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Default Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE! - 10-30-2010, 05:33 AM

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So I found this thread because of Stumbleupon (which I'm sure you all think is a tool of Satan).
Anything that can lead to sin can be used by Satan as a tool.

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Are you guys serious?
Yes

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Pastor Ezekiel calls someone a whore and doesn't even know them. You guys call yourselves Christians? And you probably wonder why so few people like you.
We are all Christians here. We follow EVERY word in the Bible and don't just pick and choose like false christians. And the reason only a few people like that is because only a few people don't want to live their lives in sin and debauchery.

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I'm all for religions, you can worship whoever you want, I don't care. I don't believe in God, but I don't run around and tell people to not believe.
And yet here you are, on a privately owned Christian forum mocking us.

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If they believe, good for them, not going to ruin my mood. But I find it kind of funny that this Ezekiel guy calls him a whore, tells him he opens his legs for a dollar, then in the next quote tells him Jesus just wants his adoration.
I'm glad that you find Pastor Ezekiel warning somebody that their deathstyle choice will lead to an eternity of Hell amusing.

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Do any of you women talk in church? Because you know, in the bible it says you're not allowed.
Yes, we know that. No, we women do not speak up in church, because that is the man's duty. God gives all of us roles to play, and if we reject that we accept that we will be damned for an eternity.

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You're also not allowed to have haircuts
Can you back that up with scripture?

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but you CAN have slaves. How nice.
No, because secular law forbids it.

"Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God. Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation." Romans 13:1-2

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So do you own slaves? No? Oh, why? Because times have changed?
Please refer to my previous answer.

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It's been how long since that 'book' was written? It's funny how you guys can think for yourselves when it comes to things that are AGAINST THE LAW, but if it's in a gray area and the bible forbids it, you guys freak out.
Well, I'm going to assume you meant to type that we can't think for ourselves, which is absurd since we all have made the informed decision to repent of our sins and serve the Lord. The Law we really care about here is God's Law, and hopefully soon secular law will change to follow Biblical Law.

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I thought Christians were supposed to be tolerant, not bigots.
Says the person who took the time to register here to post this hateful message. Nobody here is a bigot (save for unsaved trash like yourself). However, we do not tolerate it when people lead others into believing anything but following God's Word and accepting Jesus will get you into Heaven. Much as you would not (hopefully at least) tolerate rapists and murderers, we do not tolerate sinners.


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