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Default Hello everyone - 10-05-2013, 07:33 PM

Hello everyone. Finally I found a place briming with true Christians. Finally I can ask for guidance from the viser ones.

I come from Godless Lithuania, where everyday I have to deal with catholics and atheists. To make things worse, our president is a woman. How can a woman run a country, I ask you? Isn't it said in the good book "Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives" 1 Peter 3:1? I keep asking my self, how could a woman, who was created from the rib of Adam, and was a cause of the fall, lead a country?

My favorite Bible quotes are the ones in my signature, and the one I especially am fond of is Colossians 3:18 "Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord."

I have a wife and three good Godfearing boys and one girl. My wife is a good Christian woman, who spends her days taking care of the children and the home. She speaks only when spoken to, we live as the Bible tells us to live, tho I had to enforce the Law in the begining, but soon she saw the error of her ways.

I think that is it about me. God bless.
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Default Re: Hello everyone - 10-05-2013, 07:42 PM

Hello, and welcome to our friendly forums! Congratulations on your fine family! Tell us, what is your favorite way to witness to the idol-worshiping heathen in your land?



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Hello everyone - 10-05-2013, 07:42 PM

Welcome,

I'm pretty sure Lithuania is not a real place, are you really a troll from California?

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Default Re: Hello everyone - 10-05-2013, 07:48 PM

Hello sister Mary. Well, when they have their false "sermons", I stand there and read out loud from the Good book. And I'm adamant about it. Few have listened to the word of God, some are too brainwashed and too stupid to see that they are wrong, but I'll keep doing it till they hear the truth.

God bless you, Donovan, Lithuania is a real place, unfortunally for me, or perhaps fortunally, since I can spread the word of God among the unsaved filthy catholics, is in Europe.
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Default Re: Hello everyone - 10-05-2013, 08:04 PM

He's right, Lithuania is a real place. It's where Litvaks come from.


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Default Re: Hello everyone - 10-05-2013, 08:11 PM

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He's right, Lithuania is a real place. It's where Litvaks come from.

Is that like a vacuum cleaner? The youth hall needs some new cleaning equipment, the old stuff just got deported.


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Default Re: Hello everyone - 10-05-2013, 08:12 PM

Filthy jews. Responsible for killing Jesus Christ and later faking history to make them look like victims, bah.
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Default Re: Hello everyone - 10-05-2013, 08:48 PM

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Friend, I hope this is not your answer to our dearest Brother Mordecai's post which is directly above yours. I reassure you he is not a Jew.

Anyway, welcome to this friendly forum. I have a question, though. Since people in Eastern Europe weren't even white until 1930's or so, do older people in your family (maybe your grandparents) have visibly darker skin?
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Default Re: Hello everyone - 10-05-2013, 08:53 PM

No. My parents were wite. They migrated there with the first true Christians. My great great great grandfather was killed for spreading the true word of God, and he is the person I'm aiming to be like. And no, that was about Litvacs, a jew is a jew no matter how they try to hide it.
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No. My parents were wite. They migrated there with the first true Christians. My great great great grandfather was killed for spreading the true word of God, and he is the person I'm aiming to be like. And no, that was about Litvacs, a jew is a jew no matter how they try to hide it.
Since you are referring to your parents in past tense, I'm sorry for your loss. However, if they really were Godly Christians, they are enjoying their time on Jesus' bosom right now. Glory!

In what circumstances did your great(x3)grandfather give his life for Jesus?
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Default Re: Hello everyone - 10-05-2013, 09:04 PM

Hello Jack Rankan.

I have been to Louisiana it was during Mardi Gras this is before I went to Vietnam. There was a lot of vomit on the ground and there was a dog eating some of it and later when I read the Bible and started my walk with Jesus I saw Proverbs 26:11 it says:

As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.

The dog did not leave it until he was done but still I always think of Mardis Gras when I read that verse.

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Default Re: Hello everyone - 10-05-2013, 09:06 PM

He came to Lithuania with his wife. A few years latter, after he started his work of spreading the word of God locals burned his house down and he died in the fire. But sice he was a true Christian, he is now with Jesus. Unlike my mother and father. They chose Hell on their own. I tryed to warn them, but they just didn't listen...As a good Christian, I couldn't go against the word of my parents, but they chose eternal damnation.
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Thank you, Pastor Ezekiel. I'm here to learn and get support of true Christians. And advices on the questions I might have. I'll need your help to stay on the true path, I'm still young, so support me on my path to Jesus Christ.
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Thank you, Pastor Ezekiel. I'm here to learn and get support of true Christians. And advices on the questions I might have. I'll need your help to stay on the true path, I'm still young, so support me on my path to Jesus Christ.
Welcome in the name of our LORD and savior, JESUS.

Please note that around here, True Christians is capitalized and should include the trademark symbol that someday someone will teach me.

What do you consider young?

I worked with a guy with Lithuanian roots back in my Cathylick days. He was asking for counsel about whether he should bring his family to the US and if that was preferable to his returning to Lithuania to be with them. I pointed him to Expedia and wished him well. My answer would have been different had he not been an atheist, having renounced all devotion to our LORD. I suspect his plane probably crashed since he was such a god mocker.

Hey, we're so pleased that you're here I look forward to learning more about your walk with JESUS and what makes you want to leap tall buildings when you hear His Name.

Brother Larry
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Default Re: Hello everyone - 10-06-2013, 08:42 AM

Thank you for pointing out my error. I'm 30 years old, so I'm still young and have ways to go.
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Default Re: Hello everyone - 10-06-2013, 09:25 AM

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Thank you for pointing out my error. I'm 30 years old, so I'm still young and have ways to go.
Yes, you do, but you're off to a great start!

Let no man despise thy youth; but be thou an example of the believers, in word, in conversation, in charity, in spirit, in faith, in purity. (I Timothy 4:12)

Welcome to Landover, Jack.

Yours in Him,

Pastor Ed



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