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Default Re: Hello, religious peeps! - 10-14-2013, 02:02 AM

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Braided arm pit hair is not attractive.
I think the kids are calling those "dread locks" nowadays. They are like braids, except that they serve the dual purpose of sheltering diseased vermin.


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Default Re: Hello, religious peeps! - 10-14-2013, 05:08 AM

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Great.

Another obese femnazi trying to make everyone notice her.

Friend, we could smell you coming.

Braided arm pit hair is not attractive.
Obese? I'm far from it (doctors have even said I'm almost underweight for my height, although I doubt it's that extreme)
And braided armpit hair? Ew gross..
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Default Re: Hello, religious peeps! - 10-14-2013, 05:12 AM

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And braided armpit hair? Ew gross..
Oh, you have it in bangs, like your leader, Mrs. Obama?


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Default Re: Hello, religious peeps! - 10-14-2013, 05:36 AM

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Oh, you have it in bangs, like your leader, Mrs. Obama?
No armpit hair whatsoever
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