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Default Re: Does God hate Finland? - 05-02-2010, 10:45 AM

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God clearly hates Finland. Today He sent a flaming faggot to spread the AIDS all over their frozen island.
Ahahahha, but Adam Lanmbert is from America. Clearly god hates America because he sends a "flaming faggot" to LIVE in America.
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Default Re: Does God hate Finland? - 05-02-2010, 11:49 AM

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Ahahahha, but Adam Lanmbert is from America. Clearly god hates America because he sends a "flaming faggot" to LIVE in America.
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Default Re: Does God hate Finland? - 05-04-2010, 10:10 PM

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Clearly god hates America because he sends a "flaming faggot" to LIVE in America.


Most gays in the USA are just Australians who are on vacation here. Once Obama gets his well deserved impeachment and Palin takes over, I am sure they will no longer be allowed here.


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Default Re: Does God hate Finland? - 05-05-2010, 07:44 AM

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Most gays in the USA are just Australians who are on vacation here. Once Obama gets his well deserved impeachment and Palin takes over, I am sure they will no longer be allowed here.
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and here I thought it was over bearing femnazi mothers with cowering wimpy fathers that brought up homers. I guess you learn something every day.


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Default Re: Does God hate Finland? - 05-05-2010, 09:31 AM

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and here I thought it was over bearing femnazi mothers with cowering wimpy fathers that brought up homers
That too, they probably learned that from the Australians.


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Default Re: Does God hate Finland? - 05-07-2010, 03:42 AM

Isn't Finland right next to Russia? That would make it a Scandinavian communist country?


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Default Re: Does God hate Finland? - 05-07-2010, 05:26 PM

Being next to russia doesn't make Finland communist country.
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Default Re: Does God hate Finland? - 05-08-2010, 09:43 AM

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Being next to russia doesn't make Finland communist country.
No, being a communist country is what makes Finland a communist country.


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Default Re: Does God hate Finland? - 05-09-2010, 08:09 AM

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No, being a communist country is what makes Finland a communist country.
Finland isn't communist, gays are not allowed in communist countries. But Finland allows them so they are not a communist country.

But that does not mean Finland is free from God's wrath!
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Default Re: Does God hate Finland? - 05-09-2010, 02:51 PM

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Finland isn't communist, gays are not allowed in communist countries. But Finland allows them so they are not a communist country.

But that does not mean Finland is free from God's wrath!
I don't know about that. Obama is a Muslim communist, and he promotes homerism. I've even heard of gay communist gun clubs springing up around the world.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Does God hate Finland? - 05-10-2010, 07:02 AM

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Isn't Finland right next to Russia? That would make it a Scandinavian communist country?
It's a bit of a freak country, not quite Scandinavian, not quite Russian. Like the bastard child of adultery between two married people; not really accepted by either family.


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Default Re: Does God hate Finland? - 08-23-2010, 01:38 PM

And you guys still think why people think that Christians are Retarded?
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Default Re: Does God hate Finland? - 08-23-2010, 01:47 PM

I come from Finland to tell you

1) Our country was voted #1 by newsweek

2) We hate russians

3) We spit on your made up god

4) We trust in Satan, the Black Flame. We don't rely our fate on some made-up fantasy of some degenerate idiot, we rely in ourselves, the god and satan which is us, the people.

5) There is no god

6) If you decide to believe in God and be a weak minded fool, you should notice this

"Corinthians 11:14
Does not the very nature of things teach you that if a man has long hair, it is a disgrace to him, but that if a woman has long hair, it is her glory? For long hair is given to her as a covering. If anyone wants to be contentious about this, we have no other practice—nor do the churches of God."

Jesus had long hair
All glory to Satan, the liberator, the uspurer, the Black Flame. May we do as we please, without any oppression from made up gods. Ad Majorem Sathanae Gloriam!

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Default Re: Does God hate Finland? - 08-23-2010, 01:52 PM

Wrong video, I have the correct one here

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Default Re: Does God hate Finland? - 08-23-2010, 02:15 PM

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Finland has never had any Queens (or kings).
Actually Finland had a king about couple weeks.
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No, being a communist country is what makes Finland a communist country.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finland
"Finland is a parliamentary republic." Are you dumb or something?
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Do they even have schools in Finland?
http://www.finland.org/Public/defaul...&culture=en-US
"Finland is viewed as the number-one country in terms of its education system."
Sorry pal while Finland was 1# USA was only 26#.
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It's a bit of a freak country, not quite Scandinavian, not quite Russian. Like the bastard child of adultery between two married people; not really accepted by either family.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scandinavia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fennoscandia
"Finland is sometimes considered a Scandinavian country in common English usage"

If Finland is such a bad country why some of you use our "devilish" cell phones? Yes Nokia is a finnish company. "OH MY GOD! I should know cause their phones remind me of penis and the company's name is so satanic. OMG! I HAVE TOUCHED PENIS WHEN I USED NOKIA'S PHONE. OMG! IF I HAVE TOUCHED PENIS IT MUST MEAN THAT I AM GAY!!!"

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Default Re: Does God hate Finland? - 08-23-2010, 03:29 PM

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finland
"Finland is a parliamentary republic." Are you dumb or something?
You can do whatever you want on Wikipedia, it proves nothing.

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http://www.finland.org/Public/defaul...&culture=en-US "Finland is viewed as the number-one country in terms of its education system." Sorry pal while Finland was 1# USA was only 26#.
So according to the "finland.org" communist propaganda site, Finland has the best education. Imagine that. Does the term reliable source ring a bell with you? Take a look here: http://www.arwu.org/ARWU2010.jsp where you can see what the 100 best universities in the world are. The top 4 are all in the USA. 19 of the top 25 are in the USA. The best Finish university? The University of Helsinki at position 72. So Finish education is clearly total crap.

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If Finland is such a bad country why some of you use our "devilish" cell phones? Yes Nokia is a finnish company. "OH MY GOD! I should know cause their phones remind me of penis and the company's name is so satanic.
Nokia phones are mostly used in China and Africa, where people are too lazy to work and too poor to buy real phones so they have to buy cheap Nokia crap. In America, where people are not too lazy to work for some real money, it is mostly Motorola with Google Android and Apple. All American companies of course.


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Default Re: Does God hate Finland? - 08-23-2010, 03:30 PM

Dear forum members, you are racist, homophobic and you really don't know anything about Finland, still you are saying it's so evil that doesen't need gods love. Well I don't mind about it. Read atleast wikipedia before you start talking about Finland. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finland

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...EU-Finland.svg and here is a link for map, which shows Finlands location.

I think religion is ok, to believe in god and that kind of stuff.There are different religions, can't humans believe in what they want? And one thing to religios, something that is said in the bible, is not scientific fact.

I hope those things I mentioned before, does not include your ideology.

Back to Finland. Why does Finland deserve gods punishment? I really don't understund your arguments. Finnish language is indeed harder than yours. English is good language indeed, but why would everyone have to speak it? We do have our own language which is pretty good for us. And we can speak english, or atleast new generation can talk it pretty well.
Second thing, Finland is not communist country. Ok that is clear in the last message too. Then homosexuals. Finland does have them, USA has them, I think every country has them. Whats the difference for that? Fighting against gays is like fighting against internet porn. You are never going to get rid of it.

And finally I have little song for you.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ygDW0QD-KA

And yes, it's from Finland. I am too.

Ps. Have a nice day. I think we finnish people are a little trollish.
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Default Re: Does God hate Finland? - 08-23-2010, 03:57 PM

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Default Re: Does God hate Finland? - 08-23-2010, 04:26 PM

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You can do whatever you want on Wikipedia, it proves nothing.
It is true that you can make your own changes to wikipedia BUT moderators will check any false information and delete them. Also you have to put source of information to the page.

Finland's Declaration of Independence says:
"Finland existing structure of government, which is incompatible with current conditions, requires a complete renewal, and that is why the Government is now before the Parliament adopted a proposal for the Finnish government as a form of the proposal, which is built on the foundations that Finland is an independent Republic" etc etc.

Finnish Senate:
P. E. Svinhufvud. E. N. Setälä.
Kyösti Kallio. Jalmar Castrén.
Onni Talas. Arthur Castrén.
Heikki Renvall. Juhani Arajärvi.
Alexander Frey. E. Y. Pehkonen.
O. W. Louhivuori. A. E. Rautavaara.
4. December 1917

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So according to the "finland.org" communist propaganda site, Finland has the best education. Imagine that. Does the term reliable source ring a bell with you? Take a look here: http://www.arwu.org/ARWU2010.jsp where you can see what the 100 best universities in the world are. The top 4 are all in the USA. 19 of the top 25 are in the USA. The best Finish university? The University of Helsinki at position 72. So Finish education is clearly total crap.
Well here is link to the site that made that list. http://www.newsweek.com/2010/08/15/i...countries.html
We may not have world's greatest universitys but still finnish kids are rated as ones of world's smartest. http://online.wsj.com/public/article..._20080330.html
Btw I don't know how much vocational school/college/high school in USA cost. Could someone please tell me.

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Nokia phones are mostly used in China and Africa, where people are too lazy to work and too poor to buy real phones so they have to buy cheap Nokia crap. In America, where people are not too lazy to work for some real money, it is mostly Motorola with Google Android and Apple. All American companies of course.
And the source of that information? So you guys are against fags? And you say that something gay as Apple Iphone is a "real" cell.
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Default Re: Does God hate Finland? - 08-23-2010, 04:40 PM

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Dear forum members, you are racist, homophobic and you really don't know anything about Finland, still you are saying it's so evil that doesen't need gods love.
It's pretty hard to take you serious when you call us racists.
We are not the ones who, inspired by the devil, makes up a contest which only purpose is to burn your Russian enimies to death (Quote: "We hate Russians.") What kind of sick hobby is that? Are you so impatient of going to hell, that you have to smell burned human flesh already now? Don't you worry, your soon gonna be the one smelling.

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