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Default Catholic - 01-21-2007, 04:13 PM

Why is catholic considered to be a fake religion? It has the exact same beliefs about jesus and god. Or is it only a "fake" religion because you feel like saying it is.
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Why is catholic considered to be a fake religion? It has the exact same beliefs about jesus and god. Or is it only a "fake" religion because you feel like saying it is.
Do you bother reading the boards at all? This question has been answered ad nauseum (a little Latin there for the papists to enjoy before being tossed down into Hell).


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I would rather not go through 500+ posts to find the answer.
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Default Re: Catholic - 01-21-2007, 04:45 PM

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I would rather not go through 500+ posts to find the answer.
If you're too busy providing satisfaction to your local catholic priest...


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Default Re: Catholic - 01-21-2007, 07:42 PM

Oh boy yet another smart ass who likes to make stuff up. Congradulations you win the mormon of the year prize, just like some other people here.
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Default Re: Catholic - 01-21-2007, 10:21 PM

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I would rather not go through 500+ posts to find the answer.
That's what the search function is for.

In short, cat-o-licks don't have the same beliefs. They worship Mary, saints, statues, and living men. They call their priests "Father" even though the BIBLE says not to call anybody but GOD "Father. Priests are supposed to be celibate (also against the BIBLE) but they all bugger boys.

Look around for the threads dedicated to the cat-o-lick's false teachings for more detailed information


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Default Re: Catholic - 01-21-2007, 10:34 PM

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Why is catholic considered to be a fake religion? It has the exact same beliefs about jesus and god. Or is it only a "fake" religion because you feel like saying it is.

Why is the catholic religion fake, or why is catholocism fake? You really must learn to use proper English.

To answer your question, lets turn to the Ten Commandments.

4 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth:
5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;


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Oh boy yet another smart ass who likes to make stuff up. Congradulations you win the mormon of the year prize, just like some other people here.
You are well on your way to claiming that coveted prize for yourself, Peacekeeper. God gave you two ears and one mouth. He meant for you to use them in that proportion.


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Oh boy yet another smart ass who likes to make stuff up. Congradulations you win the mormon of the year prize, just like some other people here.
Well, it seems that someone has been buggered by a priest and wants to come clean. You aren't the first one to have been raped by these mary worshipers. Tell us the details. We can set you up with some joo lawyers and sue that antichrist pope of rome for all he's worth.


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Default Re: Catholic - 01-22-2007, 01:56 AM

I just really hate it when people, especially people like tommy. Put words into my mouth that i did not say. Its false judgement, its a sin!
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Default Re: Catholic - 01-22-2007, 02:27 AM

Catholics do all these things, expressly forbidden in the Bible and often described in the Bible as the doctrine of devils:
  • Worship Mary, the deceased mother of Jesus, calling her Queen of Heaven.
  • Pray to statues.
  • Claim to eat the actual flesh and blood of Jesus.
  • Pray to said flesh and blood of Jesus (crackers and wine).
  • Forbid their priests to marry.
  • Forbid eating meat on Friday.
  • Declare their "Pope" to be God's representative on Earth, and direct their followers to pray through him instead of to God.
  • Allow their priests to rape young boys, and schlep the pedophiles from parish to parish when they get caught. Lawsuits have gone as far as the Vatican, so it's not like they're unaware. This means they condone it.
  • Pray to saints, who are also dead.
  • Cart around "relics", pieces of dead "saints", for people to pray to and kiss and otherwise touch.
This is just the tip of the iceberg. I suggest you familiarize yourself with the Search function on this Forum, or at the very least look http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Critici...atholic_Church <-- here.
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I just really hate it when people, especially people like tommy. Put words into my mouth that i did not say.
Why is it worse when "people like tommy" put words into your mouth than when other people do it? Do you have some kind of hateful, intolerant prejudice towards backwards foreigners?


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Why is it worse when "people like tommy" put words into your mouth than when other people do it? Do you have some kind of hateful, intolerant prejudice towards backwards foreigners?
I thought he meant that he hated it when people like Tommy.

Either he lacks the sense to construct proper sentences, or he's very cruel to our little beagle hound.
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I thought he meant that he hated it when people like Tommy.

Either he lacks the sense to construct proper sentences, or he's very cruel to our little beagle hound.
How could you get that from what he said?
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I just really hate it when people, especially people like tommy. Put words into my mouth that i did not say. Its false judgement, its a sin!
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How could you get that from what he said?
Because it's exactly what he said. He wrote three sentences:

"I just really hate it when people, especially people like tommy." Normally, one would insert an adjective between "especially" and "people", such as:

"I just really hate it when people, especially <Canadian> people, like Tommy."

We also capitalize proper nouns here, and use commas to separate clauses.

His second sentence was a command, "Put false words in my mouth that i did not say."

Again, we capitalize proper nouns ("i" should be "I"). The sentence is redundant, as well. If we were to put words in his mouth, then that would imply that he had not said them.

The third sentence used "its" (the possessive form of "it") incorrectly twice. Any style guide will tell you that.

From the above evidence, I gather that he hates it when people like Tommy, and that he cannot assemble coherent sentences in proper American.

Now, what has his unfounded hatred of Tommy to do with Cathoholics?!

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Why is catholic considered to be a fake religion? It has the exact same beliefs about jesus and god. Or is it only a "fake" religion because you feel like saying it is.
The answer=they believe that any religion other than their own is a false religion.
Is it my imagination, or are teenagers' brains growing mushier with each progressive generation?

*A note about the above post.........I'm not in the best mood and I'm sick of loud-mouthed pushy teenagers congregating in the mall when I'd like a nice quiet lunch with their inane chatter and conversations and hot-pink cellphones. Grr!



Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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Is it my imagination, or are teenagers' brains growing mushier with each progressive generation?
Unlike whatever gods you worship, or the happy-happy All Loving God and Jesus the False Christians make up to suit their fancies, no, in this case, it is NOT your imagination!

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*A note about the above post.........I'm not in the best mood and I'm sick of teenagers congregating in the mall when I'd like a nice quiet lunch with their inane chatter and conversations and hot-pink cellphones. Grr!
That's NOT A CELLPHONE!
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Unlike whatever gods you worship, or the happy-happy All Loving God and Jesus the False Christians make up to suit their fancies, no, in this case, it is NOT your imagination!
I'm curious to see what would happen if their computers, calculators, x-boxes, playstations, nintendos, wiis, televisions, i-pods, MP3 players and any other electronic gadgets they might have were taken away from them. Would they sit there staring at the space where the tv/computer/whatever used to be?

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That's NOT A CELLPHONE!

Considering the alternative, seeing as they are in public, one would hope it was a cellphone!



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Well, I thought it was easy to understand. It is bad grammar, but is very simple to understand.
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I'm curious to see what would happen if their computers, calculators, x-boxes, playstations, nintendos, wiis, televisions, i-pods, MP3 players and any other electronic gadgets they might have were taken away from them. Would they sit there staring at the space where the tv/computer/whatever used to be?
Just out of interest, what exactly do you use transfer your tedious "thoughts" from being inside your skull to being smeared all over Jesus' favourite forum like so much patchouli-scented faeces?


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


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