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Jesus Kills Another Satanist -
03-05-2008, 03:53 AM
Glory! Praise JEEEEESUS!! He has seen fit to punish THIS demon with a prolonged, unspeakably painful death as just reward for leading countless millions of goths, geeks, wiccians, witches and other assorted losers down the path of satan worship. Thank you Jesus!! 
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Dungeons & Dragons co-creator dies at 69
MILWAUKEE - Gary Gygax, who co-created the fantasy game Dungeons & Dragons and helped start the role-playing phenomenon, died Tuesday morning at his home in Lake Geneva. He was 69.
He had been suffering from health problems for several years, including an abdominal aneurysm, said his wife, Gail Gygax.
Gygax and Dave Arneson developed Dungeons & Dragons in 1974 using medieval characters and mythical creatures. The game known for its oddly shaped dice became a hit, particularly among teenage boys, and eventually was turned into video games, books and movies.
Gygax always enjoyed hearing from the game's legion of devoted fans, many of whom would stop by the family's home in Lake Geneva, about 55 miles southwest of Milwaukee, his wife said. Despite his declining health, he hosted weekly games of Dungeons & Dragons as recently as January, she said.
"It really meant a lot to him to hear from people from over the years about how he helped them become a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, what he gave them," Gail Gygax said. "He really enjoyed that."
Dungeons & Dragons players create real characters and carry out their adventures with the help of complicated rules. The quintessential geek pastime, it spawned a wealth of copycat games and later inspired a whole genre of computer games that's still growing in popularity.
Born Ernest Gary Gygax, he grew up in Chicago and moved to Lake Geneva at the age of 8. Gygax's father, a Swiss immigrant who played violin in the Chicago Symphony Orchestra, read fantasy books to his only son and hooked him on the genre, Gail Gygax said.
Gygax dropped out of high school but took anthropology classes at the University of Chicago for a while, she said. He was working as an insurance underwriter in the 1960s, when he began playing war-themed board games.
But Gygax wanted to create a game that involved more fantasy. To free up time to work on that, he left the insurance business and became a shoe repairman, she said.
Gygax also was a prolific writer and wrote dozens of fantasy books, including the Greyhawk series of adventure novels.
Gary Sandelin, 32, a Manhattan attorney, said his weekly Dungeons & Dragons game will be a bit sadder on Wednesday night because of Gygax's passing. The beauty of the game is that it's never quite the same, he said.
Funeral arrangements are pending. Besides his wife, Gygax is survived by six children.
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I hope he is enjoying the first day of his eternity gargling scalding hot bile in hell. 
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Jesus Kills Another Satanist -
03-05-2008, 04:18 AM
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Glory! Praise JEEEEESUS!! He has seen fit to punish THIS demon with a prolonged, unspeakably painful death as just reward for leading countless millions of goths, geeks, wiccians, witches and other assorted losers down the path of satan worship. Thank you Jesus!!
I hope he is enjoying the first day of his eternity gargling scalding hot bile in hell. |
I am guessing right about now the demons of hell are all rolling dices to see what he will do next. 
(2 Peter 3:10)
But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.
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Re: Jesus Kills Another Satanist -
03-05-2008, 05:00 AM
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I am guessing right about now the demons of hell are all rolling dices to see what he will do next. |
Dice is the plural of die. But how does one die more than once? I suppose playing D&D and wasting sunny afternoons pretending to be (d)orcs and theives is like that. One is bound to die during a playing session, only to be reborn from some mage.
Those nerdy homers already have a tribute posted online. I recommend all True Christians visit and post a warning from Jesus!!
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Re: Jesus Kills Another Satanist -
03-05-2008, 06:28 AM
This would be sad if it weren't so fitting and just.
It's surprising that Mr. Gygax didn't pick up on the fact that even the name Dungeons & Dragons is reminiscent of a Jeopardy! category, like "Things in Hell." This man did have some brain power; it's regrettable that he chose to devote it to something so obviously satanically-inspired instead of turning to our Lord Jesus.
Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
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Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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Re: Jesus Kills Another Satanist -
03-05-2008, 12:19 PM
What kind of a name is Gygax, anyway? Were his parents orcs?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Praise Jesus! The Gygax is Dead! -
03-05-2008, 10:14 PM
I just want to give a shout out to the Lord for finally taking down that debaucher of geeky teenage boys, Gary Gygax. Dungeons and Dragons was nuthin' but do-it-yerself Demon Worshipping! "Advanced D&D" paved the way for all sorts of perversity like pasty Goth girls and "Renaissance Festivals". Bah! Nothing but an excuse for grown homos to wear dresses and pretend they're Scottish.
 Right now Beelzebub's got ol' Gary by the pony tail and is prodding his tender catflap with a red-hot poker!
Praise Jesus! Wednesday Night Book Burning, 7:30 Pm in Parking Lot "J", burn a Dungeon Master's Guide for Baby Jesus!
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Re: Praise Jesus! The Gygax is Dead! -
03-06-2008, 12:15 AM
No surprise this occult leader ended up dying and being tossed(probably by Jesus Christ personally) into the Hellfire. He died of AIDS right?
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Re: Praise Jesus! The Gygax is Dead! -
03-06-2008, 12:34 AM
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No surprise this occult leader ended up dying and being tossed(probably by Jesus Christ personally) into the Hellfire. He died of AIDS right?
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I'm not 100% sure. I think the autopsy suggested that he may have been eaten by a grue.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Praise Jesus! The Gygax is Dead! -
03-06-2008, 12:35 AM
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No surprise this occult leader ended up dying and being tossed(probably by Jesus Christ personally) into the Hellfire. He died of AIDS right?
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Yeah I think he did.
On a side note, is that you in your avatar picture, Pastor?
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Re: Praise Jesus! The Gygax is Dead! -
03-06-2008, 02:58 AM
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Yeah I think he did.
On a side note, is that you in your avatar picture, Pastor?
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Is that you in yours, Mr Unfalsie? 
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: Praise Jesus! The Gygax is Dead! -
03-06-2008, 03:10 AM
Indeed it is, my dear.
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Re: Praise Jesus! The Gygax is Dead! -
03-06-2008, 03:12 AM
My Avatar is Drill Instructor from a Viet Nam documentary. Drill Instructors are what parents should strive to emulate after Jesus.
About this Gaygax guy, AIDS? Being a D&D guy I figure the only relations he would have had would be from other nerds and creeps.
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Re: Praise Jesus! The Gygax is Dead! -
03-06-2008, 03:22 AM
There are some students at school who do nothing but play this game and stay in their own little group.
They use a whole lunch table for their oversized game mat and play with little action figures.
Just about everyone dislikes them, even we Muslim students are more accepted than they are.
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Re: Praise Jesus! The Gygax is Dead! -
03-06-2008, 03:58 AM
Shame about the Muslim thing.
D&D is a surefire way to go to Hell.
God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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Re: Praise Jesus! The Gygax is Dead! -
03-12-2008, 02:16 AM
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Yes, I'm sure you would weep bitterly at news of the death of Hitler, or Saddam Hussein, or Manuel Noriega, or Pol Pot, or Carrot Top, or anyone as evil and brutal as they. 
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Re: Praise Jesus! The Gygax is Dead! -
03-14-2008, 07:27 AM
And obviously this person has never listened to the lyrics of the song, "Ding, Dong, the Witch Is Dead" from the classic film The Wizard of Oz.
Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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Re: Praise Jesus! The Gygax is Dead! -
03-14-2008, 02:27 PM
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And obviously this person has never listened to the lyrics of the song, "Ding, Dong, the Witch Is Dead" from the classic film The Wizard of Oz.
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They may not have heard it yet, but I'm sure they'll have a chance to when it is played the length and breadth of the land, following the assassination of Hitlery Clinton.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Praise Jesus! The Gygax is Dead! -
03-14-2008, 09:00 PM
Amen, good Brother T. Praise! 
Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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Re: Praise Jesus! The Gygax is Dead! -
04-07-2008, 02:09 PM
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My Avatar is Drill Instructor from a Viet Nam documentary. Drill Instructors are what parents should strive to emulate after Jesus.
About this Gaygax guy, AIDS? Being a D&D guy I figure the only relations he would have had would be from other nerds and creeps.
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Didn't know Full Metal Jacket was a Viet Nam documentary now  (even though it was a good movie)
May Gygax rest in peace. Also, Gygax didn't have AIDS, you're just fabricating that lie to appease yourselves. 
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