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Default Ladies swimwear: very unladylike - 07-19-2010, 01:04 PM

In the past I have extolled the virtues of a certain swimwear company ... being the gullible and silly old woman I am, I was easily swayed by the following words (from the website):

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[...]The Bible encourages women to dress in "modest apparel" and also says that "it is good for a man not to touch a woman". We all know that men are mainly stimulated by sight, and women by touch. I believe that these guidelines are given to us by God for our own protection. Our sexuality is something that is very special and was given to us by God to share with our spouse. I know that our culture would not agree with this, but I do not speak for our culture. This is what I believe to be true from God's Holy Inspired Word, the Bible. But God has also given us free wills. We can choose to treasure and save our bodies, or to expose ourselves for anyone to see.

The Bible doesn't give exact guidelines as to what type of garment is modest and what is not, so we need to use common sense and ask the Lord for discretion. Would this outfit stimulate a man in a way that we wouldn't wish? A man should also use discretion in how he treats a woman so that he doesn't produce feelings in her which may not be right. [...]
Well it all seems very Godly, does it not? However, last week I collected a new pair of spectacles from the optometrist -- imagine my horror when I could, for the first time, really see the so-called 'modest' swimwear on offer: bare arms and bare ankles no less! If any swimwear screamed "I'm an insatiable strumpet!", this would be it:


And as for the following outfit, what man could resist the sensual fabric and come-hither colouring? It would drive him to distraction!



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Default Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike - 07-19-2010, 01:17 PM

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In the past I have extolled the virtues of a certain swimwear company ... being the gullible and silly old woman I am, I was easily swayed by the following words (from the website):


Well it all seems very Godly, does it not? However, last week I collected a new pair of spectacles from the optometrist -- imagine my horror when I could, for the first time, really see the so-called 'modest' swimwear on offer: bare arms and bare ankles no less! If any swimwear screamed "I'm an insatiable strumpet!", this would be it:


And as for the following outfit, what man could resist the sensual fabric and come-hither colouring? It would drive him to distraction!

Considering the pieces of string they call swimwear these days I can never find anything else. I like going to the beach but I am extremely embrassed by having such items. All those dirty old men leering. I have saved the above link as it seems to be something more suitable than the pieces of string.


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Default Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike - 07-19-2010, 01:24 PM

Sky blue and brown together are not flattering colors. You should only wear them if you have brown skin and blue eyes, and that's not very common.


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Default Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike - 07-19-2010, 01:49 PM

Dear Mrs Rogers,

thank you for your suggested swim wear. Daddy only allowed me to wear this one and even then I had to beg him for the pretty blue as shown rather than the two piece black.



I really do like the ones you have posted but my concern with large floral patterns is the placement of some of the hibiscus stamen may draw men's gaze to certain parts of the anatomy.

If you understand what I am saying.


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Default Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike - 07-19-2010, 02:25 PM

That looksm ore like winter pajamas than a swimsuit. Once it gets waterlogged, you're going to have a hard time staying afloat.
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Default Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike - 07-19-2010, 02:30 PM

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That looksm ore like winter pajamas than a swimsuit. Once it gets waterlogged, you're going to have a hard time staying afloat.
Are you one of those harlots that goes swimming naked.


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Default Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike - 07-19-2010, 02:32 PM

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That looksm ore like winter pajamas than a swimsuit. Once it gets waterlogged, you're going to have a hard time staying afloat.
I don't really have a need to stay afloat. I only bob around in the pool after dark when it is vacant. It is not like I swim laps or anything. But it is a nice way to cool down on a tropical balmy evening.


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Default Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike - 11-21-2011, 08:26 PM

Just look at those whore-suits! May as well walk on to the street corner in those!

And clearly, the site is lying. It says women should use common sense to decide what to wear. This implies that we should actually be the one's to choose. A real Christian woman would ask her husband.


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Smile Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike - 01-07-2019, 04:47 PM

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