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Re: Ten Questions to Ask Your History Teacher -
11-12-2009, 01:08 AM
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Re: Ten Questions to Ask Your History Teacher -
11-12-2009, 02:19 AM
Now, if I were to urge any of my own poor scribblings for you to shamelessly rip off use as guidance for the faithful, I would only be making meaningless noise like a loud gong or a clanging cymbal (I Cor. 13:1).
Though I might mention in humility that I did once write a tribute in song to the greatest Republican Christian this nation will ever see:
http://www.someareboojums.org/blog/?p=35
I am the very model of a modern Christian President,
My sanctified advisers are both transient and resident,
I know our planet’s history in milestones theological,
From Genesis to Malachi (but nothing geological).
I’m very well acquainted too with matters exegetical,
I parse the scientific into holy and heretical,
In embryonic stem cells, I see Satan’s plan to capture us,
But space-based X-ray lasers make me positively rapturous!
But space-based X-ray lasers make him positively rapturous,
But space-based X-ray lasers make him positively rapturous,
But space-based X-ray lasers make him positively raptu- rapturous!
I will not rest until our era cuts off at the Holocene,
And all our high school students have Intelligent Designer genes.
In short, with pious counselors both transient and resident,
I am the very model of a modern Christian president!
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Pat Robertson’s advice for me has never failed to fascinate —
Especially which foreign leader we should now assassinate.
To pick Supreme Court justices, I never have to wait and see –
Pat puckers up his eyes and asks the Lord to make a vacancy!
For drilling in the Holy Land, I’ve always had a softer side,
Don’t tell me of the Hubbert Peak — it’s Providence that will provide.
My daddy and his daddy knew their bidness King Faroukh-ular,
But never bring it up with me, because I might go nucular!
But never bring it up with him, because he might go nucular,
But never bring it up with him, because he might go nucular,
But never bring it up with him, because he might go nucu- nucular!
I don’t believe in global warming; Kyoto is anathema.
I haven’t put the weather in my plans — and neither has FEMA,
But still, with pious counselors both transient and resident,
I am the very model of a modern Christian president!
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When I can tell you what is meant by adenine or cytosine,
When I can tell by sight a PCR tank from a bread machine,
When I’ve acquired the rudiments of epidemiology,
And list the latex virtues with no hint of an apology,
When I know any factor that gives rise to tropical cyclones,
When I know more of physics than our mascot did at Skull and Bones,
When I have mastered any part of of basic science policy,
You’ll have a Christian president who clearly isn’t all at sea!
We’ll have a Christian president who clearly isn’t all at sea,
We’ll have a Christian president who clearly isn’t all at sea,
We’ll have a Christian president who clearly isn’t all-at-all-at-sea!
For, although in sacred matters I’m a walking, talking Pentium,
In science I have only reached the early first millennium.
But still, with pious counselors both transient and resident,
I am the very model of a modern Christian president!
Copyright © 2005 Jim Easter.
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Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 11-12-2009 at 02:43 AM.
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Re: Ten Questions to Ask Your History Teacher -
11-12-2009, 02:36 AM
With this and the " A Few of our favorite things" song, we should record an album (sadly, MC Pastor Deacon Fred and His Funky Crewed Posse are having creative differences after recording their first 4 songs. )
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Re: Ten Questions to Ask Your History Teacher -
11-12-2009, 02:55 AM
Well, I have been directed by power greater than myself to write a song in praise of a pure leader from the far North, but the revelation is not yet complete. I'll have my voices call your voices, K?
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Re: Ten Questions to Ask Your History Teacher -
11-12-2009, 03:17 AM
Your Pastor must be very proud of you. I'm impressed with your writing and musical skills and feel inclined to forgive you for pre-stealing Brother Jeb's topic.
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Re: Ten Questions to Ask Your History Teacher -
04-12-2010, 10:22 AM
Patrick Taylor writes:
"The problem with the Revolutionists is they think that macro-revolutions (as opposed to the normal and accepted micro-revolutions) can randomly turn one country into another, but you don’t ever see Denmark turning into Singapore, do you? And if Canada and the US descended from the United Kingdom, how come the British Isles still exist? Huh? How come??
Obviously, it’s all the work of an Intelligent Geographer!"
Well said. And where's the missing link between Britain and Canada? Where's is the cold rainy island filled with misquitos where people with bad teeth and frostbite say "'ello guvna, eh?"
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Re: Ten Questions to Ask Your History Teacher -
04-12-2010, 05:57 PM
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Well said. And where's the missing link between Britain and Canada? Where's is the cold rainy island filled with misquitos where people with bad teeth and frostbite say "'ello guvna, eh?"
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04-13-2010, 06:00 AM
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Victoria/Vancouver Island?
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You don't even know how right you are. Victoria doesn't even know what a "building code" is.
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Re: Ten Questions to Ask Your History Teacher -
01-25-2018, 08:01 PM
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Just to clarify here: The "Normans" are a group of people from "Normandy," a geographic location in France. The "Normans" are certainly not a group of people named Norman. William the Conqueror, did IN FACT, lead the Normans (a group of people from France, not people named "Norman") to conquer the the southern part of the British island in 1066.
Secondly, there is an amazing amount of evidence supporting George Washington's existence. Continental Congress records, archived letters referencing him, his own personal papers. Not to mention army records, land ownership papers and personal property. Also, just because there "are no photographs of a person" does not mean they didn't exist. We don't have photographs of Jesus, Moses, Noah, Adam or any of the Biblical Kings, but we still believe that they existed. Photography was invented in the early 1800s, and was not perfected within Washinton's lifetime.
Thirdly, when the Revolutionary war is described as being won by a series of small victories, it does not describe : "random, undirected sequence of military engagements." They weren't random attacks, they were targeted to have the maximum effect with minimal resources. They were certainly directed, the Continental Army was led by a great many leaders, George Washington, John Burgoyne, Howe, etc (see http://americanrevwar.homestead.com/files/GENERALS.htm)
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You see, the problem with making a claim is that you must then support said claim with evidence and logic. Just stating a thing as fact, like George Washington existed because we have paintings of the man, should be met with the same skepticism we reserve for the Muslim who says Buraq existed and took Muhammad up the Heaven and back again because we we have paintings of the beast.
A historical character existed because there exists a painting of it?
After all this time, the atheist still cannot refute the Truth. What an exhausting life it must be to work so hard to constantly try to deny reality.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Ten Questions to Ask Your History Teacher -
02-04-2018, 10:29 AM
Exhausting would be the least of it! And all the other mumbojumbo they have to twist their heads around, "an image of the moon is not an idol" for example despite God actually explaining what an idol is in exhaustive detail. And then there's their odious "prophet" whose actions utterly refute any connection with actual Prophets in The Bible. When, for example, the socialist teacher starts promoting false religions as culturally significant there's a great opportunity to raise QUESTION 1 ORIGIN OF GOVERNMENTS .. (#1) since not only do the desert realms claim magic horses flying up as evidence for their tyrants' right to rule but a whole other raft of demonic hallucinations too! These wretches have the most rotten form of government ever all they seem to do is run around murdering each other which pretty well defines what NO GOVERNMENT looks like. Ask your teacher about that! Do the claims of those leaders, concerning origins of the sharia, stack up?
Point out what God said:
Leviticus 26:3-6 If ye walk in my statutes, and keep my commandments, and do them; Then I will give you rain in due season, and the land shall yield her increase, and the trees of the field shall yield their fruit. And your threshing shall reach unto the vintage, and the vintage shall reach unto the sowing time: and ye shall eat your bread to the full, and dwell in your land safely. And I will give peace in the land, and ye shall lie down, and none shall make you afraid: and I will rid evil beasts out of the land, neither shall the sword go through your land. If indeed the mohammedan leaders were following God as they claim, their world would not be like it is. Remind your teacher that in every respect these places demonstrate the exact opposite of what God promised for those who walk in His statutes and keep His commandments. Therefore the clerics and ayatollahs and sultans and princes or whatever they call themselves are lying when they arrogate Divine privilege to themselves which has produced a collapsed society. The the socialist promotion of false religions as culturally significant therefore has no merit and as such is deceptive.
Say to your teacher, "Why are you deceiving me? Either you don't know what it's like in those countries in which case you are lying about having knowledge or you do know but are lying about what goes on there."
Then make a statement of fact: "Liars should not teach!"
This applies to secularist schools. Christian educators do know and tell you The Truth. But be aware that many teachers claiming to be Christians are not Christians at all. Usually in that case they don't even know what's in The Bible. Read it. Don't be afraid to question them. If they are liars they need to be told. Don't be afraid to tell them.
But the first thing is to read The Bible.
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