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Default Re: Does God hate Finland? - 04-30-2010, 10:43 PM

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But Finnish is the most purest language there is. "Oh, and the creator of the universe just confirmed this".
That must be why the King James Bible is written in Finish and why almost everyone in the world speaks Finish as first or second language. Oh wait, that's not Finish but English! No one who matters speaks Finish...


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Default Re: Does God hate Finland? - 04-30-2010, 10:48 PM

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That must be why the King James Bible is written in Finish and why almost everyone in the world speaks Finish as first or second language. Oh wait, that's not Finish but English! No one who matters speaks Finish...
Oh, but wait. Mandarin is the most spoken language in the world. This is just Gods task for you to discover the holy language...
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Default Re: Does God hate Finland? - 04-30-2010, 10:50 PM

I thought that Finland was a penal colony for Russia. That's where the commies kept the gulags, rapist and child molesters.
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Default Re: Does God hate Finland? - 04-30-2010, 10:54 PM

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Oh, but wait. Mandarin is the most spoken language in the world. This is just Gods task for you to discover the holy language...
Dont be silly Mandarin is a type of chink food like Hanan and canonises. Why are you off topic? We are talking about why God hate you Finlanders
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Default Re: Does God hate Finland? - 04-30-2010, 10:55 PM

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I thought that Finland was a penal colony for Russia. That's where the commies kept the gulags, rapist and child molesters.
The Kings went on the holidays to Finland.
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Default Re: Does God hate Finland? - 04-30-2010, 10:58 PM

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The Kings went on the holidays to Finland.
Kings? I heard that Finland has a lot of queens
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Dont be silly Mandarin is a type of chink food like Hanan and canonises. Why are you off topic? We are talking about why God hate you Finlanders.
Silly? Apparently 1,151,000,000 people doesn't think so.
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Default Re: Does God hate Finland? - 04-30-2010, 11:03 PM

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Oh, but wait. Mandarin is the most spoken language in the world.
No it is not, even when you ignore that there are 9 very different versions of Mandarin: Standard, Northeastern, Southwestern, Jiaoliao, Zhongyuan, Jilu, Jianghuai, Lanyin and Dungan. When you combine first and second language English is clearly in the lead. Just like you, many people from China and India can speak English. I assure you very very few Americans waste time on learning Finish or Chinese. So there can be 0% doubt that English is the language chosen by God.


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Default Re: Does God hate Finland? - 04-30-2010, 11:03 PM

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Finland has never had any Queens (or kings).

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No it is not, even when you ignore there are 9 very different versions of Mandarin: Standard, Northeastern, Southwestern, Jiaoliao, Zhongyuan, Jilu, Jianghuai, Lanyin and Dungan. When you combine first and second language English is clearly in the lead. Just like you many people from China and India can speak English. I assure you very very few Americans waste time on learning Finish or Chinese. So there can me 0% doubt about which language is the one chosen by God.
That is why it's a task from god. He test's your fate to him by sending me here. And you can't just separate different version from eachother. It's like saying that you can't count all the states to USA's population count.
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Default Re: Does God hate Finland? - 04-30-2010, 11:09 PM

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That is why it's a task from god. He test's your fate to him by sending me here. And you can't just separate different version from eachother. It's like saying that you can't count all the states to USA's population count.
Apples and oranges. You clearly never bothered to pay attention at school. Do they even have schools in Finland? But why waste time on China? If you love it so much, please move there. If you do not, stop wasting time on it and start spending your time in a useful way: studying the KJV1611 Holy Bible!


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Default Re: Does God hate Finland? - 04-30-2010, 11:18 PM

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Apples and oranges. You clearly never bothered to pay attention at school. Do they even have schools in Finland? But why waste time on China? If you love it so much, please move there. If you do not, stop wasting time on it and start spending your time in a useful way: studying the KJV1611 Holy Bible!
I love God's favourite country, Finland. Oh yes, we don't have schools => http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Education_Index
We are third most educated country in the world (US is 19th).
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Default Re: Does God hate Finland? - 04-30-2010, 11:22 PM

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I love God's favourite country, Finland.


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Default Re: Does God hate Finland? - 04-30-2010, 11:35 PM

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Finland has never had any Queens (or kings).
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Default Re: Does God hate Finland? - 05-01-2010, 04:52 AM

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I love God's favourite country, Finland. Oh yes, we don't have schools => http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Education_Index
We are third most educated country in the world (US is 19th).
You'd better come up with some Biblical proof for that ridiculous claim. I hope you realize that you are going to have to answer to Jesus Himself come Judgement Day.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Does God hate Finland? - 05-01-2010, 06:54 AM

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Really these queens are from Finland.
Dian Hanson is American, not Finnish.
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Default Re: Does God hate Finland? - 05-01-2010, 01:59 PM

When mountains rage and the earth bleeds fire, we know God has spoken:

The pit is prepared, the fire is made ready, the furnace is now hot, ready to receive them; the flames do now rage and glow. The glittering sword is whet, and held over them, and the pit hath opened its mouth under them.
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Default Re: Does God hate Finland? - 05-01-2010, 02:38 PM

This thread is about Finland. We already have an Eskimo thread.


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Default Re: Does God hate Finland? - 05-01-2010, 02:50 PM

They all sound the same to me.
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Default Re: Does God hate Finland? - 05-01-2010, 03:47 PM

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Default Re: Does God hate Finland? - 05-01-2010, 06:03 PM

God clearly hates Finland. Today He sent a flaming faggot to spread the AIDS all over their frozen island.



Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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