[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

If it is true that 56% of Americans are Christian then the maximum percentage of women that perform oral sodomy is at most 44%. This includes men, women, children and retards by the way. Frankly.... it's unbelievable.

Unbelievable that Christian women maintain their dignity in the face of the sexual onslaught. I applaud them right on their sweet ass. The things that women in Thailand do for a dollar-a-holla would make your toes curl believe me. Praise the Lord, let's pray on that for a minute. Eyes closed.

Hallelujah! I bet we're all ready to go and take on the world today. Get that job! Save the economy! Breathe free air.