[WinnerNotSinner]

Hey everyone, I can hardly contain my excitement considering what just happened today! My son, Aaron, who's just turned 6 years old has already punched his first homer! It was a complete bloodbath, Aaron had to punch him 11 times before the little rat got the message. Aaron's tiny hands are covered in bruises and cuts but as always... you should have seen the OTHER GUY! Praise GOD that he is big and strong for his age! The little homer kid, also 6, minced into my chosen CHRISTIAN private school sporting a yellow bag on his first day back from half term - yellow! probably a homer, I had to alert my brave little warrior. Just before I bid my little hero farewell for the day, I pulled him close to me and whispered in his ear "Aaron son, you see him, over there? He is an abomination like in Leviticus 18:22. Stay far away from him, but if he approaches you, then punch him for hating Jesus" "Okay father, I love you, bye" he replied with a smile.



Let me tell you my eyes were filled with the tears of joy for Jesus when I picked him up from school and heard about what had happened - little Aaron attacked without mercy, Shout GLORY! The suspension Aaron received was a small price to pay (apparently whilst being pounded to the ground homerboy hit his head on the corner of a table and cracked it open, little sissy ). A teacher came in and under the schools rules and regulations was forced by law to punish my God fearing little soldier, ridiculous but there you go - that's what happens when liberal obama gets into the whitehouse.

So he's punched his first queer, but certainly not his last! Praise!
I thought the way I handled this and the way I talked my son into fighting for GOD really worked a treat, and would be an example to others who don't have the time to homeschool the children.