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Uri Geller Will Use Telepathic Powers To Stop Jeremy Corbyn Becoming PM -
02-04-2019, 11:13 AM
Jewish psychic Uri Geller claims he'll use his telepathic powers to stop Jeremy Corbyn ever becoming Prime Minister. During the 80's Uri Geller was famous for supposedly bending spoons with his mind until he was exposed as a fraud by Captain Obvious a.k.a. James Randi (of course Geller couldn't really bend spoons with his mind, Satan did it). Now, no doubt, the same gullible people who believed he could bend spoons now believe he can stop Jeremy Corbyn becoming Prime Minister of Britain. Uri Geller's mind or willpower or wishes won't alter the outcome of the next election. God will appoint the next Prime Minister of Britain (Romans 13:1-2, 4, 6).
The most effective way to influence the outcome of the next British election is not by voting and certainly not by some voodoo mind trick but by praying. Make intercession to God.
First Timothy 2:1 I exhort therefore, that, first of all, supplications, prayers, intercessions, and giving of thanks, be made for all men;
First Timothy 2:2 For kings, and for all that are in authority; that we may lead a quiet and peaceable life in all godliness and honesty.
This is completely different than Geller's approach, which is based on wishful thinking. But if I were a Brit I don't know who I'd be praying for to win the next election. See article below.
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Celebrity psychic Uri Geller, famous for his spoon-bending and mind-reading antics, has said he will use his “telepathic powers” to stop Jeremy Corbyn becoming Prime Minister.
The Israeli-born psychic, who lives in a mansion in Berkshire, was speaking on a panel with Roseanne Barr, at an event chaired by American rabbi, Shmuley Boteach.
In answer to a question about the Labour Party leader, Mr Geller told the Jerusalem audience: “I have no problem in saying he is an antisemite.
“God forbid if he takes control.”
Mr Geller was asked by Rabbi Boteach if he thought it would damage his celebrity status if he spoke out by calling Mr Corbyn an antisemite.
Mr Geller said: “I have charisma, if I said it, I would say it in the right way. I would have to say it live on TV in Britain and feel the Jewish people looking at me.”
Mr Geller, who was once the subject of a documentary that claimed he used his telepathic and psychic powers in a number of key CIA operations during the Cold War, said he would make sure Mr Corbyn never became prime minister.
“With all my telepathic powers I am not going to let that happen,” he said.
Ms Barr, whose sitcom Roseanne was revived last year but then cancelled after she tweeted apparently racist comments about an African-American member of the Obama administration, said she would support Mr Geller with “telepathic powers too.”
Mr Geller also re-told the story about how he met Theresa May in 2014 and predicted she would become prime minsiter.
He said Mrs May came to meet him and he showed her his Cadillac covered in spoons, some of which were owned, used or touched by famous personalities.
He said: “I told her to touch Winston Churchill’s spoon. I told her she was going to be prime minister and she laughed.
“It is important that she stays in power because god forbid Corbyn should take her place."
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Re: Uri Geller Will Use Telepathic Powers To Stop Jeremy Corbyn Becoming PM -
02-04-2019, 11:33 AM
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Now, no doubt, the same gullible people who believed he could bend spoons now believe he can stop Jeremy Corbyn becoming Prime Minister of Britain.
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Mr Geller is a fool. Everyone in Britain knows that the person who will stop Jeremy Corbyn becoming Prime Minister is Jeremy Corbyn himself. (Ably aided by the members of his own party.)
Romans 7:23 But I see another law in my members, warring against the law of my mind, and bringing me into captivity to the law of sin which is in my members.
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Re: Uri Geller Will Use Telepathic Powers To Stop Jeremy Corbyn Becoming PM -
03-24-2019, 11:03 AM
Now he's trying to stop Brexit with his mind .
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Illusionist Uri Geller has told Theresa May he will “not allow” her to lead Britain out of the EU.
In an open letter to the prime minister, the Israeli-British TV personality said he felt “psychically and very strongly” that most Britons were anti-Brexit and promised to stop the process telepathically. He wrote: “I feel psychically and very strongly that most British people do not want Brexit. I love you very much but I will not allow you to lead Britain into Brexit. As much as I admire you, I will stop you telepathically from doing this – and believe me I am capable of executing it. Before I take this drastic course of action, I appeal to you to stop the process immediately while you still have a chance.”
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Geller, who is currently in Israel, used to live in Sonning, which lies in May’s Maidenhead constituency. In his letter, he said he had known the prime minister for 21 years and that she had visited his home.
He added: “Three years before you became prime minister, I predicted your victory when I showed you Winston Churchill’s spoon on my Cadillac, which I asked you to touch.”
He also claimed he is using the power of his mind to ensure that “Jeremy Corbyn never gets the keys to Number 10 Downing Street”.
“I will ensure that they bend out of all proportion to ensure that he never takes up residence there,” he wrote.
Geller rose to prominence in the 1970s with an act based around his apparent psychic powers and telepathy skills, which were even tested by the CIA.
He is perhaps best known for his trademark spoon-bending trick.
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Although I am not British, I feel a great affinity for them in their struggle for independence. I for one am fasting and praying (Matthew 6:16-18) that that the British Parliament's attempt to indefinitely postpone Brexit will be thwarted. Jesus promised that if we can make ourselves believe something strongly enough (Matthew 17:19-21) and pray hard enough (Luke 18:1-8), we can get what we want. We will prevail over that deluded fool Geller.
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Re: Uri Geller Will Use Telepathic Powers To Stop Jeremy Corbyn Becoming PM -
03-24-2019, 12:33 PM
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I thought they used a different method to determine what most people wanted?
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[Geller] wrote: “I feel psychically and very strongly that most British people do not want Brexit. I etc.
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Re: Uri Geller Will Use Telepathic Powers To Stop Jeremy Corbyn Becoming PM -
03-24-2019, 08:43 PM
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Mr Geller is a fool. Everyone in Britain knows that the person who will stop Jeremy Corbyn becoming Prime Minister is Jeremy Corbyn himself.
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At least Mr. Geller is showing some Leadership. I strongly suspect he is jostling to enter the inevitable election for President of England.
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Re: Uri Geller Will Use Telepathic Powers To Stop Jeremy Corbyn Becoming PM -
03-24-2019, 09:07 PM
Thank you for your prayers, Brother Swallows. My husband has written to the European leaders asking them to detain Mrs May under mental health regulations next time she wanders aimlessly over to what she thinks is called "Belgium" ( an imaginary country). Britain's only hope of Freedom lies in prayer.
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At least Mr. Geller is showing some Leadership. I strongly suspect he is jostling to enter the inevitable election for President of England.
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I hope he doesn't. At this time, he would enjoy a very good chance of being elected, and things are bad enough without bent cutlery all over the place.
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Re: Uri Geller Will Use Telepathic Powers To Stop Jeremy Corbyn Becoming PM -
03-24-2019, 10:09 PM
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At least Mr. Geller is showing some Leadership. I strongly suspect he is jostling to enter the inevitable election for President of England.
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I hope he doesn't. At this time, he would enjoy a very good chance of being elected, and things are bad enough without bent cutlery all over the place.
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That does sound very dangerous. How come the CNN and other mainstream media are not covering this?! A wizard meddling with politics using his mind is much more dangerous than Russian trolls which use only fake news.
At least we can defend ourselves from fake news (by watching Fox News and following QAnon on the Twitters and Instagrams), but how can we defend ourselves from spoon and mind bending wizards????? I bet that's how Obama was elected!
2 Chronicles 33:6 - And he caused his children to pass through the fire in the valley of the son of Hinnom: also he observed times, and used enchantments, and used witchcraft, and dealt with a familiar spirit, and with wizards: he wrought much evil in the sight of the LORD, to provoke him to anger.
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Re: Uri Geller Will Use Telepathic Powers To Stop Jeremy Corbyn Becoming PM -
03-25-2019, 12:39 PM
Sorry it took me a while to respond. I've been very busy, the bodies are piling up downstairs.
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I thought they used a different method to determine what most people wanted?
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Yes, they had a referendum and afterward in a general election 80% of Britons voted for political parties that promised during the campaign to support Brexit. No mind-reading required. I feel psychically and very strongly that most people don't want to hear Uri Geller's feels over reals.
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That does sound very dangerous. How come the CNN and other mainstream media are not covering this?! A wizard meddling with politics using his mind is much more dangerous than Russian trolls which use only fake news.
At least we can defend ourselves from fake news (by watching Fox News and following QAnon on the Twitters and Instagrams), but how can we defend ourselves from spoon and mind bending wizards????? I bet that's how Obama was elected!
2 Chronicles 33:6 - And he caused his children to pass through the fire in the valley of the son of Hinnom: also he observed times, and used enchantments, and used witchcraft, and dealt with a familiar spirit, and with wizards: he wrought much evil in the sight of the LORD, to provoke him to anger.
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Sister, there is no need for alarm.
Psalm 91:5 5 Thou shalt not be afraid for the terror by night; nor for the arrow that flieth by day;
Psalm 91:6 Nor for the pestilence that walketh in darkness; nor for the destruction that wasteth at noonday.
We should not fear witchcraft or other works of the devil. As Christians it is we who have power over demons...
Matthew 10:1 And when he had called unto him his twelve disciples, he gave them power against unclean spirits, to cast them out, and to heal all manner of sickness and all manner of disease.
...except the very powerful ones.
Matthew 17:14 And when they were come to the multitude, there came to him a certain man, kneeling down to him, and saying,
Matthew 17:15 Lord, have mercy on my son: for he is lunatick, and sore vexed: for ofttimes he falleth into the fire, and oft into the water.
16 And I brought him to thy disciples, and they could not cure him.
Matthew 17:17 Then Jesus answered and said, O faithless and perverse generation, how long shall I be with you? how long shall I suffer you? bring him hither to me.
Matthew 17:18 And Jesus rebuked the devil; and he departed out of him: and the child was cured from that very hour.
Matthew 17:19 Then came the disciples to Jesus apart, and said, Why could not we cast him out?
Matthew 17:20 And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.
Matthew 17:21 Howbeit this kind goeth not out but by prayer and fasting.
So I've been fasting. I haven't eaten for two hours and already feel a little faint. I just know that if I be good and pray really hard, God will make Brexit happen.
James 5:16b The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.
But I don't want to be overconfident either:
First Peter 5:8 Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour.
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Re: Uri Geller Will Use Telepathic Powers To Stop Jeremy Corbyn Becoming PM -
03-25-2019, 08:57 PM
I see that a British Airways flight from London to Dusseldorf (a German city, apparently) went to Edinburgh by mistake.
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The pilot said he had no idea how it had happened. He said it had never happened before and that the crew was trying to work out what we could do.
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I wonder if Mr Geller will claim responsibility for causing this by some form of mind-bending?
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Re: Uri Geller Will Use Telepathic Powers To Stop Jeremy Corbyn Becoming PM -
03-25-2019, 09:24 PM
Is Jeremy Corbin the one in the Carpool Karaoke?
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Re: Uri Geller Will Use Telepathic Powers To Stop Jeremy Corbyn Becoming PM -
03-25-2019, 09:37 PM
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I see that a British Airways flight from London to Dusseldorf (a German city, apparently) went to Edinburgh by mistake.
I wonder if Mr Geller will claim responsibility for causing this by some form of mind-bending?
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I was wondering the same thing when I saw that in the news this morning! It's either that wizard Geller, or some sort of a no deal, post-Brexit drill. Either way, what really caught my attention, is that there are flights between London and Germany. It boggles my mind, why would anyone in Britain actually want to go to some shithole European country?
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Re: Uri Geller Will Use Telepathic Powers To Stop Jeremy Corbyn Becoming PM -
03-25-2019, 10:09 PM
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I was wondering the same thing when I saw that in the news this morning! It's either that wizard Geller, or some sort of a no deal, post-Brexit drill. Either way, what really caught my attention, is that there are flights between London and Germany. It boggles my mind, why would anyone in Britain actually want to go to some shithole European country?
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I don't know. It could have been a government-sponsored flight, perhaps sending out some of our spies (or expelling some of theirs), which would explain why it all went so horribly wrong. Either way, nobody deserves to end up in Scotland!
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Re: Uri Geller Will Use Telepathic Powers To Stop Jeremy Corbyn Becoming PM -
03-26-2019, 02:56 AM
I can't fathom why the Rabbi's tolerate and fawn over this one trick pony spoon bender Jewish witch Uri Geller. It's clearly prohibited in the Torah and the Bible (KJV1611). Lord knows we have enough trouble with Jewish celebrities like Barbra Streisand. They should concentrate on winning Nobel Prizes.
We have troubles in the USA from witches casting spells on Trump, but so far Jesus has protected him. As to Theresa May, her Anglicnat background is something Jesus doesn't care for so she is going to need all the help she can get - and maybe she doesn't deserve it.
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Re: Uri Geller Will Use Telepathic Powers To Stop Jeremy Corbyn Becoming PM -
03-26-2019, 07:27 AM
I've never understood why anyone would want their spoons bent. But maybe he's found a new trick, not a very good one really I think I tried something similar when I was about 2 and the novelty wore off almost immediately.
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Re: Uri Geller Will Use Telepathic Powers To Stop Jeremy Corbyn Becoming PM -
03-26-2019, 12:59 PM
About an hour ago a squadron of RAF jets flew very low over our property. I wondered if they were headed for Israel to teach Mr Geller a lesson. But my husband, who was outside teaching the under-10s how to exsanguinate a pig, said they were probably chasing today's BA flight from London to Dublin on its way to Baden-Baden.
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Re: Uri Geller Will Use Telepathic Powers To Stop Jeremy Corbyn Becoming PM -
03-27-2019, 12:04 AM
You would think with Uri Geller being an Israeli, he would use his telepathic powers to stop the anti-Semitic, Jew hating, Labour Party, rather than poking his big nose into Brexit.
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Re: Uri Geller Will Use Telepathic Powers To Stop Jeremy Corbyn Becoming PM -
12-13-2019, 03:17 PM
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Jewish psychic Uri Geller claims he'll use his telepathic powers to stop Jeremy Corbyn ever becoming Prime Minister . . . Uri Geller's mind or willpower or wishes won't alter the outcome of the next election. God will appoint the next Prime Minister of Britain (Romans 13:1-2, 4, 6).
The most effective way to influence the outcome of the next British election is not by voting and certainly not by some voodoo mind trick but by praying. Make intercession to God . . .
This is completely different than Geller's approach, which is based on wishful thinking . . .
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We have just witnessed the power of prayer and the triumph of God's sovereign will in appointing Boris Johnson as Prime Minister of Britain. Uri Geller did not influence the outcome of the election in any way, even though what he and God wanted happened to coincide on this occasion. Congratulations are in order for our brethren across the pond.
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12-14-2019, 02:56 AM
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Uri Geller did not
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