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Re: Oke, now i know for sure. -
05-02-2010, 11:36 PM
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Originally Posted by alex buckethead
your religion is pathetic
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Don't waste your time here.
Go away and think how you evolve from ape and start callnig them grandpa.
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Re: Oke, now i know for sure. -
05-06-2010, 11:11 PM
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Originally Posted by alex buckethead
never heard of sarcasm have you??
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Mr. Buckethead --
I, myself, have heard of sarcasm. I have also heard of grammar, puncuation, manners and subtlety.
Being a weaker vessel, i.e. a mere woman, I know that it is not my place to enlighten, instruct, or otherwise question any man, given as they have been fashioned in God's Own image. Therefore, I will leave these great, cosmologically critical discussions to erudite, masculine beings such as yourself whilst I return to unceasing prayer and wait upon Christ's provison to send me a godly husband who may instruct me as to how I may serve both my lord and my Lord.
Obsequiestly yours,
Handmaiden
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
Guns For God and the Economy
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Re: Oke, now i know for sure. -
05-06-2010, 11:22 PM
Welcome handmaiden , sit down and tell us a bit about your self.
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Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
True Christian™
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Join Date: May 2010
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Re: Oke, now i know for sure. -
05-06-2010, 11:47 PM
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Originally Posted by James Dewitt
Welcome handmaiden , sit down and tell us a bit about your self.
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You flatter me, Brother Dewitt. I know that it is not my place to brazenly speak of myself as though my opinions, thoughts or personal conscience had any value. It is my place to learn in silence and submission. I must now leave this semantic sacred sanctuary and seek out my evening repast.
If only I had a husband to advise me as to whether I should order in chicken or beef. At least, thanks to the guidance of Landover Baptist, I never have to trouble myself with the third option of shrimp ever again!
Handmaiden
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
Guns For God and the Economy
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Oke, now i know for sure. -
05-07-2010, 12:08 AM
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Originally Posted by handmaiden
You flatter me, Brother Dewitt. I know that it is not my place to brazenly speak of myself as though my opinions, thoughts or personal conscience had any value. It is my place to learn in silence and submission. I must now leave this semantic sacred sanctuary and seek out my evening repast.
If only I had a husband to advise me as to whether I should order in chicken or beef. At least, thanks to the guidance of Landover Baptist, I never have to trouble myself with the third option of shrimp ever again!
Handmaiden
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Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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