[Cody Parsons]

When I became saved thru Jesus I quit masturbating because I know only homos or girls touch a pecker and make a man orgasm but I dont know what to do when I go to the bathroom. If I go number 1 I need to aim it and if I go number 2 I need to tuck it down so any number 1 goes in the toilet.
Because Ive been worried about this Ive been making a big mess when I go to the bathroom. Right now Im living at home so its ok because my mom has to clean it up and I want to be married when I love out so my wife will have to clean it up. But this leaves less time for them to clean the rest of the house or make my dinner. Do any True Christian men have any advise for me so I dont make such a mess.

[James Hutchins]

Wear gloves

[Cody Parsons]

Good thick ones too! Thank u and God bless u!

[James Hutchins]

The heavier, coarser and less nimble the better. Also, do not turn the lights on in the bathroom. You do not want to damage your eyes looking at 'it'.

Do not worry if you miss the toilet a lot, that is what women are for.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Well, I wouldn't know exactly what to do since I don't have this problem, but maybe you could try something like this?



That way, you wouldn't even need to touch it, even with gloves.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Originally Posted by Cody Parsons

When I became saved thru Jesus I quit masturbating because I know only homos or girls touch a pecker and make a man orgasm but I dont know what to do when I go to the bathroom. If I go number 1 I need to aim it and if I go number 2 I need to tuck it down so any number 1 goes in the toilet.
Because Ive been worried about this Ive been making a big mess when I go to the bathroom. Right now Im living at home so its ok because my mom has to clean it up and I want to be married when I love out so my wife will have to clean it up. But this leaves less time for them to clean the rest of the house or make my dinner. Do any True Christian men have any advise for me so I dont make such a mess.

Praise Jesus, young man!

I'm proud of you for realizing the danger of ever touching your own flesh again after escaping the wicked sin of self-fornication.

In my early days as an ex-fag, doing my business in the bathroom was both frightening and repulsive. The mere sound of unzipping my trousers always resulted in instant recall of aligning myself with another strange man's backside for the multiple daily sodomy sessions. Of course, the wicked thoughts led to the biological process "down there" that made elimination of waste nearly impossible.

I agree with Brother Hutchins in using gloves, but even the thickest rubber kitchen gloves afforded too much stimulation to focus on the job at hand. It was only when I found these from a recovering ex-queer friend, that I was able to keep Satan at bay and relieve myself in comfort:



Just enough pressure to aim or tuck. No more, no less.

In Jesus Christ

[WeAreOne]

I truly do not believe that touching it to relieve yourself makes you homosexual, sir. Homosexual, or "gay", as you put it, means to be attracted to the opposite sex. Unless this is the case, then you really don't have anything to worry about.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Originally Posted by WeAreOne

I truly do not believe that touching it to relieve yourself makes you homosexual, sir. Homosexual, or "gay", as you put it, means to be attracted to the opposite sex. Unless this is the case, then you really don't have anything to worry about.

What you "believe" is of course entirely irrelevant and dismissed without consideration, as you are unsaved trash.

But if you had bothered to read the OP, you would realize that our young Brother is in battle with Satan to avoid masturbatory recidivism. As any ex-fag here can testify, the choice to become a filthy Sodomite always begins with self-fornication.

May you find Jesus Christ

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by WeAreOne

I truly do not believe that touching it to relieve yourself makes you homosexual, sir. Homosexual, or "gay", as you put it, means to be attracted to the opposite sex. Unless this is the case, then you really don't have anything to worry about.

Says the 'Homer in denial'. You snake charmers are all alike!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Originally Posted by WeAreOne

Homosexual, or "gay", as you put it, means to be attracted to the opposite sex.

Do you often redefine words to try and confuse people? Homosexuals choose to be attracted to the SAME s*x and DENY their natural attraction to the OPPOSITE s*x!

[TheCircleOfLife]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

Says the 'Homer in denial'. You snake charmers are all alike!

LOL, calm down, mate xD I know her, I don't know what a Homer is, but she doesn't charm snakes, though that would be extremely cool if she could

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by TheCircleOfLife

LOL, calm down, mate xD I know her, I don't know what a Homer is, but she doesn't charm snakes, though that would be extremely cool if she could

What is with you people? Your fascination for perversion is digusting.
I am not your mate.
You should not comment if you do not know what is being discussed.

Honestly, some people!

[TheCircleOfLife]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

What is with you people? Your fascination for perversion is digusting.
I am not your mate.
You should not comment if you do not know what is being discussed.

Honestly, some people!

what are you going on about? I called you "Mate" as an informal greeting. It's similar to saying man, dude, sir, miss, bud, etc. I do know what you're talking about and that would be my friend >:\ She raises a good point, though. How on Earth could this make you gay? If it's his body he shouldn't be ashamed to touch it just to relieve himself.

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by TheCircleOfLife

what are you going on about? I called you "Mate" as an informal greeting. It's similar to saying man, dude, sir, miss, bud, etc. I do know what you're talking about and that would be my friend >:\ She raises a good point, though. How on Earth could this make you gay? If it's his body he shouldn't be ashamed to touch it just to relieve himself.

My name is Mr. Hutchins. It is not 'Mate, Dude,Miss or Bud'.

Well, I suspect you do not know because you are already gay. But for those that are unsure and afraid like the OP, here is the straight facts.
Touching 'it' for any reason other than procreation is a sin.
When expelling waste, touching it is a sicko scat perversion.
Touching it makes a man think about what he is doing. Next thing you know, he is thinking about other men touching theirs. Before long he is longing for other men to touch his. Next thing you know you have raging homers defecating on each other and raping little boys. I for one will not stand for any of this. Perverts!

[WeAreOne]

....right. Well. I'm really struggling to see your point here....all of you. Masturbation does not = gay.

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by WeAreOne

....right. Well. I'm really struggling to see your point here....all of you. Masturbation does not = gay.

Of course it does
1. It is a waste of your seed
Genesis 38:9-10 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.
Leviticus 15:16 And if any man's seed of copulation go out from him, then he shall wash all his flesh in water, and be unclean until the even. And every garment, and every skin, whereon is the seed of copulation, shall be washed with water, and be unclean until the even.
Matthew 5:28-30 Whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart. And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

2. It is man on man sex. It does not matter that the men involved are the same person. It is only a few beers away from a reach around. See, I have heard the lingo you people use.

[TheCircleOfLife]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

My name is Mr. Hutchins. It is not 'Mate, Dude,Miss or Bud'.

Well, I suspect you do not know because you are already gay. But for those that are unsure and afraid like the OP, here is the straight facts.
Touching 'it' for any reason other than procreation is a sin.
When expelling waste, touching it is a sicko scat perversion.
Touching it makes a man think about what he is doing. Next thing you know, he is thinking about other men touching theirs. Before long he is longing for other men to touch his. Next thing you know you have raging homers defecating on each other and raping little boys. I for one will not stand for any of this. Perverts!

I'm not really attracted to males or females :/ How do I not know YOU'RE gay? I have no idea who you are, I don't even know if that's even your real name. why does it matter if someone's gay anyways? It's their business, not yours.
@Hania,
EXACTLY! Ugh '

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by TheCircleOfLife

I'm not really attracted to males or females :/ How do I not know YOU'RE gay? I have no idea who you are, I don't even know if that's even your real name. why does it matter if someone's gay anyways? It's their business, not yours.
@Hania,
EXACTLY! Ugh '

I am absolutely not gay. Married over 45 years. 35 something children. Yes, that is my name and I am proud of it, even if my father was unjustly acussed of murdering those policemen in N.C., it was self defense, he was railroaded.
But as far as anyone who is gay, God has a rather strong feeling about it and therefore, so do I:

Genesis 19:24 Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven;
Genesis 19:25 And he overthrew those cities, and all the plain, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew upon the ground.

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.

1st Kings 14:24 And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.

Isaiah 3:8 For Jerusalem is ruined, and Judah is fallen: because their tongue and their doings are against the LORD, to provoke the eyes of his glory.
Isaiah 3:9The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.

Matthew 19:4 And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female,
Matthew 19:5 And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?
Matthew 19:6 Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

Romans 1:25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
Romans 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
Romans 1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
(Male and female homosexuals.)

1st Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

1st Timothy 1:9 Knowing this, that the law is not made for a righteous man, but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and for sinners, for unholy and profane, for murderers of fathers and murderers of mothers, for manslayers,
1st Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

2 Peter 2:6 And turning the cities of Sodom and Gomorrha into ashes condemned them with an overthrow, making them an ensample unto those that after should live ungodly;
2 Peter 2:7 And delivered just Lot, vexed with the filthy conversation of the wicked:
2 Peter 2:8 (For that righteous man dwelling among them, in seeing and hearing, vexed his righteous soul from day to day with their unlawful deeds; )

Jude 1:7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.
Jude 1:8 Likewise also these filthy dreamers defile the flesh, despise dominion, and speak evil of dignities.

Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
(Male and female transvestites.)

[TheCircleOfLife]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

I am absolutely not gay. Married over 45 years. 35 something children. Yes, that is my name and I am proud of it, even if my father was unjustly acussed of murdering those policemen in N.C., it was self defense, he was railroaded.
But as far as anyone who is gay, God has a rather strong feeling about it and therefore, so do I:

Genesis 19:24 Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven;
Genesis 19:25 And he overthrew those cities, and all the plain, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew upon the ground.

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.

1st Kings 14:24 And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.

Isaiah 3:8 For Jerusalem is ruined, and Judah is fallen: because their tongue and their doings are against the LORD, to provoke the eyes of his glory.
Isaiah 3:9The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.

Matthew 19:4 And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female,
Matthew 19:5 And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?
Matthew 19:6 Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

Romans 1:25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
Romans 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
Romans 1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
(Male and female homosexuals.)

1st Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

1st Timothy 1:9 Knowing this, that the law is not made for a righteous man, but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and for sinners, for unholy and profane, for murderers of fathers and murderers of mothers, for manslayers,
1st Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

2 Peter 2:6 And turning the cities of Sodom and Gomorrha into ashes condemned them with an overthrow, making them an ensample unto those that after should live ungodly;
2 Peter 2:7 And delivered just Lot, vexed with the filthy conversation of the wicked:
2 Peter 2:8 (For that righteous man dwelling among them, in seeing and hearing, vexed his righteous soul from day to day with their unlawful deeds; )

Jude 1:7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.
Jude 1:8 Likewise also these filthy dreamers defile the flesh, despise dominion, and speak evil of dignities.

Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
(Male and female transvestites.)

Err right, but how am I supposed to believe your word? For all I know you could be a 12 year old girl pretending to be a man. Also, whether the Bible says it or not, you don't have to worry about orher people's sexual preference. Just worry about yourself rather than prying into other people's business,

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Originally Posted by TheCircleOfLife

Err right, but how am I supposed to believe your word? For all I know you could be a 12 year old girl pretending to be a man.

Having met with Mr. Hutchins and his family at church functions (he's only a Silver Tither so we don't travel in the same social circles outside of church functions) I can guarantee he's not a 12-year-old girl! Look at his picture, does he look like a 12-year-old girl?

Also, whether the Bible says it or not, you don't have to worry about orher people's sexual preference. Just worry about yourself rather than prying into other people's business,

If you see a drowning man, would you figure it's his business if he's drowning and it would be prying to throw him a life preserver? We're not sick monsters like you. If someone's ETERNAL LIFE is at stake, we throw them the eternal life preserver that is JESUS AND HIS WORD, THE HOLY BIBLE!