[Nobar King]

That's Catholics, you idiot. Christians don't do that kind of perversity.

[iamwus]

with your eye for gayness i think you might want to come out of the closet

[jezzah]

Damn you christians are ******* crazy!

If you truly believe this mario game is promoting homosexuality from your extremely broad assumptions and comparisons then surely you must believe adam and eve's family were incestuous and that we are all offspring of bastard children.

Lol I can't believe you retards

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

Originally Posted by jezzah

surely you must believe adam and eve's family were incestuous and that we are all offspring of bastard children.

I don't get it.

Is that supposed to be a bad thing.

Yes, we are bastards, but we are GOD'S BASTARDS.

[2ndTimeAround]

Hate to break it to you guys, but this Jeb Thurmond is pranking you.

I think the biggest giveaway is this:

Once again, thanks to my connection with a certain church which is good at infiltrating Japanese institutions, I have managed to obtain secret concept-art. Here is what Nintendo had in mind while working on Mario Super-Sluggers:

That's not "secret concept art" stolen from Nintendo by some covert unnamed church, it's an easy-to-find joke image. Just do a google image search for "gay mario" and you'll find this "secret concept art" all over the place.

So, right off the bat (oh no, baseball metaphor--I might be gay!), this Jeb guy is blatantly lying to you.

And you could go through his post point by point and see how it just doesn't add up. Look at Mario's pose, for example--a common hero pose for straight, masculine characters seen all over the place, in movie posters, etc..

I guess you could see it as him showing you his backside, and that he's in mid-thrust, but then you'd have to imagine that into which he is thrusting in the first place. And I must refer to something my mother always said growing up: "It takes a dirty mind to get a dirty joke."

I'm afraid Jeb is either messing with you guys, and it's all an elaborate ruse. Or, he is serious, and is potentially a closet homosexual, which is why he sees homosexuality in something as straight-forward and childish as that Mario video game cover. And with his numerous references to crude pornographic terms and the like "pearl-necklace harbor," I think it's obvious that Jeb has spent too much time watching gay porn on the internet, and obviously clouding his judgement.

I'm going to guess that it's a joke--no one could ever seriously say that baseball is a homosexual sport and that only true men like football. It's just all so obvious. You're probably being pranked by some internet kids, like the people at somethingawful.com

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. :/

[Perseid]

I admit it. I've played this game. It was a lot of fun at first, but now I feel this warm fuzzy feeling inside every time I see a plumber. What do I do?

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

2ndtime: trust me, Jeb has NO sense of humor. You should have seen him when I accidentaly trashed his house. No laughter there, let me tell you.

Perseid: do you care about your eternal soul? If so, I suggest building an outhouse, and avoiding all Italians like, well, Italians.

[Oxycon]

Originally Posted by Trent Harvey, Jr.

I don't get it.

Is that supposed to be a bad thing.

Yes, we are bastards, but we are GOD'S BASTARDS.

First of all, a "Bastard" is someone who's biological father has passed away.

Second of all, it is said in the Bible that any relations between family members will be punishable.

They are God's laws, me, an Aethist, even knows these.

So many holes in the Bible it hurts.

[trollnerd]

Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond

Super Mario Galaxy was the trojan horse of a neo-sodomite invasion, some refused to believe it. They claimed that the subliminal homosexuality was just a "coincidence". Funny how, the more we see of Mario, the more "coincidences" show up, further proving that the goal of Nintendo is to unleashed a second Pearl Habor on America, a "Pearl-necklace Habor" of drug-fueled sodomania!

Mario is the flagship of Nintendo, and that flag has big rainbow stripes, proven by the latest release in the Mario dynasty: "Mario Super Sluggers".

Baseball is very popular among homosexuals, notice how often they use the terms "pitcher" and "catcher". True heterosexuals do not play baseball, they play football.

Go to the home page for Mario Super sluggers and you will find this image:

even need to point out the subliminal messages in this image? A short list, from just what I can spot (feel free to mention anything I've missed)

• We see Mario's backside, in mid-thrust
• Holding and stroking the baseball bats in ways suggesting homosexuality and/or self-abuse
• Marios baseball bat penetrates a hole in the soft brown skin of his catcher's mitt - a reference to inter-racial sodomy
• Luigi, who is tenderly rubbing his bat, has an orgasmic expression on his face as he spills white stuff all over
• In another interacial sodomy reference, we see "Diddy Kong" catching the white stuff, with his mouth wide open, of course
• To the right of Diddy Kong we see the game controller (vibrating no doubt) with a suspitious button, so that your innocent little girls can get used to having fun while they rub their thumb over what is very similar to a nipple and clitorus

And why use the term "sluggers". There's a lot of baseball words out there, so why use the only one that references a long, smooth, wet, slippery, cylindrical object?ike the tiny penis-shaped suicide-submarines that the Japanese launched against us in their previous war on America, the vile intent is hidden under a calm surface. Guadalcanal was a beautiful pacific island most of us would love to vacation on - but when the Japanese are around, looks are deceiving!Once again, thanks to my connection with a certain church which is good at infiltrating Japanese institutions, I have managed to obtain secret concept-art. Here is what Nintendo had in mind while working on Mario Super-Sluggers:
WHO ARE THESE GAME DESIGNERS?

Just who are the shadowy figures who make up the cultural elite of gaming?

ok first of mofo...nintendo is not the flag ship for this shit that ur talking. and 1) hes holding the bat and the ball in two hands...the mite he put there CAUSE GOD DIDNT GIVE US MORE THEN 2 HAND and both of his were full. and the referance to the controller as a vibrator...man..i bet u say this shit on here and in ur 'church', (where u no doubt steal the Lord money for ur betterment) and yet u go out and buy such a game and sit there on ur piffleed up fat ass and think of this shit all day long...u probably molest ur on children...if God let u have any....and the slug...cumon man...if ur refering to the slug to look like a penis then u need to take that up with ur GOD or whatever it is u worship..... as far as who these game designers are..........IM A GAME DESIGNER MOTHER piffleER SO GET USE TO US BEING HERE...................................



----You say that i have sinned and am going to hell...Because u have judged me you have condemded ur self....ILL SEE U IN HELL:dev il::devi l::devil :

[Fearful Fool]

Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond

Friends,


Baseball is very popular among homosexuals, notice how often they use the terms "pitcher" and "catcher". True heterosexuals do not play baseball, they play football.

Sir, are you being serious? I don't think God ever said anything about homosexual sports o_0
I guess "true" heterosexuals only like violent sports.

Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond

Friends,


Once again, thanks to my connection with a certain church which is good at infiltrating Japanese institutions, I have managed to obtain secret concept-art. Here is what Nintendo had in mind while working on Mario Super-Sluggers:



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You can't be serious. You can get the same image for all games that have been created (check internet's rule: 34)

Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond

As already noted, the strange name for Nintendo's new system could only have been chosen for subliminal recruiting reasons: notice how the W looks like a skinny young "twink" bending over, and the two ii reference double-penetration.

You realize you just made a letter to look like pron, right?

Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond

Make no mistake - allowing a Wii into your house is like allowing condoms and sex education into your school.

Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond

Is this supposed to be a bad thing? ....sigh....




Fail is fail - me, 12:19 pm xD

[Ebenezer Wright]

Originally Posted by FearEvil19

Sir, are you being serious? I don't think God ever said anything about homosexual sports o_0
I guess "true" heterosexuals only like violent sports.
You realize you just made a letter to look like pron, right?
Is this supposed to be a bad thing? ....sigh....
Fail is fail - me, 12:19 pm xD

Why are you coming onto a Christian forum to defend a pathetic Mario video game? I can only assume you are a flaming homersexual yourself!

It is a sad day when people think that retarded video games like this need to be defended.

[trollnerd]

Originally Posted by Ebenezer Wright

Why are you coming onto a Christian forum to defend a pathetic Mario video game? I can only assume you are a flaming homersexual yourself!

It is a sad day when people think that retarded video games like this need to be defended.

first of all we are not flaming homersexual cause for one thing homer is not a real person so how can i be sexual with him...and we are not h0mos3xuals either.............when u have a minute look at my signature...then look in ur bible where it says 'thou shall not judge'......was that an oh cr4p i just hears.....see ya later m4sturbat3r...

[Fearful Fool]

Originally Posted by Ebenezer Wright

Why are you coming onto a Christian forum to defend a pathetic Mario video game? I can only assume you are a flaming homersexual yourself!

It is a sad day when people think that retarded video games like this need to be defended.

I don't even like mario. (It's boring, IMO)

[Osambo 08]

Peach is Mario's love interest thus how could you people infer that he is a homosexual?

[Puke-a-chew]

Originally Posted by Ebenezer Wright

Why are you coming onto a Christian forum to defend a pathetic Mario video game? I can only assume you are a flaming homersexual yourself!

It is a sad day when people think that retarded video games like this need to be defended.

It is also sad to see people defend retarded forums like this one.

[Ebenezer Wright]

Originally Posted by Pikachu

It is also sad to see people defend retarded forums like this one.

Wow you are real cool TROLL. Way to hang out on Christian forums and defend video games. You must be the definition of cool.

[Nobar King]

Originally Posted by Oxycon

First of all, a "Bastard" is someone who's biological father has passed away.

ORLY?

Originally Posted by trollnerd

as far as who these game designers are..........IM A GAME DESIGNER (obscene) SO GET USE TO US BEING HERE...................................

So they're hiring schizos now? Seems appropriate.

[Perseid]

Originally Posted by Osambo 08

Peach is Mario's love interest thus how could you people infer that he is a homosexual?

Are you sure Peach is really female? After Birdo we can't be too sure of anything the Evil N does anymore.

[sujimo]

As it is written:"See, I lay in Zion a stone that causes men to stumble and a rock that makes them fall, and the one who trusts in him will never be put to shame."
Romans 9:33

That's what this discussion is about. You are nothing but stones to stumble. You ashame christians around the world. Your philosofy, your arguments, the way you see things, it's perversity itself.
In a precarious world that we live, you are not better than anyone. Sinners, with a sick mind, lacking of information.

God have mercy on your ignorance.

[Nobar King]

That is a great passage, it's unfortunate that you have completely misunderstood it.