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Default DANGER: Halloween now more popular than Christmas - 10-26-2018, 09:12 PM

Friends, these are dark times indeed. It has come to my attention that only 34% of American Children celebrate Christmas religiously, whereas 97% of American children celebrate Halloween. They do so with such enthusiasm they plan for months in advance to dress up in creepy, frightening, and sinful costumes! A Pagan holiday protected by the liberals, a child can get arrested for wearing Blackface (so much for "diversity"), but the child who goes door to door dressed as Lena Dunham gets extra candies. We now have "Cosplay" conventions to legitimize Halloween year round, and they even give college scholarships to the person dressed in the most shameful character.

Jack-o'-lanterns, apple dunking, and costumes all have their roots in Sorcery, Witchcraft and Satanism. Some people may think it's all good fun, but then they are not aware of these things going on Satan's Holiest High Holiday:

Child Sacrifices
Children are sacrificed on altars after invoking the power and tutelage of Satan, who then brings the child back to life with no memory of the event.
If your child goes Trick-or-Treating and doesn't remember being led to some barren field or empty warehouse or basement of some suburban McMansion, they might have been brainwashed by Satanists to forget the entire event.
Harry Potter
While many people have long since concluded the Harry Potter series is a harmless coming of age story set in an imaginary reality that includes magic (the Catholic Church even goes so far as to say it's a story about bravery and friendship!), the Truth is JK Rowling is a real live witch who is responsible for indoctrinating hundreds of thousands of youths to follow her and pledge their services to her leader Satan. Every time you see a young person with unnaturally colored hair, tattoos, piercings in weird and unflattering places, thick soled boots, Apple earbuds, or an unnatural pet (like a snake, lizard, bird, or chinchilla), you can thank Rowling for sending Satan one more soul to fill his demonic cauldron.
4000 Years of Ghosts and Demons
The "High Holy Days" of Satanists and Pagans started in Europe around 4000 years ago. During their Midnight Black Masses, Witches and Satanists call forth the spirits of those who have died over the last 4000 years. Satan lets them out of Hell just long enough to haunt and harass children who go Trick-or-Treating, then magically erasing their memories so they cannot tell their parents what happened to them. However, the experiences lives deep in their memory engrams, inspiring them to leave the Christian faith when they grow up.
Opening the Door to Trick-or-Treaters Opens Your Home to Demons
It's an old myth that demons have to be invited into your home. That's Drakula. All Satan's minions need is access. Opening the door to Trick-or-Treaters, like adopting a child from a shithole country or shaking hands with a Sodomite, gives them permission to enter and rummage around in one's home, interfere with the family, and sometimes have been known to give the family dog fleas. If you or your children have ever had nightmares, lost things of value in the home, or have a child you suspect of being queer as a three dollar bill, you might have an infestation of demons.

Secret Recording of Celebration Feast Following Indoctrination of New Recruits on Halloween




“The word holiday means “holy day.” But there is nothing holy about Halloween. The root word of Halloween is hallow, which means “holy, consecrated and set apart for service.” If this holiday is hallowed, whose service is it set apart for? The answer to that question is very easy—Lucifer’s!”
–Kimberly Daniels, "Why Celebrating Halloween is Dangerous"
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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Child Sacrifices
Children are sacrificed on altars after invoking the power and tutelage of Satan, who then brings the child back to life with no memory of the event.
My best friend from childhood, Sarah Jane, was sacrificed to Satan. She didn't have any memory of it until a few years ago when she underwent hypnosis. Luckily, she was able to get her parents put into jail for a long, long time!


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4000 Years of Ghosts and Demons
The "High Holy Days" of Satanists and Pagans started in Europe around 4000 years ago. During their Midnight Black Masses, Witches and Satanists call forth the spirits of those who have died over the last 4000 years.

DEELY BOPPERS
I'm getting asked questions about deely boppers. Typically the fools want to know where they can buy them, failing to understand the four thousand year history of demonic imagery and the genetic memories evoked as you have described. From King Tut and the emperor Nero right up to the present day, devils have taken advantage of human knowledge. At this time of year their plan is to attach to our nervous systems and divert its signals to themselves for a titillating orgy of anguish, grief and despair. Notice in the picture how deely boppers (the things worn on the head) have metal springs and a firm grip on the scalp. Cleopatra did not wear deely boppers. Why not? The answer is alarming but needs to be addressed.

THE HEADBAND
Notice how the headband is positioned? It grips tightly right across and immediately above the sensory cortex, highlighted in the brain illustration. When a reveller participates during halloween, whatever sensations there are are processed here. The ganja for example and the casual embraces which follow. The ouija board. The séance or the black mass. The house visits:

KNOCK KNOCK “Oh! Hello, what a microscopic Tarzan costume you're wearing!”
“Yes.”
“Would you like a jelly bean?”
“Thank you!”
“If you're thirsty I have some dubious fruit punch inside – would you like to come in?”

Whatever follows will activate the sensory cortex, probably a lot. Secured to the headband are two metal springs. The electric field across the scalp is transmitted via the "springs" to whatever attaches itself, in the same way an aerial transmits radio signals to your device. The voltage at the jelly bean debauch is greatest between the two springs, hence the design of the deely boppers, and demons can attach directly or broadcast using the geomagnetic field as a "carrier" modulated by your brain experience. Demons need the human body to bridge the infinite gulf between light and darkness because they only exist in darkness themselves. For now it's like a mist they can reach out from to get sensations from living humans and halloween combined with apparatus like this heightens their delight.

Christians neither delight in sensuality nor celebrate the demons who do. Halloween does both. But like that jelly bean, eventually dissolved by sucking on it, once the devils have siphoned your sensations away there's nothing left and for them only darkness remains. For you, family members enquiring about the latest "retro" deely boppers need to be reminded, it's worse than that. The brain will be gone but you will remain, unspeakable suffering in the worst of all locations: HELL FOREVER!
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Default Re: DANGER: Halloween now more popular than Christmas - 10-06-2022, 02:11 AM

Along with Satan is his cast of friends, liberals and Trump haters. Anyone in or near Freehold wearing a costume disrespectful of President Trump will be in a lot of trouble.



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Along with Satan is his cast of friends, liberals and Trump haters. Anyone in or near Freehold wearing a costume disrespectful of President Trump will be in a lot of trouble.

You are absolutely right. Alec Baldwin wore a costume disrespectful of President Trump on some TV show. That wasn't a good decision.


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Default Re: DANGER: Halloween now more popular than Christmas - 10-06-2022, 08:07 AM

What about a Joe Biden pumpkin?
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You are absolutely right. Alec Baldwin wore a costume disrespectful of President Trump on some TV show. That wasn't a good decision.
Correct. Somehow a live round got into his box of blanks and a lady was killed, ruining his film and stopping him from running his mouth on TV. They still haven't figured out how it happened (Top Secret).


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Default Re: DANGER: Halloween now more popular than Christmas - 10-10-2022, 04:01 AM

I hate to play favorites in politics, it always gets me in trouble. That said, I REALLY like old Mrs. Johnson on Devine Street. Every year she posts a Godly message to any kids daring to come around Treat or Treating:




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Default Re: DANGER: Halloween now more popular than Christmas - 10-10-2022, 04:23 AM

I really like the careful linking of "Patriotic" and "Christian". I don't see how anyone who is not a True Christian™ can properly love and support America.

True Christians™ from other countries know that Jesus has a special place in His heart for America and they are wise enough to stand with our country in all matters.

People in this country who don't stand 100% behind everything our (Republican) leaders do and love America with their whole hearts and then turn around and claim to be Christians are just fooling themselves.


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Default Re: DANGER: Halloween now more popular than Christmas - 10-10-2022, 03:15 PM

This dangerous trend of Halloween becoming a flat out celebration of Satan is coming close to home. I just learned Ames, IA, about an hour north of Freehold, a liberal college town, is going to hold a WITCH'S WALK" celebration. It will involve people admiring witches, music and behavior very much in keeping with what Satan wants.

I've been on the phone trying to stop it. I reached Ames Mayor John Haila and gave him an earful. I was just getting to the scripture I wanted to read to him when he interrupted and said, "Johny, nice talking to you, busy day, gotta run. See you around soon." Then he hung up!

That was really rude. I was trying to help the Mayor guide his community in the Christian direction. What could be less Christian than a "Witches Walk?" I hate to say this, but with a name like "Haila" we may be talking about a Mayor who is not a Christian.




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Default Re: DANGER: Halloween now more popular than Christmas - 10-10-2022, 11:37 PM

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Satan. This year it's a "fun" parade all done up in gold skirts and homemade brooms. It's the same old story and Christians were sick of hearing it millennia ago. As promised, any day now Christ will be returning and where will the golden skirts and pointy hats be then? Of course as the years go by, mission creep becomes established and although it's a lighthearted spectacle in 2022, what will it be next year or the year after that? Outright demonic trances? Walking on hot coals? Blowing up churches – just to be in keeping with the overall theme you understand. Is that a baby? We'll take that for roasting later. Please don't raise a fuss, we don't want to have you arrested for cultural insensitivity.

How could anyone admire a witch? Well, the answer is straightforward. Satan introduces heathen motifs to start with, in a fun way, joining the dots perhaps or some other diversion. The message is clear but to start with, here's a couple of examples.

"fun" wizard"fun" witch"fun" dots

Satan's pretence of an amusing way to pass a day or two, admittedly with over-intoxication and lewd displays dressed up as costume parties, soon morphs into outright paganism. Exactly as he planned. But here at Landover we have a Pastoral team ever on the lookout for such debauchery and ever willing to bring it to our attention. I will not be including any future costume suggestions. Suffice it to say they parallel developments in drawing and dots-joining which are best left to the imagination. Or better, not imagined at all. Jesus is not constrained by time as we are and He already knows what's coming up. Satan before long will release his full venom and Christians need to be aware of his cunning plan.

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Default Re: DANGER: Halloween now more popular than Christmas - 10-10-2022, 11:51 PM

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I really like the careful linking of "Patriotic" and "Christian". I don't see how anyone who is not a True Christian™ can properly love and support America.
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What could be less Christian than a "Witches Walk?"
Amen, our Puritan forebears rooted out and killed witches. Witches were our enemy long before the British. This pagan ritual out in Ames is about as patriotic and American as hoisting up the Union Jack and playing "Rule Britannia" while pledging allegiance to King Charles. What's worse is that it seems to be aimed at children. Always Satan will seek to corrupt the souls of the young and impressionable.


 

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