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Default Hello Fellow Christians. - 10-04-2013, 05:19 PM

Hello Fellow Chrisitians.
My name is Michael and i live in the godless England.
I personally do not have any favorite bible verses.
I have always been a christian as i grew up in a religious family.
I hope i hear from you soon brothers and sisters.
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Default Re: Hello Fellow Christians. - 10-04-2013, 05:41 PM

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Hello Fellow Chrisitians...
One really should learn how to spell the name of the group one claims to be a member of (or cut & paste, even).

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...and i live in the godless England...
How many Englands are there?

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...I personally do not have any favorite bible verses.
I have always been a christian as i grew up in a religious family...
Seems legit.


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Default Re: Hello Fellow Christians. - 10-04-2013, 05:46 PM

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One really should learn how to spell the name of the group one claims to be a member of (or cut & paste, even).



How many Englands are there?



Seems legit.
Yes you are right about my spelling.I am very sorry but as i said i live in England now.I was not born in England though.
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Default Re: Hello Fellow Christians. - 10-04-2013, 05:47 PM

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Hello Fellow Chrisitians.
My name is Michael and i live in the godless England.
I personally do not have any favorite bible verses.
I have always been a christian as i grew up in a religious family.
I hope i hear from you soon brothers and sisters.
Greetings friend,

Pay no attention to our resident forum atheist - he's angry just like every other atheist. Tell us about your wife, is she obedient?

Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
Ephesians 5:23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
Ephesians 5:24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

How many sons do you have?
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Default Re: Hello Fellow Christians. - 10-04-2013, 05:51 PM

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Yes you are right about my spelling.I am very sorry but as i said i live in England now.I was not born in England though.
Which with that i mean that English is my second language.
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Default Re: Hello Fellow Christians. - 10-04-2013, 05:57 PM

I havent actually received the blessing of becoming a father or a husband yet.
I am just about 18 years old so i havent had a chance.
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Default Re: Hello Fellow Christians. - 10-04-2013, 06:01 PM

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I havent actually received the blessing of becoming a father or a husband yet.
I am just about 18 years old so i havent had a chance.
Just 18? I already had my first boy by 17. Time is a wasting son and we need Soldiers for Christ!! Get yourself married and make sure your wife obeys you to only bare sons.
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Default Re: Hello Fellow Christians. - 10-04-2013, 07:30 PM

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Hello Fellow Chrisitians.
My name is Michael and i live in the godless England.
I'm sorry to hear that. I would invite you to live in the United States but we have too many foreigners already, so kindly stay where you are.

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I personally do not have any favorite bible verses.
Now how can that be? Have you ever actually read the Holy Bible?

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I have always been a christian as i grew up in a religious family.
But never having read the Holy Bible. Are you a catholic or something?

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I hope i hear from you soon brothers and sisters.
Are you talking to your family? Have they registered here as well?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Hello Fellow Christians. - 10-05-2013, 12:18 AM

Welcome you then to this friendly forum of Christians, gathered together to sing God's praises, as He has commanded.

Your heart is in the right place, young man, but a personal relationship with Jesus is not caught like a virus from exposure to Christians (in this situation: your parents). You must personally pledge your body and soul to the Lord Jesus Christ, that He might guide you and protect you.

It is indeed tragic that you are in Godless England, among the English. There are but few Christians on that island. There are some though and many come to this site for fellowship with other Christians. You may meet them here.

Where did you live before you were taken to England?

God Bless!


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Default Re: Hello Fellow Christians. - 10-05-2013, 05:26 PM

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Hello Fellow Chrisitians.
My name is Michael and i live in the godless England.
I personally do not have any favorite bible verses.
I have always been a christian as i grew up in a religious family.
I hope i hear from you soon brothers and sisters.
If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness. 1 John 1:9

That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. Romans 10:9

I am presenting these verses from the KJV1611 for your edification since you state that you have "always been a Christian." (Capitalization properly added!) Unless you have bowed upon your skinny knees and cried out to our LORD for His forgiveness, you are not saved. Be sure as you enumerate your sins that you include your sorrow for living in the geographical location that your unloving family chose for you. Despite your probably poor dental health and pansy-ass accent, our GOD is aware that one so young can stop his masturbating, god-mocking ways and maybe even grow to be a soldier for CHRIST.

(In order to complete the purification process of your soul, be sure to get rid of that crusty sock under your bed that you've used during pre-sleep self abuse. This is imperative.)

The friendly forums of Landover will be a source of Truth for you, straight from the pages of the King James 1611 to your heart.

I would point out that the good Sister Mary Etheldreda must have forgotten places like West Virginia, Kentucky, and parts of the upper peninsula of Michigan still have room for your kind. Of course, she has access to information that I don't (since I have not yet obtained True Christian status - though I'm on the pathway) so those small compounds may be full. If the US is not an option, can't you stow away on a boat somewhere just to get yourself away from the Limeys?

Now: tell us more about yourself, son. What excites you about JESUS so much that you'd swim with sharks and eat an atheist's cooking to get closer to Him?

In HIS love,
Brother Larry
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