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A New Christian Children's Show -
06-29-2013, 01:19 AM
Praise Jesus, we will soon start featuring a new Christian Children's Show on Freehold TV. Look for it later this Summer.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: A New Christian Children's Show -
06-29-2013, 03:13 AM
Oh that is fantastic! It's always nice to see wholesome shows for children that reinforce God's Truth©.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Location: Christian Texas!
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Re: A New Christian Children's Show -
06-29-2013, 09:50 AM
Excited to see a show that I can watch with my kids coming soon! This kid is so smart, knows exactly what he is talking about!
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Location: Surrounded by queers.
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Re: A New Christian Children's Show -
06-29-2013, 11:30 AM
What a fine looking young man.
If even a 15 year old kid knows that race mixing is wrong it can only mean that separation must be hard wired into our psychology by Jesus.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: A New Christian Children's Show -
06-30-2013, 12:36 AM
That looks wondrous! Joseph, Ezra, and John will certainly enjoy this.
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Re: A New Christian Children's Show -
07-10-2013, 05:09 AM
I knew it was only a matter of time before Churchianity would try and justify racism, flying in the face of what God's Word says:
Galatians 3:28 (I love that book!): There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.
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True Christian™
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Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Leviticus Landing
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Re: A New Christian Children's Show -
07-10-2013, 08:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Paul Tarsan
I knew it was only a matter of time before Churchianity would try and justify racism, flying in the face of what God's Word says:
Galatians 3:28 (I love that book!): There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.
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Being all one in Christ Jesus does not mean marrying one another!
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Location: In my Godly home here in Wisconsin :)
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Re: A New Christian Children's Show -
07-11-2013, 06:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles
What a fine looking young man.
If even a 15 year old kid knows that race mixing is wrong it can only mean that separation must be hard wired into our psychology by Jesus.
YIC
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I always tell my girls that they aren't allowed to going out with nobody with dark skin, let alone a mexican, you never know if they're illegal aliens looking for girls to marry and then force them to have little mixed bastards. They know I just do it because I love them and because I want white grandchildren
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: A New Christian Children's Show -
08-03-2013, 11:22 PM
I am sorry to announce the immediate cancellation of Joy Junction from Freehold Cable TV. At least until THIS gets sorted out. 
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A Christian Television Network Puppeteer Was Arrested For Wanting To Kill And Eat Children
Creepy puppeteer? Check. Creepy Christian puppeteer? Check. Creepy Christian puppeteer who lived alone? Check. Creepy Christian puppeteer who lived alone and served pizzas to the kids in his neighborhood? Check. Creepy Christian puppeteer who lived alone and served pizzas to the kids in his neighborhood and was arrested for, according to the Tampa Bay Times, “conspiring to kidnap a child and possession of child pornography”? Check.
Florida, you done it again.
“I imagine him wiggling and then going still,” [Ronald William] Brown told an associate in an Internet chat session, describing his plot to kill and cannibalize a boy at Gulf Coast Church.
On Friday, Brown was arrested on charges of conspiring to kidnap a child and possession of child pornography and booked into the Pinellas County Jail. U.S. Department of Homeland Security agents who searched his home found lewd images of children bound and gagged, a flier for a missing child and “images of children that appear to be deceased.”
According to the affidavit supporting the criminal complaint, Brown told agents that he and Kansas resident Michael Arnett, another alleged child cannibalism enthusiast, “did discuss killing, dismembering and eating” a specific boy at Gulf Coast Church. However, Brown said “it was just a fantasy and he could never and would never hurt anyone.”
Brown worked for years for the Christian Television Network in Largo, the state’s oldest Christian broadcasting station. He performed with puppets on a Captain Kangaroo-style show called Joy Junction. In one episode, a video excerpt of which is available online, he operates a puppet that talks disdainfully about how some bad kids tried to show him pornography. (Via)
I’d bet my life savings that Brown owns at least three helium tanks, for “balloon animals…yeah….”
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: A New Christian Children's Show -
08-04-2013, 01:06 AM
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