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Default Short-Form Intro - 05-10-2011, 11:00 PM

My name is Alexander Milano, or just Alex if you like. I'm 17, and I don't go to church. If I absolutely had to pick a favorite verse from the Bible then it would be Revelation 13: 1-2. As for sins, you tell me. Anything else you'd like to know then read my profile.
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Default Re: Short-Form Intro - 05-10-2011, 11:15 PM

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My name is ..... and I don't go to church. If I absolutely had to .....
Why not Alan? Don't you care what happens to you after you pass on?
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Default Re: Short-Form Intro - 05-10-2011, 11:43 PM

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Why not Alan? Don't you care what happens to you after you pass on?
Not Alan.
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Default Re: Short-Form Intro - 05-10-2011, 11:54 PM

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Not Alan.
Very well Alex...the question still stands; why don't you care where your immortal soul goes?

Maybe you could share with us why you are so angry?
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Default Re: Short-Form Intro - 05-10-2011, 11:56 PM

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Very well Alex...the question still stands; why don't you care where your immortal soul goes?

Maybe you could share with us why you are so angry?
I'm not angry but alot of other people on here are from what I've seen.
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Default Re: Short-Form Intro - 05-11-2011, 12:01 AM

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I'm not angry but alot of other people on here are from what I've seen.
Where are you from, girl? Why doesn't your father take you to church?

And why are you here?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Short-Form Intro - 05-11-2011, 12:03 AM

Alan I don't see why you should project your hate onto us good god fearing folk.


"To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are ungodly among them of all their ungodly deeds which they have ungodly committed, and of all their hard speeches which ungodly sinners have spoken against him" [Jude 1:15]

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Default Re: Short-Form Intro - 05-11-2011, 12:04 AM

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I'm not angry but alot of other people on here are from what I've seen.
Alas you are correct Alex. It's unfortunate we are inundated with atheists and other false religions that come to persecute us. But God tells us:

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.

Matthew 24:9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.

Luke 21:17 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake.

Romans 12:14 Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not.

1 Corinthians 4:12 And labour, working with our own hands: being reviled, we bless; being persecuted, we suffer it:

Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.

So Alex, have you come here to be saved? What is it that you want from our friendly forum?
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Lightbulb Re: Short-Form Intro - 05-11-2011, 12:08 AM

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I'm not angry but alot of other people on here are from what I've seen.
Young man, unlike at McDonald's where you as so many other acne-infested teenagers purchase items of sustenance, the Fry-O-Lator of Hell stays open well past 11 AM. Imagine your soul as one of many, many frozen, growth hormone-laden patties. You can either be damned, hastily thrown onto a grill, and served to a well-past-corpulent man in Satan's drive-thru, or you can be tossed into God's "quality control" box known as Heaven by receiving Redemption. You decide.

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Young man, unlike at McDonald's where you as so many other acne-infested teenagers purchase items of sustenance, the Fry-O-Lator of Hell stays open well past 11 AM. Imagine your soul as one of many, many frozen, growth hormone-laden patties. You can either be damned, hastily thrown onto a grill, and served to a well-past-corpulent man in Satan's drive-thru, or you can be tossed into God's "quality control" box known as Heaven by receiving Redemption. You decide.

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Young man? I'm actually a 17 yr. old girl as it says in my profile.
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Young man? I'm actually a 17 yr. old girl as it says in my profile.


Do you have your fathers permission to be here? And why do you keep side stepping our important questions?
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Default Re: Short-Form Intro - 05-11-2011, 12:15 AM

Hi alice! You must excited to know an older man (Jesus) has His eye on you. I bet you have many questions as you are geting on in years. I have only one though. Why haven't you married? You are wasting the best childbearing years.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Young man? I'm actually a 17 yr. old girl as it says in my profile.
Uh huh. And you live in Malibu.

Time for the lies to stop, my friend. Are you here to seek salvation from your filthy sin? Or just to mock Jesus Christ?

I've read your profile and I don't like it.

10,9,8...

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Hi alice! You must excited to know an older man (Jesus) has His eye on you. I bet you have many questions as you are getting on in years. I have only one though. Why haven't you married? You are wasting the best childbearing years.
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Default Re: Short-Form Intro - 05-11-2011, 12:21 AM

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Do you have your fathers permission to be here? And why do you keep side stepping our important questions?
The rule is that a new member of the forum has to make an introction which is what I did.
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Default Re: Short-Form Intro - 05-11-2011, 12:22 AM

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Young man? I'm actually a 17 yr. old girl as it says in my profile.
Tell me Alan, which European country is now opting to names it's young women as men? I assume you are from a European country from the onion flag you so evidently display.

You're not Greek are you? Or dare I say.... ITALIAN?!


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Default Re: Short-Form Intro - 05-11-2011, 03:06 AM

Hi Amy. I am new to this forum as well, but can already tell you to be mindful of what hate you spew without authoritative guidance from your husband or father. Nonetheless, welcome from a fellow noob.
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Hi Amy. I am new to this forum as well, but can already tell you to be mindful of what hate you spew without authoritative guidance from your husband or father. Nonetheless, welcome from a fellow noob.
What hate?
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Hello again, Anaximander. Have you decided to abandon your wicked and contemptuous ways in favor of victory in Heaven, and not eternity in hell?



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Default Re: Short-Form Intro - 05-11-2011, 05:13 AM

Greetings, Anastasia! Why do you hate Jesus and follow Gerald Gardner's 20th century Wiccan nonsense?


Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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