[Witch Hammer]

Myself, I use a good old fashioned knout. Nothin' says lovin' like a series of well placed blows with this baby:



I've saved my wife and children from damnation and hellfire dozens of times with with it. Highly recommended!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

One of the only good things I discovered when I was living in Fresno, CA was manzanita branches. God only lets manzanita grow in certain places, and the California foothills is one them. On my days off, I'd drive up into the foothills to get away from all the Mexicans, and there was manzanita growing EVERYWHERE.

The wood is really hard, and the branches are really gnarly and twisted, making for a spread out contact area, leaving lots of minor bruises but no deep tissue damage!

[Nobar King]

Nothing wrong with just using a wooden spoon.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Nothing beats just laying her down flat, putting a washcloth over her face, and pouring a pitcher of water over her nose and mouth for a good solid minute or two.

[Jack O'fagan]

Originally Posted by Witch Hammer

Myself, I use a good old fashioned knout. Nothin' says lovin' like a series of well placed blows with this baby:



I've saved my wife and children from damnation and hellfire dozens of times with with it. Highly recommended!

And of course something very similar was Jesus's weapon of choice when He needed to get 'tooled up'.

John 2:15
And when he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of the temple, and the sheep, and the oxen; and poured out the changers' money, and overthrew the tables;


Plus swords, we all know He liked swords.

YIC

Jack

[lukasekman]

I use branches, PVC pipes and wooden spoons. My wife is also skilled in using the rolling pin when our kids distract her when baking.

Thanks for the tip about manzanita branches. I'll try to get some of them for better discipline.

[lukasekman]

Another good rod of correction is a dumbbell without attached plates (weight 5 lbs).

[John Creeser]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

Nothing wrong with just using a wooden spoon.

That brings back memories, Mom used this on me. Dad his leather belt, his confederate flag buckle belt is still embedded on my backside.

I like to walk Abigail out into the forest where I pick a long spruce branch.

"How's this one look Abigail? Fitting of a True Christian™? Don't lie, it will only make it worse."

I have her sit while and watch as I take my time stripping it of foliage to a fine tuned whispy wooden whip.

The effectiveness of correction is outstanding!!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by John Creeser

I like to walk Abigail out into the forest where I pick a long spruce branch.

"How's this one look Abigail? Fitting of a True Christian™? Don't lie, it will only make it worse."

My husband allows me to go out and find a switch for him to use when he feels led by the Holy Spirit to offer some "corrective advice." If I t big find one that isn't adequate enough, he'll find a better one. My children have learned a valuable lesson themselves - don't let Father pick the switch! Find one first!




Personally, when disciplining my children, I like to be resourceful and use whatever is around.

Originally Posted by John Creeser

The effectiveness of correction is outstanding!!

Indeed! The LORD tells us the effectiveness of correction yields "peaceable fruit of righteousness." (Hebrews 12:11) Now who wouldn't want that in their family?

[Levi Jones]

I say why mess with perfection? It was good enough for Abraham, Jesus and Moses.

It's good enough for my children.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

As many of you know, I am a collector....

[Sammy The Penitent]

Originally Posted by Witch Hammer

Myself, I use a good old fashioned knout. Nothin' says lovin' like a series of well placed blows with this baby:



I've saved my wife and children from damnation and hellfire dozens of times with with it. Highly recommended!

These have become very popular in South Africa lately.

YIC

[Alphonse Alban]

Originally Posted by Sammy The Penitent

These have become very popular in South Africa lately.

YIC

Hmm, apparently there is a whole magazine for that genre of rod of corrections. Maybe everything out of britland is not so bad after all.

[husbandslover]

Originally Posted by Witch Hammer

Myself, I use a good old fashioned knout. Nothin' says lovin' like a series of well placed blows with this baby:



I've saved my wife and children from damnation and hellfire dozens of times with with it. Highly recommended!

Ouch! This looks quite painful! What is the name of this? I certainly would not want to be whipped by this!