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Originally Posted by Christian Brother
Hello Fellow Chrisitians.
My name is Michael and i live in the godless England.
I personally do not have any favorite bible verses.
I have always been a christian as i grew up in a religious family.
I hope i hear from you soon brothers and sisters.
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If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness. 1 John 1:9
That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. Romans 10:9
I am presenting these verses from the KJV1611 for your edification since you state that you have "always been a Christian." (Capitalization properly added!)
Unless you have bowed upon your skinny knees and cried out to our LORD for His forgiveness, you are not saved. Be sure as you enumerate your sins that you include your sorrow for living in the geographical location that your unloving family chose for you. Despite your probably poor dental health and pansy-ass accent, our GOD is aware that one so young can stop his masturbating, god-mocking ways and maybe even grow to be a soldier for CHRIST.
(In order to complete the purification process of your soul, be sure to get rid of that crusty sock under your bed that you've used during pre-sleep self abuse. This is imperative.)
The friendly forums of Landover will be a source of Truth for you, straight from the pages of the King James 1611 to your heart.
I would point out that the good Sister Mary Etheldreda must have forgotten places like West Virginia, Kentucky, and parts of the upper peninsula of Michigan still have room for your kind. Of course, she has access to information that I don't (since I have not yet obtained True Christian status - though I'm on the pathway) so those small compounds may be full. If the US is not an option, can't you stow away on a boat somewhere just to get yourself away from the Limeys?
Now: tell us more about yourself, son. What excites you about JESUS so much that you'd swim with sharks and eat an atheist's cooking to get closer to Him?
In HIS love,
Brother Larry