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My Introduction -
09-02-2012, 04:46 AM
I'm a teenage girl, with a live for music.
I have dark brown hair, dip-dyed red, and 14 gauge earrings.
I don't cut, never have, never will.
I like alt rock and pop-punk. Fall Out Boy, MCR, fun, Paramore, ect.
I used to go to church, but it was corrupt. The preacher was stealing money, along with about half the church.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: My Introduction -
09-02-2012, 04:48 AM
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
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Location: Thong-infested Florida©
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Re: My Introduction -
09-02-2012, 04:50 AM
Hey Murdoc!
What is the most awesomest thing Jesus has done for you today? Tell us all about it!
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
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Unsaved trash, demon worshiping whore
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Re: My Introduction -
09-02-2012, 04:57 AM
I'm sorry, I didn't know whore was a synonym for virgin.
The most awesomest thing Jesus did for me today? He gave me a new episode of Doctor Who.
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Re: My Introduction -
09-02-2012, 05:03 AM
Dear Friend,
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Originally Posted by Murdick Niccals
The most awesomest thing Jesus did for me today? He gave me a new episode of Doctor Who.
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So how do you plan to thank Jesus?
By EXTER-MIN-ATING your sins?
Yours in Him,
bab
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Re: My Introduction -
09-02-2012, 05:07 AM
Nice joke. Surprised you know about Daleks.
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Re: My Introduction -
09-02-2012, 05:14 AM
Dear Friend,
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Originally Posted by Murdick Niccals
Nice joke. Surprised you know about Daleks.
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Dr. Who, since the relaunch, draws deeply from Christian lore. We are the Weeping Angels, praying you don't close your eyes on us.
Yours in Him,
bab
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Unsaved trash, demon worshiping whore
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Re: My Introduction -
09-02-2012, 05:25 AM
So if I blink you're going to turn into a hideous monster trying to kill me, but as long as I'm looking at you, you're stone? Seems legit.
I don't think Doctor Who draws from much Christian lore. Captain Jack Harkness is a pansexual man who can 't die. (Well, he can, his body just restarts seconds later.) So he spends his life flirting with anything and everything that moves. Including the doctor and occasionally dogs. And the Doctor's sexuality is unknown. He and Jack did kiss.
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Re: My Introduction -
09-02-2012, 05:29 AM
Dear Friend,
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Originally Posted by Murdick Niccals
I don't think Doctor Who draws from much Christian lore.
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Yes, a man from beyond with awesome abilities who speaks inscrutably about himself to his human companions and comes back in bodily form after his death, all with the aim of saving the world -- what was I thinking? No Christian symbolism at all!
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Captain Jack Harkness is a pansexual man who can 't die. (Well, he can, his body just restarts seconds later.) So he spends his life flirting with anything and everything that moves. Including the doctor and occasionally dogs. And the Doctor's sexuality is unknown. He and Jack did kiss.
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So did Jesus and Judas. Didn't make them gay, right?
Yours in Him,
bab
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Forum Member, Repentant nigress
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Re: My Introduction -
09-02-2012, 05:42 AM
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Originally Posted by alexa titter
I'm sorry, I didn't know whore was a synonym for virgin.
The most awesomest thing Jesus did for me today? He gave me a new episode of Doctor Who.
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You have to be a virgin in the butt, too, ho!
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Re: My Introduction -
09-02-2012, 05:45 AM
Well, it made them gay if Frank and Geezy are gay for kissing on stage.
And, as I said, PANSEXUAL. Meaning liking men, woman, animals, everything.
Also, The Doctor doesn't 't really have many abilities except for being smart. His TARDIS is what helps him travel through time and space. The Sonic is how he gets inside locked doors and hacks computers. And he regenerates after death. He becomes a completely different person. Different look, different personality, different thought process. He's almost never serious, and I believe he wanted to die because 'the universe is better off without him.' He's married to someone he's only met maybe 5 times, and she's half Timelord because Rory and Amy had sex on the TARDIS. River kicks ass, knows more about The Doctor than he does, and is about 1/10000000000000 the age of The Doctor. I guess she's an adulteress than?
Also, another human version of him is sleeping with Rose, and he shared a mind with Donna for a bit.
What does any of that have to do with the Bible?
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Re: My Introduction -
09-02-2012, 05:48 AM
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Originally Posted by alexa titter
Well, it made them gay if Frank and Geezy are gay for kissing on stage.
And, as I said, PANSEXUAL. Meaning liking men, woman, animals, everything.
What does any of that have to do with the Bible?
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You let animals put they things up inside you.
Damn that is nasty.
The bible gives you the def penalty, ho!
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Re: My Introduction -
09-02-2012, 05:49 AM
Dear Friend,
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Originally Posted by alexa titter
What does any of that have to do with the Bible?
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Read it and find out.
Yours in Him,
bab
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Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light©
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Location: Surrounded By Married Homos and Baby Killers in Godless England
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Re: My Introduction -
09-02-2012, 07:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by alexa titter
Well, it made them gay if Frank and Geezy are gay for kissing on stage.
And, as I said, PANSEXUAL. Meaning liking men, woman, animals, everything.
Also, The Doctor doesn't 't really have many abilities except for being smart. His TARDIS is what helps him travel through time and space. The Sonic is how he gets inside locked doors and hacks computers. And he regenerates after death. He becomes a completely different person. Different look, different personality, different thought process. He's almost never serious, and I believe he wanted to die because 'the universe is better off without him.' He's married to someone he's only met maybe 5 times, and she's half Timelord because Rory and Amy had sex on the TARDIS. River kicks ass, knows more about The Doctor than he does, and is about 1/10000000000000 the age of The Doctor. I guess she's an adulteress than?
Also, another human version of him is sleeping with Rose, and he shared a mind with Donna for a bit.
What does any of that have to do with the Bible?
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