[Dennis Lukes]

Hello, fellow Christians! Dennis here. Just thought I'd let you know everything is alright here at the Blood of Christ Motel. There was an... incident... last night, but we don't need to go into that right now. Suffice it to say, my boys Dennis Jr. and George Bush Lukes were able to restrain me before things went too far. I'm just fine. The family is all fine. Kenny is recovering nicely. I'm cooling off in one of the rooms right now. See, I'm just fine:




Praise Jesus and His infinite mercy.

Yours in Christ,
Dennis Lukes

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

For yard work during winter I chart clothing, activity level, temperature and sunshine/cloud cover/sunlight/darkness, so it is easy figuring out what to wear, but these days we're getting into "just wear it all" territory: wicking layers, thick fleece insulating layers, wind stopping external layer. See something that looks like a cross between a space-person and a human igloo going past with a down parka down to the knees? That'd be me, all comfy and warm bundled up as I leave the house, but after half a minute, the cold penetrates. It's really cold.

Indeed, Brother. I admire your audacity to venture to an IHOP today. My only outdoor expedition today was to get the mail and to bring more wood for the fireplace. I wore many layers, I was outside just for a few minutes, yet my cheeks are stone cold, my nose is dead frozen, and my rear end hurts. Apparently we're colder than Antarctica:

The Midwest is colder than Antarctica, Alaska, and Siberia right now

Here is a list of places that will be warmer than the Midwest over the next couple of days.

Alaska
While the Midwest shivers, Alaska has actually canceled its Willow 300 Sled Dog Race because it’s too warm. (The 300 Sled Race is a qualifier for the famous Iditarod.) Warm — which here means “above-freezing” — temperatures have led to pockets of open water on the trail, which would make the race dangerous. Similarly, the Yukon Quest race has been shortened because there’s just not enough snow.

Siberia
The low in Siberia is about 4 degrees Fahrenheit today. Milwaukee? Negative 20. Major bragging rights, but at what cost?

Mount Everest base camp
Early on Wednesday, Indianapolis was already negative 10 degrees Fahrenheit, according to the Indianapolis Star. In contrast, Everest’s base camp (which, to be clear, is not the peak of Everest) was a positively balmy negative 2 degrees.

Antarctica
By Thursday morning, Chicago is likely to reach its coldest-ever temperature of negative 27 degrees Fahrenheit, with a high of negative 15 degrees Fahrenheit, according to CNN. In comparison, Antarctica’s Priestley Glacier, which is part of the continent’s Deep Freeze Range, will have a low of negative 7 degrees and a high of 6 degrees.

The flat earth deniers would want us to believe that Mars is more than a flickering light on the firmament, so they claim Midwest is colder than Mars today:

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes

Hello, fellow Christians! Dennis here. Just thought I'd let you know everything is alright here at the Blood of Christ Motel. There was an... incident... last night, but we don't need to go into that right now. Suffice it to say, my boys Dennis Jr. and George Bush Lukes were able to restrain me before things went too far. I'm just fine. The family is all fine. Kenny is recovering nicely. I'm cooling off in one of the rooms right now. See, I'm just fine:

Uh, I am glad to hear that, beloved Brother. I don't know how I feel about you cooling off, though - I hope you don't get hypothermia.

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

I'm not entirely sure what is a "Waming" (and whether a global version is better than others) but if our Godly President believes it will help to fight this ridiculously cold weather, then I want it, too!

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

I'm not entirely sure what is a "Waming" (and whether a global version is better than others) but if our Godly President believes it will help to fight this ridiculously cold weather, then I want it, too!

Dear Sister,

I just found the dictionary definition of "waming" (apparently, it is a transitive verb "to wame" someone, and I suppose it has a regular past tense form "wamed" and it could be most useful also in Spiritual Warfare and language, as we praise Jesus how "thou wamest the liberals").

waming
the ***a lewd colloquialism for buttocks removed for the sanctity of our females*** beating the left gets by losing all of the SCOTUS seats
Donald Trump just replaced RBG's seat, the libs take another waming!

In addition, this neologism by our beloved President Trump is also one of the "hidden words" in the Bible: And it is a Warning to the sinners, as it should be.

Jeremiah 26:13
Therefore now amend your ways and your doings, and obey the voice of the LORD your God; and the LORD will repent him of the evil that he hath pronounced against you.

President Trump is indeed channeling Jesus every time he employs his considerable oratory skills!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Dennis Lukes]

Well, it's a warm and balmy 5 degrees here, so I'd say God has lifted the curse. Because of our faith in the Lord, none of the Lukes clan are among the dead. Praise Jesus for warm weather and 21 dead sinners! Hopefully this little episode will finally put that "global warming" nonsense to bed, but you know how it is with those fanatical zealots. They'll cling to their insane beliefs in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

[Dana723]

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes

Well, it's a warm and balmy 5 degrees here, so I'd say God has lifted the curse. Because of our faith in the Lord, none of the Lukes clan are among the dead. Praise Jesus for warm weather and 21 dead sinners! Hopefully this little episode will finally put that "global warming" nonsense to bed, but you know how it is with those fanatical zealots. They'll cling to their insane beliefs in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

Of course none of you died! God wouldn't kill His own children! He is only punishing those who are disobedient!