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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 04-14-2010, 07:11 AM

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I didn't say you are male, I said you are gay. Otherwise why do you want to hug "all"?
right you didnt. sorry. well in the future who do you want me to hug. i am not a lesbian to, i could never get lesbians.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 04-14-2010, 07:13 AM

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right you didnt. sorry
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No one. I want you to spend your time studying the KJV1611 Holy Bible instead.


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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Freeks-Angel is a girl and a Brother wanting to hug a girl is definitely not gay. A girl wanting to hug everyone is obviously a lesbian slut.
well maybe in the future i'll stick to hugging guys because i do not want to end up as a lesbian slut.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 04-14-2010, 07:16 AM

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Apology accepted.

No one. I want you to spend your time studying the KJV1611 Holy Bible instead.
well that would be possible if i had a bible. ive been wanteing to join a religion because of something ive seen but im unsure if i want to.


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well that would be possible if i had a bible. ive been wanteing to join a religion because of something ive seen but im unsure if i want to.
Stop making up excuses and start reading: http://www.biblegateway.com/versions...sion-KJV-Bible.

Why you need to follow the entire KJV1611 Holy Bible:

2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 04-14-2010, 07:19 AM

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Stop making up excuses and start reading: http://www.biblegateway.com/versions...sion-KJV-Bible.

Why you need to follow the entire KJV1611 Holy Bible:

2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"
ok ok calm down i will tomorow since its a new day.
i will the best i can since i am new to religion


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 04-14-2010, 09:10 AM

Just a quick followup to your points (yeah, I'm a bit late to the party, I know):

1. Yeah. Well... did you invent the world apatheism? Actually, it does sum us up pretty well. Probably why New Zealand has relatively few racial and political tensions.

2. Sheep rape? I don't even... you know, if it gets you off to think that, good for you. I suppose something has to.

3. Yeah, these canoes kinda suck as a mode of transport, I'll give you that. Soooo tiring to get around in. If only the Japanese would import some reasonably priced small cars.... oh wait. They have.

4.So... the Waikato river is the edge of the world? Cos, uh... that would technically mean that the entire South Island wouldn't exist, right? Which makes my sitting here, being alive, rather problematic. Yeah, if the earth's flat (suuuuure it is), the edges aren't at the Waikato.

5. I can't argue that dealings with the Maori haven't always been fantastic, but New Zealand does remain the only country in the world to have signed a treaty with the indigenous people when England colonised. As for jailing Maori for crimes that don't exist? Not likely, mate.

6. The early colonisers paid for goods with sex? Christ, no wonder colonisation went so smoothly! Quite a clever solution, I must say.

7. Ok, as a female worker in New Zealand, I can actually promise you I'm not a whore. Nor was our former Prime Minister Helen Clark (now head of the UN Development Programme), nor Dame Silvia Cartwright, former Governor General and most technically the most powerful person in New Zealand. Theresa Gatting, former CEO of our largest telecommunications company, managed to get to her level without turning tricks. Dame Kiri te Kanawa, a world renowned opera singer, has made her fame without once having sex for money. As have MOST NEW ZEALAND WOMEN.

8. I only wish Kiwi Dollars doubled as monopoly money. It'd mean every time I was short of booze money, I could always raid the toy cupboard.

One last thing: I noted with interest that no one has touched on our Civil Unions Act, a law passed that effectively enables gay couples exactly the same legal rights as straight couples. As a member of my university's Queer Group, I can tell you now that we are also continuing the good fight to enable same-sex adoption. Not long now!

I'm looking forward to your no-doubt open minded and forward thinking responses!



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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 04-14-2010, 09:14 AM

Also, if you're going to be mocking a country, you may as well get their flag right. Not that hard, guys. Even Wikipedia managed it (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_zealand).
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 04-14-2010, 10:18 AM

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Also, if you're going to be mocking a country, you may as well get their flag right. Not that hard, guys. Even Wikipedia managed it (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_zealand).
Are you sure it is not the same flag? I fail to see the difference. They both have the English flag with a bunch of stars. Why did you copy the English flag anyway? It seems to me if you pretend to be a country you should at least spend some time designing a proper flag for it. E.g. something with a sheep.


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apatheism? Actually, it does sum us up pretty well.
So we agree on #1. Which is probably the main reason God hates New Zealand anyway.

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2. Sheep rape? I don't even... you know, if it gets you off to think that, good for you.
So you are in denial about this? I suppose I can understand that given that you are a women. But then why do the Australians call you sheep shaggers?

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4.So... the Waikato river is the edge of the world? Cos, uh... that would technically mean that the entire South Island wouldn't exist, right? Which makes my sitting here, being alive, rather problematic. Yeah, if the earth's flat (suuuuure it is), the edges aren't at the Waikato.
No, the Waikato river is not the end of the world. When someone falls of the edge of the world it is blamed on the Waikato river.

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6. The early colonisers paid for goods with sex?
Yes. For those in denial about this: King (2003) pg 122.

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7. Ok, as a female worker in New Zealand, I can actually promise you I'm not a whore.
Let's investigate that claim. Are you either a virgin or are you married and did you only have sex with your husband after you got married?

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One last thing: I noted with interest that no one has touched on our Civil Unions Act, a law passed that effectively enables gay couples exactly the same legal rights as straight couples.
I could also have made an 80 reasons God hates New Zealand article, but once I reached 8 reasons my keyboard got sticky because of all the puke.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 04-14-2010, 11:30 AM

Wow, i really enjoy the absolute refusal to open your eyes and see the simple facts. Is this entire website a joke or do you people actually believe this?
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whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire - Matthew 5:22

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22But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire.

23Therefore if thou bring thy gift to the altar, and there rememberest that thy brother hath ought against thee;
24Leave there thy gift before the altar, and go thy way; first be reconciled to thy brother, and then come and offer thy gift.
25Agree with thine adversary quickly, whiles thou art in the way with him; lest at any time the adversary deliver thee to the judge, and the judge deliver thee to the officer, and thou be cast into prison.
26Verily I say unto thee, Thou shalt by no means come out thence, till thou hast paid the uttermost farthing.
27Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery:
28But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
29And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. 30And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 04-14-2010, 01:11 PM

I've been waiting for my chance to do this.
I would first like to say, Christianity is SUPPOSED to be about accepting people, no matter where they come from, or who they are. So isn't saying 'God Hates New Zealanders' a little hypocritical, just like pretty much everything else in the Bible?
Secondly, being a New Zealander Myself, I would like to say, p*ffle you. I recently moved to Melbourne, Australia, and encounted a lot of racist comments. People call me 'Sheep-shagger' and 'sheep-raper' for no other reason then I was born in New Zealand, and frankly, I'm sick of these claims. I have no, nor will I ever, had sexual relations with a sheep, or any other animal. (including humans, might I add). In addition, I have never actually encountered anyone who has, or rumors of anyone who has. As 'prehistoric' as we may be, we do not promote, nor support beastiality. Also, although we are known for our sheep farmers, not everyone HAS sheep, nor do we have the most. As it has been stated, Australia actually has more sheep per capita then New Zealand. I'm not saying Australians rape sheep, but why should we be called sheep-shaggers when we have no more sheep, nor reason to 'rape' sheep, then Australians. And besides, the majority of New Zealanders, and people living in New Zealand, do not actually live on farms, nor do they own any farm animals. I know this from actually living there for quite some time.
Now, to the argument earlier, yes, the Europeans did have some trouble with the Maori's, and there has been a lot of prejudiced, but it has now passed. So, sure, there is still a little racism, but it's not like there's pure segregation, like, I'd like to point out, what happened to the natives in America. Yes, the Europeans stole the Maori's land, but the land has been returned, and there are now treaties in place to protect Maori land and heritage.
Now, to the 'Apatheism' claims, I'd like to point out, as a Cantabrian who lived in CHRISTchurch, not everyone in New Zealand shuns God and Biblical beliefs. We have just as many Christians as America per Capita, but we also have a lot more social justice, and we don't bash Athiests just because they don't believe in God.
Finally, to the 3rd 'reason'. Yes, our ancestors arrived in canoes, but if you think about it, Christopher Columbus arrived in a prehistoric boat too. But there are actually more modern means of transport in this day and age. Wake up, we're in the 21st century. There is actually an airline called 'Air New Zealand' which flies quite regularly to other countries, including your 'grand' US of A.

Also, for the record, yes, I am an Athiest. Yes, I am a kiwi. Yes, I am of Maori AND European descent. I'm also 14, gay, and living a happy, healthy life with my Christian mother and Buddhist father. But that shouldn't change anything, should it, because 'Jesus loves all'.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 04-14-2010, 01:34 PM

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Also, for the record, yes, I am an Athiest. Yes, I am a kiwi. Yes, I am of Maori AND European descent. I'm also 14, gay, and living a happy, healthy life with my Christian mother and Buddhist father. But that shouldn't change anything, should it, because 'Jesus loves all'.
Screw you all.
Jesus most definitely does NOT love everyone Haven't you read the Bible?


This is the lie at the absolute center of the false Christ that this generation has created. For an in-depth obliteration of this lie, see 800+ passages faithfully reported in the document "God Loves Everyone – The Greatest Lie Ever Told", posted at The God Loves Everyone Lie
Have you ever wondered how many times "Jesus loves everyone" or "God loves everyone" is found in the Bible – 20, 50, 100, 200? Have you ever wondered if it appears in the New Testament or Old Testament or both? Since this generation is convinced Jesus was ONLY about love – have you ever wondered how many times Jesus said that he "loves everyone?"
As a matter of uncontroverted fact, the phrases "God loves everyone" or "Jesus loves everyone" never appear in the Bible. You can search from Genesis to Revelation, including looking in all 66 books, 1,189 chapters, 31,173 verses and 774,746 words, and you will never find either of these phrases. Period.


In other words, the most famous Christian notion of God, that is repeated without measure or limit in this evil and adulterous generation, is never found in the Bible.


I can already hear the salivating and clamoring of "for God so loved the world" so let’s address it right now.



��John 3:16 – For God So Loved the World (John) - John 3:16 is always cited as support for "God loves everyone," but of course, the verse does not say these words. Below is the full passage that shows the context of this oft-referenced verse:
14 And as Moses lifted up the serpent in the wilderness, even so must the Son of man be lifted up:
15 That whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have eternal life. 16 For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. 17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through him might be saved... 18 He that believeth on him is not condemned; but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten God. 19 And this is the condemnation that light is come into the world
As a matter of uncontroverted fact, the phrase "God loves everyone," nor "Jesus loves everyone" ever appear in the Bible.
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and men loved darkness rather than light because their deeds were evil.20 For everyone that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved.
Notice that the verse does not say, "God loves everyone." It says that whosoever (not every person, but those that believe, however many they be) believeth, should not perish but have eternal life. Verse 15 is always conveniently left out of the equation when this verse is quoted because it is restrictive and does not suit the purpose of the satanic "God love’s everyone" lie. "For God so loved the world" refers to the fact that Jesus was speaking to a man of the Pharisees, named Nicodemus, a ruler of the Jews (John 16:1) who believed that only the Jews were saved to the exclusion of the rest of the world. Remember, this was discussed earlier: the Jews – including the Pharisees and Sadducees – believed only they could be saved (primarily because they were of the seed of Abraham) and the rest of the world was lost.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 04-14-2010, 06:25 PM

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I have no, nor will I ever, had sexual relations with a sheep, or any other animal. (including humans, might I add). In addition, I have never actually encountered anyone who has, or rumors of anyone who has.
No sex with humans in New Zealand?

How do you reproduce? Budding?
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 04-14-2010, 09:03 PM

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So you are in denial about this? I suppose I can understand that given that you are a women. But then why do the Australians call you sheep shaggers?
I'm not quite sure what my being a woman has anything to do with. I am too pure and innocent to consider it? Please explain further. As for the Australians, well, we call them sheepshaggers as well. It's what is commonly described as an INSULT. For example, if I called everyone on this board sheepshaggers, it wouldn't mean you've actually had sex with sheep. I am just INSULTING you.

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No, the Waikato river is not the end of the world. When someone falls of the edge of the world it is blamed on the Waikato river.
Oh riiiight, I see what you are trying to say here. Well, just so I can avoid falling off the edge of the world, could you tell me where it is exactly? I gather we're pretty close, so I don't want to go stumbling off by accident, you know. A map would be helpful!


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Let's investigate that claim. Are you either a virgin or are you married and did you only have sex with your husband after you got married?
Wow, my mother used to warn me about creepy old men on the internet asking about my sex life, and I think you might be a textbook example. My sex life or lack thereof are absolutely none of your business. I will tell you that I've never had sex in exchange for money ie, I am not a whore.

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I could also have made an 80 reasons God hates New Zealand article, but once I reached 8 reasons my keyboard got sticky because of all the puke.
Wow, keep up the good fight, bro. I'm actually really interested in all your other reasons. Try some Spray&Wipe for the keyboard, maybe? Then get right back at it, I can't wait!
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I'm not quite sure what my being a woman has anything to do with. I am too pure and innocent to consider it? Please explain further.
Men are raping sheep, not women. I think men only do it while the women are not around so for women in New Zooland it might indeed appear as if sheep rape does not occur.

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Oh riiiight, I see what you are trying to say here. Well, just so I can avoid falling off the edge of the world, could you tell me where it is exactly? I gather we're pretty close, so I don't want to go stumbling off by accident, you know. A map would be helpful!
I think Kaika, Owaka, Akaroa, Pahaoa and Tawapata are the places most close to the edge. So try to stay away from those and you should be relatively safe. Unless you decide to dress up as a sheep.

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Wow, my mother used to warn me about creepy old men on the internet asking about my sex life, and I think you might be a textbook example. My sex life or lack thereof are absolutely none of your business.
Since you are avoiding the question I think all visitors to this forum can now conclude that you are indeed a whore.

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Wow, keep up the good fight, bro. I'm actually really interested in all your other reasons. Try some Spray&Wipe for the keyboard, maybe? Then get right back at it, I can't wait!
Then this might be a good one for you to read: Why bestiality is wrong: New Zealanders take note!


5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 04-14-2010, 09:34 PM

This just occurred to me now, but... given that we have a legal sex trade, and that according to you all New Zealand women are whores anyway, why do the men BOTHER having sex with sheep? It's still illegal after all, and if what you say is true, there are always going to be available women. So what's the attraction to sheep?

And I gather what you're saying is that the edge of the world is down the east coast of New Zealand? So, say, if I spent the weekend fishing just outside of Akaroa harbour, I would fall off the edge of the world and drown? Because, uh, I didn't.

Also, I appreciate the way that this debate has turned from why New Zealanders (in general) suck to why I (specifically) am whore. Have you ever heard the saying, 'debate the point, not the person'? It means that you have no business in my private life. Likewise, I have not asked whether or not YOU are a whore (because really, why would I care). I'd really appreciate it if we could keep these personal attacks to a minimum.
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This just occurred to me now, but... given that we have a legal sex trade, and that according to you all New Zealand women are whores anyway, why do the men BOTHER having sex with sheep? It's still illegal after all, and if what you say is true, there are always going to be available women. So what's the attraction to sheep?
There are several reasons for that:
  • There are 10 times more sheep than women available in New Zealand.
  • New Zealand whores are expensive, New Zealand sheep are free.
  • New Zealand sheep never whine and they never have headaches.
  • New Zealand sheep can not get pregnant from New Zealand men.
  • New Zealand women are extremely ugly. And closing your eyes will still not fix the smell.
New Zealand women versus New Zealand sheep .

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And I gather what you're saying is that the edge of the world is down the east coast of New Zealand? So, say, if I spent the weekend fishing just outside of Akaroa harbour, I would fall off the edge of the world and drown? Because, uh, I didn't.
Then you have been very close to the edge but fortunately for you not close enough.

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Also, I appreciate the way that this debate has turned from why New Zealanders (in general) suck to why I (specifically) am whore. Have you ever heard the saying, 'debate the point, not the person'? It means that you have no business in my private life.
Actually you made it personal I just responded to what you said:
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I can actually promise you I'm not a whore
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This just occurred to me now, but... given that we have a legal sex trade, and that according to you all New Zealand women are whores anyway, why do the men BOTHER having sex with sheep?
We can't read the minds of perverts. We don't even want to speculate on why they do what they do.

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It's still illegal after all, and if what you say is true, there are always going to be available women. So what's the attraction to sheep?
Ask the New Zealanders.

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And I gather what you're saying is that the edge of the world is down the east coast of New Zealand? So, say, if I spent the weekend fishing just outside of Akaroa harbour, I would fall off the edge of the world and drown? Because, uh, I didn't.
Because GOD was protecting you. The least you could do is thank Him, you ungrateful sinner.

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the saying, 'debate the point, not the person'?
"The point" isn't the one who will burn in hell. The person will.

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But I know Someone who does....Perhaps you should meet Him.
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