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Default Re: Ditzy's back! <3 - 01-29-2020, 08:35 PM

I appreciate the intricacies of your response! I particularly enjoyed reading the portion pertaining to astrophysics, very interesting!


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God never changes. God is unique in this respect. When you say you're not intending to change in the present, not intending to change in the future, not intending to change at all in other words, you are claiming something unique to God.
I do believe you take me a bit out of context here, though.
I'm not claiming I don't ever change; of course I do! Every living thing changes in one way or another. I'm just not intending to religiously or morally.
Again, I'm quite satisfied, and the general consensus for change is that it's instigated by something, is it not? It just so happens there's nothing particular to change at this point in my life. I hope that helps!


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Default Re: Ditzy's back! <3 - 01-29-2020, 08:56 PM

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I think you misunderstand my intentions of being here?


I've not come here for religious fulfillment in any caliber
And homers don't frequent truck stops for romantic fulfillment. It's clear you're one of those Spiritual Homers whose affection and love has been twisted by serving Satan so long you cannot even see the Light! You poor sweet summer child you, you are a willing dupe of Satan and you think you like it! You think the spiritual orgasms he gives you are the best thing life can offer, but let me assure you that saving yourself for Marriage with Christ will blow your ever lovin' mind! You can rededicate your Spiritual Virginity and Jesus can Forgive you for being the Spiritual Slut you are!


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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Ditzy's back! <3 - 01-29-2020, 09:59 PM

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I think you misunderstand my intentions of being here?

I've not come here for religious fulfillment in any caliber, whether it be a wayward prayer or full-blown converting. So...
I'm not sure what you're trying to convey with your analogy?
Oh, and a good afternoon to you, Miss Fritzensteine: I am sure that it might be a bit puzzling to you as to our approach here at . You see, Dear, it's just that we are here to ensure that the Gospel of the is the focus in all that we do here at . Our mission is quite simple, and it is to obey the direction of the :

Mark 16:15 " And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature."

Nowhere there does it say that we are to spend endless hours doing chit-chat, "I like your hat" style of conversations. That's not to say that we are not interested in lively, friendly discussion. But, we are not a debating society, and we are not a social club. This is not the sort of place where one might meet up to see a film or to talk about favorite musical styles, or to find a dinner companion. We strive to put the first and foremost in all of our activities, whether it be by giving assistance to those who need help in understanding the black-and-white messages contained within the blessed , or by helping the lost sheep (such as yourself) to find their way to safety in the Bosom of the .

Now, I do realize that you are not interested in the salvation that is offered by the of , but it is my hope and prayer that you will see the error of your way, Dear, and cease in rejecting this free gift. It is not the intention of the that any should suffer eternal damnation, but I must say that He is quite clear about the fate of those who reject -- and this includes you:

Matthew 25:41 "Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels".

Matthew 23:33 "Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?"

I do hope that this will be the day when Miss Fritzensteine gives her heart and soul to the . Oh, just think of the wondrous joy when you make many angels very happy!

Luke 15:10 " Likewise, I say unto you, there is joy in the presence of the angels of God over one sinner that repenteth."




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Default Re: Ditzy's back! <3 - 01-29-2020, 11:58 PM

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I do believe you take me a bit out of context here, though.
I'm not claiming I don't ever change; of course I do! Every living thing changes in one way or another. I'm just not intending to religiously or morally.
Again, I'm quite satisfied, and the general consensus for change is that it's instigated by something, is it not? It just so happens there's nothing particular to change at this point in my life. I hope that helps!
I don't think so. You're falling susceptible to the fallacy of equivocation. God does not change but that doesn't mean He's always doing the same thing, for example during a denunciation God was doing something different from when He was creating a companion for Adam. Satan on this occasion had been acting through a Tyrian king:
Ezekiel 28:13a-17b
Thou hast been in Eden the garden of God; every precious stone was thy covering, the sardius, topaz, and the diamond, the beryl, the onyx, and the jasper, the sapphire, the emerald, and the carbuncle, and gold: the workmanship of thy tabrets and of thy pipes was prepared in thee in the day that thou wast created. Thou art the anointed cherub that covereth; and I have set thee so: thou wast upon the holy mountain of God; thou hast walked up and down in the midst of the stones of fire. Thou wast perfect in thy ways from the day that thou wast created, till iniquity was found in thee. By the multitude of thy merchandise they have filled the midst of thee with violence, and thou hast sinned: therefore I will cast thee as profane out of the mountain of God: and I will destroy thee, O covering cherub, from the midst of the stones of fire. Thine heart was lifted up because of thy beauty, thou hast corrupted thy wisdom by reason of thy brightness

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I do believe you take me a bit out of context here, though.
I'm not claiming I don't ever change; of course I do! Every living thing changes in one way or another. I'm just not intending to religiously or morally.
Again, I'm quite satisfied, and the general consensus for change is that it's instigated by something, is it not? It just so happens there's nothing particular to change at this point in my life. I hope that helps!
Your uses of "change" are not equivalent. God is alive but God does not change. He is more alive than we are but doesn't grow or learn in the way that we do. What we do necessitates change. What He does does not. He is the reason you're alive but from your comments regarding morality and religion it's more like you're saying that God is alive because we are alive. As though without earthly life there would be no spiritual life. You might as well say that life comes from us and is imparted to an imaginary God. That is not how The Bible explains it.
John 1:3-5
All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made. In him was life; and the life was the light of men. And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not.
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He that hath the Son hath life; and he that hath not the Son of God hath not life. These things have I written unto you that believe on the name of the Son of God; that ye may know that ye have eternal life, and that ye may believe on the name of the Son of God.
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Beloved, follow not that which is evil, but that which is good. He that doeth good is of God: but he that doeth evil hath not seen God.

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I do believe you take me a bit out of context here, though.
I'm not claiming I don't ever change; of course I do! Every living thing changes in one way or another.
I'm just not intending to [change] religiously or morally. Again, I'm quite satisfied, and the general consensus for change is that it's instigated by something, is it not? It just so happens there's nothing particular to change at this point in my life. I hope that helps!


This is where the peril of your equivocation becomes clear. The type of change occurring when walking, for instance, is where one changes from taking one's weight on one leg (the left, say) to a different leg (the right, in this case) assuming you're not a horse or a centipede in which different changes would be occurring – but still the same type of change.
What God requires is a completely different category of change, from the unspeakably foul condition of our birth as He sees it to a sinless condition in which we suddenly become alive for the first time. That is in no way equivalent to changes between your legs when walking. Sin and death are synonymous for all practical purposes and our lives so-called without God are a long drawn-out process of death. Caused by sin. The sin you see no reason to change. The sin you use to define yourself as static. But there is an alternative. Turn to Him today. Turn to Him before it's too late.
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Default Re: Ditzy's back! <3 - 01-30-2020, 01:19 AM

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I hope one day you can change your opinion of me
You should not care at all that I think that you are a self obsessed brat with the lowest IQ in The Western Hemisphere. We live in an day and age where drooling retards like Greta Thunberg, who cannot even stay in school, somehow get the attention of those too dumb to spot the difference between ignorance and stupidity.

What you should care about instead is what Jesus Christ, who suffered and died for you, want's. Jesus want's you to stop destroying your immortal soul. Now!

I just saved your immortal soul. You're welcome!


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You should not care at all that I think that you are a self obsessed brat with the lowest IQ in The Western Hemisphere.
Honestly, I thought I had made it clear that I don't care what you all think...? I don't mind it because it can't hurt me. Everyone's entitled to their opinions at the end of the day, I'm fine and dandy!


I may have had a short time on this Earth so far, but that doesn't mean I haven't grown my own thick hide. Trust me when I say I don't care what you think. I do care how you feel though! Therefore, I hope it's heartening to know that no one has to fret such a conundrum!

Have a nice day, sir!


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I may have had a short time on this Earth so far, but that doesn't mean I haven't grown my own thick hide.
I'm sure it matches your thick skull. You see, God tells us that you are a fool (Psalms 14:1). Why have you come here to harass and persecute us?


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Honestly, I thought I had made it clear that I don't care what you all think...? I don't mind it because it can't hurt me. Everyone's entitled to their opinions at the end of the day, I'm fine and dandy!

I may have had a short time on this Earth so far, but that doesn't mean I haven't grown my own thick hide. Trust me when I say I don't care what you think. I do care how you feel though! Therefore, I hope it's heartening to know that no one has to fret such a conundrum!

Have a nice day, sir!
Oh, Dearie me. It does appear that you're a teensy bit upset, Miss Fritzensteine, and I do hope that I can help you through this. You see, we know that you don't care what we (the servants of the ) think, but that's not where the point of focus should be, Dear. What you should be thinking of is the Truth of the Almighty, as presented by , so clearly to us, in blessed . He cares for you so much, even though you care not for .

John 3:16 "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life."

When the day comes (and it shall, very surely) when you will be called to stand before the on the Day of Judgment, you will then be gripped with fear when you realize that what we are saying has been only in your best interests. As your life is re-played before your eyes, you will shrink in horror as you re-live the terrible sins that you have committed, knowing that there is a price that must be paid. It will be made all the worse when you realize, finally, that you have thrown away your one and only chance for the redemption that is found only by being washed in the blessed of the Lamb. You will have no other chance to escape the fires of at that point. There will be no "get out of " card with your name on it; this, I must tell you.

And, it would not surprise me if the calls forth witnesses to testify against you -- the very people who tried so valiantly to help you to see the light during your brief time on Earth. Imagine your shock when the calls out, "I call Brother Cranky to the stand!" Or, He may well ask you, "Did my beloved Sister MitzaLizalor not reveal to you the truths that you needed to know in order to escape spending eternity in ?"

At that point, what will your defence be, Miss Fritzensteine? Won't you feel foolish when your only response will be, "I did not believe in You and I did not believe Your servants, and I admit that I have no other option but to burn in for all of eternity -- all because of my foolish pride."

It makes me very sad to think that this is your fate, Dear. I wish I could change things for you, but I am unable to do that. Only you can change where you will spend eternity. I do pray that you will think seriously about the excellent advice that has been given to you by those at , and that you will, truly, care about what we think. It's very simple: what we think is based on what we have been told by the self, and all because He loves you so. Now, then, doesn't that sound much better than roasting away forever with fire coming out of your eye sockets?




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Honestly, I thought I had made it clear that I don't care what you all think...? I don't mind it because it can't hurt me. Everyone's entitled to their opinions at the end of the day, I'm fine and dandy!

I may have had a short time on this Earth so far, but that doesn't mean I haven't grown my own thick hide. Trust me when I say I don't care what you think. I do care how you feel though! Therefore, I hope it's heartening to know that no one has to fret such a conundrum!

Have a nice day, sir!
You sound upset, dear. You should do something that is not upsetting to you - to take your mind off things that make you angry.

May I recommend prayer? Also, meditating on Bible verses helps with many emotions. Here is one verse tailored especially for your anger:

Ecclesiastes 7:9 Be not hasty in thy spirit to be angry: for anger resteth in the bosom of fools.

I hope this was helpful, dear.
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Default Re: Ditzy's back! <3 - 01-30-2020, 05:15 PM

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You sound upset, dear. You should do something that is not upsetting to you - to take your mind off things that make you angry.

May I recommend prayer? Also, meditating on Bible verses helps with many emotions. Here is one verse tailored especially for your anger:

Ecclesiastes 7:9 Be not hasty in thy spirit to be angry: for anger resteth in the bosom of fools.

I hope this was helpful, dear.
Oh, this is such excellent advice, dear Sister Basilissa, and I am so grateful to you for providing this for the benefit of Miss Fritzensteine. It is obvious that the Spirit of the has led her to our congregation of followers of the , and that we will see Miss Fritzensteine as part of the Gospel harvest.

In addition to that lovely verse that you have so kindly provided from the blessed Book of Ecclesiastes, I should like to offer this for our friend:

Proverbs 17:22 "A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones."

I do hope that Miss Fritzensteine will call upon to forgive her of her sins. In so doing, she will know of the Joy of the , and this will defeat her broken spirit and eliminate the probability of having problems with dry bones. Osteoporosis is a nasty disease, and one that nobody wants. But, in the event that she is slow to accepting the Gospel of the , will have way with her by other means.

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4 Again he said unto me, Prophesy upon these bones, and say unto them, O ye dry bones, hear the word of the Lord.
5 Thus saith the Lord God unto these bones; Behold, I will cause breath to enter into you, and ye shall live




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You sound upset, dear.
I apologize if my response sounded hostile or negative, I'm not upset at all. I'm not the best at setting tone in my writing, so I'm sorry! :')Thank you kindly for the scripture you've quoted, it means a lot that you both are so willing to help me however you can!

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I have no intentions of doing either! Where did you get that idea? I'm sorry if I've upset you personally in some way.


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Default Re: Ditzy's back! <3 - 01-30-2020, 10:41 PM

Ah, and one thing I forgot to add to my last post! I noticed my avatar icon has been changed to one of the preset ones. Could someone (preferably whoever removed mine?) please explain why it wasn't appropriate?


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I apologize if my response sounded hostile or negative, I'm not upset at all. I'm not the best at setting tone in my writing, so I'm sorry! :')Thank you kindly for the scripture you've quoted, it means a lot that you both are so willing to help me however you can!
Oh, thank you so much for your lovely apology, Miss Fritzensteine. That is so sweet of you to respond like this. Now, I do hope that you have been reading the "meat and potatoes" of our messages. We are quite serious about the Word of the here at . We write to you about the teachings of the because we care about you, and we do not want you to land yourself in the eternal fires of . You see, Dear, it's as I said earlier: we are not a social club. The Gospel of the is our mission here, and we work tirelessly to ensure that newcomers understand the very real dangers that they are in -- unless repentance and salvation through the of is taken seriously by people such as yourself.

Please do feel free to ask any questions about how to escape eternal damnation and how to gain a lovely, mortgage-free mansion on one of the nicest gold-paved streets in Heaven. We are more than happy to help you find the Glory, as promised by :

John 14:2 "In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you."

Revelation 21:21 "And the twelve gates were twelve pearls: every several gate was of one pearl: and the street of the city was pure gold, as it were transparent glass."

May richly bless you, Dear, and help you to see the Truth which you need so very desperately.




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Default Re: Ditzy's back! <3 - 02-02-2020, 04:29 PM

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Could someone (preferably whoever removed mine?) please explain why it wasn't appropriate?
Have you never seen a plague mask?

They were used in onlden times so people would not catch diseases. One imagines the Godly people who run God's Favourite Forum do not want other posters catching lesbiopathy: just like Jesus did.

Luke 6:17 And he came down with them, and stood in the plain, and the company of his disciples, and a great multitude of people out of all Judaea and Jerusalem, and from the sea coast of Tyre and Sidon, which came to hear him, and to be healed of their diseases;

YIC


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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Have you never seen a plague mask? They were used in olden times so people would not catch diseases. One imagines the Godly people who run God's Favourite Forum do not want other posters catching lesbiopathy: just like Jesus did.
Luke 6:17 And he came down with them, and stood in the plain, and the company of his disciples, and a great multitude of people out of all Judaea and Jerusalem, and from the sea coast of Tyre and Sidon, which came to hear him, and to be healed of their diseases
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I've seen one, was very surprised, in a gin distillery. Although God's precaution would not apply to gin (other than Icelandic sloe gin or maybe Tasmanian raspberry gin) it's not something manufacturers would want associated with their products, I'd have thought.
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The need for healing remains whatever one wears on one's head. In olden times there was no guarantee against plague.

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The need for healing remains whatever one wears on one's head. In olden times there was no guarantee against plague.
And that healing can only come fro Jesus!


Luke 8:50 But when Jesus heard it, he answered him, saying, Fear not: believe only, and she shall be made whole.


I can't help wondering if all of the lady lesbeans in the world want to be normal but are pressured by their lesbean overlords (overladies?). It is well known that those who practice lesbionics are significant stronger than normal people with signficantly few nerve endings in their bodies.


This significantly reduces the sensation of pain they experience and so the lesbeopath is virtually unstoppable in hand to hand fighting- even against Christian men- a 4:1 advantage is required. This gives them the ability to dominate lesser lesbeans into continuing to chose to be attracted to the female sex.


There is significant evidence that high T lesbeans (this comes about by choosing to be more competative, opinionated and obstructionist than men- particularly those who have married them- but that's not for now) dominate low T lesbeans with drugs, booze and promises of actually feelig alive for brief moments. Significantly low T leasbeans always look more attractive to men than the scowling, muscular roid hulks with no hair or sense of fashion.


The point is that these gender traitors are forcing women to make the wrong choice: the choice to urinate with significantly increasing frequency in the crying eyes of the baby Jesus and be attracted to towering, units of women and not staying married to deeply religious God fearing men in their middle age


And I certainly don't lnow why they waste their time on a Christian website trying spread their disease when virus' like lesbeanonism can't be transmitted across the internet in this country, significantly.


Jesus wins, again!


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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

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Hello everyone! I used to lurk on here under the username Fritzy, then someone changed it to Ditzy, which was pretty funny and surprisingly endearing!

If you don't remember me; hi! It's nice to meet you! You can call me Fritz!


I'm a young lesbian here to, uh... I'm not sure! Mostly just vibing. I forgot my old password and sadly don't have my 'whiny little brat' title anymore :'(


I'm not interested in converting, and I'm genuinely not here to cause any trouble, I'm just pretty intrigued by what goes on around here. It's very bizarre and amusing!


As I said before in my original introduction, I believe in kindness! If you are kind to me, I will be kind to you! <3


Favorite bible quote here!
"I will give you a new heart and put a new spirit in you; I will remove from you your heart of stone and give you a heart of flesh." Ezekiel 36:26


Anyways, I hope you have a good day!
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Honestly, I thought I had made it clear that I don't care what you all think...? I don't mind it because it can't hurt me. Everyone's entitled to their opinions at the end of the day, I'm fine and dandy!


I may have had a short time on this Earth so far, but that doesn't mean I haven't grown my own thick hide. Trust me when I say I don't care what you think. I do care how you feel though! Therefore, I hope it's heartening to know that no one has to fret such a conundrum!

Have a nice day, sir!
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Default Re: Ditzy's back! <3 - 02-22-2020, 08:48 PM

There was a lot in this reply, but I mean, you got I guess. That’s the lesbian agenda.

As I, for one, am a very big fan of towering units of women, would I be considered a ‘low T lesbean’?


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There was a lot in this reply, but I mean, you got I guess. That’s the lesbian agenda.

As I, for one, am a very big fan of towering units of women, would I be considered a ‘low T lesbean’?
Dear Miss Fritzensteine: I am afraid that I do not know what a "low T lesbean" is, since I am not familiar with much of the online terminology that you youngsters use. However, I should think that you are, most definitely, a Triple H lezbean: Headed to in a Handbasket.

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26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
29 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,
30 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,
31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:
32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.




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