 AM

Hey guys, Unsaved Trash here

Seems to me like you're a bunch of hypocrites who just think, y'know what, screw everyone else, I'm going to Heaven, you're not, bite my ***** castrated penis! Jeb Thurmond, whoever you are, you sound like a right nasty peice of work. You're just wrapped up in your little strict, conformist world and you don't give a piffleing shit about anyone but yourself, does it not say in your precious Bible that if you hate someone you have already committed murder in your heart? So what's with the I HATE MY EX WIVES, I HATE HOMOSEXUALS, I HATE ZITTY LIPPED TEENS WHO HAVE OPINIONS Well guess what piffle****, just cause teenagers were born after you doesn't make them any less of a person, doesn't restrict them to not having a good life which excuse me they deserve a damn site more than you do, you conformist piffleing hillbillies. You're not Christians at all, you just think oh forgive me Jesus then think oh I'm okay now I'm going to heaven to live with my saviour, BLAH BLAH piffleING BLAH, everyone else can go choke on a ****, because me and my twat**** friends "love Jesus" therefore we're going to heaven and you're going to hell to get raped by demons with porcupine quills for pubic ****, and we're going to laugh at you from our cloudy kingdom in the sky because we're loving, caring, Christians and we're absolutely devastated that you went to hell! YOU MAKE ME SICK! YOU SELF CENTERED, SELF RIGHTEOUS DICK****! THERE IS NO LOVE IN YOUR RELIGION, ONLY SELFISHNESS, GREED AND HATRED!!!!!

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Default Re: What Jeb Thurmond thinks about everything - 11-24-2009, 11:01 AM

Friend, your username is pretty gross, can you please change it?

Furthermore, I don't feel the love of Christ in your post. Have you always been this angry? Maybe you need to get right with Jesus and become happy, like we are.


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Default Re: What Jeb Thurmond thinks about everything - 11-24-2009, 11:07 AM

No. Shut up.
And if you're the type of person who's "going to Heaven" maybe I'd be better off in hell
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Default Re: What Jeb Thurmond thinks about everything - 11-24-2009, 11:10 AM

And for some reason, you've starred out "hair" "face" "unused" and "head", yet failed to notice the word shit. Dude.
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Default Re: What Jeb Thurmond thinks about everything - 11-24-2009, 11:12 AM

The words dung and piss are in the Bible, so why should I edit them out?


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Default Re: What Jeb Thurmond thinks about everything - 01-23-2010, 08:42 AM



You are an inspiration to us all.
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Default Re: What Jeb Thurmond thinks about everything - 01-24-2010, 10:24 AM

You guys sound more like True Jews™ than Christians!

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Don't be an idiot, we are True Christians. And you prove your point by pointing to one of your own postings? To be honest I am still trying to figure out why you are really here.


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Default Re: What Jeb Thurmond thinks about everything - 01-24-2010, 11:27 AM

To teach you guys that the Old Testament that you quote with all of the atrocities is the JEWISH TORAH which JESUS CHRIST died to change to this:


John 8:3-11 (King James Version)


3And the scribes and Pharisees brought unto him a woman taken in adultery; and when they had set her in the midst,
4They say unto him, Master, this woman was taken in adultery, in the very act.
5Now Moses in the law commanded us, that such should be stoned: but what sayest thou?
6This they said, tempting him, that they might have to accuse him. But Jesus stooped down, and with his finger wrote on the ground, as though he heard them not.
7So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.
8And again he stooped down, and wrote on the ground.
9And they which heard it, being convicted by their own conscience, went out one by one, beginning at the eldest, even unto the last: and Jesus was left alone, and the woman standing in the midst.
10When Jesus had lifted up himself, and saw none but the woman, he said unto her, Woman, where are those thine accusers? hath no man condemned thee?
11She said, No man, Lord. And Jesus said unto her, Neither do I condemn thee: go, and sin no more.


Galatians 5:14 (King James Version)


14For all the law is fulfilled in one word, even in this; Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.
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Default Re: What Jeb Thurmond thinks about everything - 01-24-2010, 11:53 AM

You are mistaken. The Holy Bible is the word of God and no one else but God. That a few humans have been blessed enough by the LORD to write the words on a piece of paper for Him does not change that.

Are you here to mock us?


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Default Re: What Jeb Thurmond thinks about everything - 01-27-2010, 10:10 AM

Jeb, i found your thoughts to be some of the most intriguing rabble i have ever read. Your thoughts and views are both eye opening and educational to the life you must lead.

Where i am from, the way you talk, you would be sitting in a jail cell having your asshole reemed open by a homosexual.

I dont say this to be mean or disrespectful, it is just a fact where i am from.

I disagree with almost everything you said, you seem to have no knowledge of the world at all. And the support you recieve from some posters will only further serve to delude your grasp on reality. You are not looking at the world subjectively. You are thinking like a sheep.

Women are equal to men, whether you like it or not. I have one parting question for you Jeb and i do hope you answer it, Do you have daughters Jeb?
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Jeb, i found your thoughts to be some of the most intriguing rabble i have ever read. Your thoughts and views are both eye opening and educational to the life you must lead.

Where i am from, the way you talk, you would be sitting in a jail cell having your asshole reemed open by a homosexual.

I dont say this to be mean or disrespectful, it is just a fact where i am from.

I disagree with almost everything you said, you seem to have no knowledge of the world at all. And the support you recieve from some posters will only further serve to delude your grasp on reality. You are not looking at the world subjectively. You are thinking like a sheep.

Women are equal to men, whether you like it or not. I have one parting question for you Jeb and i do hope you answer it, Do you have daughters Jeb?
You are VERY disrespectful.
You come in here insulting one of our Godly True Christian™ Men.

Why do you want to know about Jeb's Daughters? What's it to do with you?
Are you Stalking Jeb and his family?
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Default Re: What Jeb Thurmond thinks about everything - 01-27-2010, 10:25 AM

Ah! Talitha i was wondering when i would have the pleasure of exchanging words with you .

I assure you i am in no way stalking jeb or anyone on this forum for that matter, if jeb decides to answer my question you will have yours answered.

Now being disrespectful? I have only stated an opinion and only seek to gain answers to truths i may not comprehend.
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