[BrotherLarry]

As a Divinity student in pursuit of a doctorate so that my church might name me as a youth pastor, I find myself facing a very difficult statistics course. I have scoured the Bible looking for answers related to deviations, means, modes, and more advanced topics, but I have come up short.


Is there a person versed in statistics among the congregation who might help me study? I promise payment for such tutelage.


Please help me achieve this oft-delayed goal, brethren. Even by mail my professor is making me feel quite inadequate. Even as a handsome, well built, intelligent and brave certified equine gnathologist, I can't impress this man with anything except correct answers.


In prayer,
BrotherLarry