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Default Re: My name is Uncle Rutherford. - 04-03-2020, 12:23 PM

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Hello! .. Welcome to the forum. You will have noticed that reading comprehension is not a strong suit for all participants. I was interested in your first post:That's something I find confusing. You see I know that my forebears were English, Scottish and German. I have visited those places and know that in 1066 the Normans (a Viking strain) invited themselves into England so that many "English" names are obviously of Viking origin, although many of them would marry and take on new names or become ennobled and achieve new titles. But I've never thought I was German or Scottish or English or a Viking. Maybe I am "on the inside" but Jesus in not interested in my entrails, He is concerned for my soul.
Song of Solomon 1:4-7 Draw me, we will run after thee: the king hath brought me into his chambers: we will be glad and rejoice in thee, we will remember thy love more than wine: the upright love thee. I am black, but comely, O ye daughters of Jerusalem, as the tents of Kedar, as the curtains of Solomon. Look not upon me, because I am black, because the sun hath looked upon me: my mother's children were angry with me; they made me the keeper of the vineyards; but mine own vineyard have I not kept. Tell me, O thou whom my soul loveth, where thou feedest, where thou makest thy flock to rest at noon: for why should I be as one that turneth aside by the flocks of thy companions?
Here we see, in the lovely allegory of Christ's love for His bride, that He accepts us as we are – really I should say as we were because after He's accepted us and we have accepted His love we are not as we were before. That was utterly revolting to God, so bad that all we'd merited was torture followed by more torture over and over again, and that is why Jesus died. So that we could accept His love. And we know His love is genuine because the alternative is torture & torment, wailing & gnashing of teeth. He does not want us to be the ones that turn aside regardless of who we are inside. He just wants to love us. And He really does not want us to be tortured.

Perhaps you could comment on the identity bewilderment?
I can only comment on the correlations found between salvation and the color of your skin I’m afraid. White people in the US don’t normally engage in satanic negro rituals which include wearing similar clothes that sag to one’s kneecaps, listening to the same bad music from convicted felons (rappers), and feasting on what’s known as “soul food”. “Soul food” is what I consider to be cannabilism by the wordings and we all know African negroes just love to eat each other. These tendencies aren’t normally found in the white man and neither do I find it in myself at all. By that point, I do believe God and White Jesus loves me enough to differentiate me from the other darkies. I like to claim that I suffer from a condition that turns my skin darker, but praise White Jesus I found a cure online for that. A mixture of sulfur and bleach that I rub on my skin once every morning. This is important for when I am casted up to heaven for judgement. Maybe White people can differentiate from each other better than a darkie and a white man. You gotta look into your soul as how God made you. Deuteronomy 6:5 And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might. Don’t neglect the soul at all or you’ll be cast into hell. If your soul’s telling you you’re German, Irish, or whatever, don’t ignore it. My soul’s telling me I’m White American and I’m proud to follow that belief because God and White Jesus want me to.
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Default Re: My name is Uncle Rutherford. - 04-03-2020, 03:46 PM

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I can only comment on the correlations found between salvation and the color of your skin I’m afraid. White people in the US don’t normally engage in satanic negro rituals which include wearing similar clothes that sag to one’s kneecaps,
I admit I haven't seen this dreadful clothing style recently among white youth (there isn't really any other kind than white where I live) - as it has been replaced by just wearing sleepwear in public. Honestly, I don't know which one is worse.

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listening to the same bad music from convicted felons (rappers), and feasting on what’s known as “soul food”. “Soul food” is what I consider to be cannabilism by the wordings and we all know African negroes just love to eat each other.
Interesting. Does that relate to the Biblical tradition of eating own children and/or own parents when needed?

Ezekiel 5:10 Therefore the fathers shall eat the sons in the midst of thee, and the sons shall eat their fathers; and I will execute judgments in thee, and the whole remnant of thee will I scatter into all the winds.

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These tendencies aren’t normally found in the white man and neither do I find it in myself at all. By that point, I do believe God and White Jesus loves me enough to differentiate me from the other darkies.
It doesn't really matter whether He differentiates you from your people based on skin color. The only thing you should worry about is, whether God differentiates you from sinners (of all colors). That is the only question that matters, dear.

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I like to claim that I suffer from a condition that turns my skin darker,
Most humans (maybe except for natural blondes and gingers) have this ability - it's called tanning. (Natural blonds just turn blistery red and then go back to white again).

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A mixture of sulfur and bleach that I rub on my skin once every morning.
I will pray for you when you - unavoidably - get that skin cancer from your futile skin treatments.

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If your soul’s telling you you’re German, Irish, or whatever, don’t ignore it. My soul’s telling me I’m White American and I’m proud to follow that belief because God and White Jesus want me to.
Well, Jesus wants us to ignore our nationalities:

Galatians 3:28-29
28 There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.
29 And if ye be Christ's, then are ye Abraham's seed, and heirs according to the promise.

So please forgive me but I find Jesus to be a higher authority from you.
Anyway. A very cautious to our forum, dear.
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