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Russia bans lacy panties! -
02-21-2014, 10:50 PM
Putin's Godly Russia has done yet another crackdown on sexual indecency, this time by outlawing whorish lingerie. Hopefully everyone who owns or wears them will be sent to ice cold labor camps in Siberia and tortured. The ban will also apply to Putin's dominions of Belarus and Kazakhstan. Prasie Jesus!!!
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2014/02...y-persecution/
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Russian ban on lacy lingerie meets cries of panty persecution
MOSCOW – A trade ban on lacy lingerie has Russian consumers and their neighbors with their knickers in a twist.
The ban will outlaw any underwear containing less than 6 percent cotton from being imported, made, or sold in Russia, Belarus and Kazakhstan. And it has struck a chord in societies where La Perla and Victoria's Secret are panty paradises compared to Soviet-era cotton underwear, which was often about as flattering and shapely as drapery.
On Sunday, 30 women protesters in Kazakhstan were arrested and thrown into police vans while wearing lace underwear on their heads and shouting "Freedom to panties!"
The ban in those three countries was first outlined in 2010 by the Eurasian Economic Commission, which regulates the customs union, and it won't go into effect until July 1. But a consumer outcry against it already is reaching a fever pitch.
Photographs comparing sexy modern underwear to outdated, Soviet goods began spreading on Facebook and Twitter on Sunday, as women and men alike railed against the prospective changes.
"As a rule, lacy underwear ... is literally snatched off the shelves," said Alisa Sapardiyeva, the manager of a lingerie store in Moscow, DD-Shop, as she flicked through her colorful wares. "If you take that away again, the buyer is going to be the one who suffers the most."
According to the Russian Textile Businesses Union, more than $4 billion worth of underwear is sold in Russia annually, and 80 percent of the goods sold are foreign made. Analysts have estimated that 90 percent of products would disappear from shelves, if the ban goes into effect this summer as planned.
The Eurasian Economic Commission declined to comment Monday, saying it was preparing to issue a statement about the underwear ban.
While consumer outrage may force customs union officials to compromise, many see the underwear ban as yet another example of the misguided economic policies that have become a trademark of many post-Soviet countries.
Sunday's panty protest in Kazakhstan followed a larger demonstration the day before against a 19 percent devaluation of the country's currency, the tenge.
Other people laughed off the panty ban, seeing it as yet another attempt to add regulations and controls to an already byzantine bureaucracy in the three countries.
"I think (the girls)... will still have the opportunity to wear it (synthetic underwear) whether you can buy it in Russia or not," said 22-year-old Muscovite Trifon Gadzhikasimov, noting that most of his friends travel abroad regularly. "I think this is just another silly law that shows the ineffectiveness of our government."
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Re: Russia bans lacy panties! -
02-21-2014, 11:07 PM
Praise Him indeed! The russkies are doing so many things right. I pray that they will soon renounce the worship of finger bones and paintings in favor of True Christianity™.
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Re: Russia bans lacy panties! -
02-21-2014, 11:18 PM
So, our pastors have been breeding dogs to sell to the Russian Police right? And they're going to be sniffer dogs, only instead of sniffing for drugs and explosives, they'll be after panties, right?
Finally I've managed to make sense of that nonsensical rumor, that "there's a lot of panty-sniffers among the pastors".
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Re: Russia bans lacy panties! -
02-22-2014, 12:17 AM
This helps support America's cotton industry so I am all for it.
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Re: Russia bans lacy panties! -
02-22-2014, 12:55 AM
I believe this is further proof of the miraculous transformation of Russian society that is the result of the work of a single Godly man. That man is President Brother Vladimir Putin, the first Christian to rule the Rus and possibly the only Christian in a position of power in the whole world today.
God bless you and keep you, President Brother Vladimir Putin. We thrill to your exploits here in America and we often speak wistfully of how wonderful it would be if you were a natural born American and able to ascend the presidential throne.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Russia bans lacy panties! -
02-22-2014, 01:18 AM
Soviet Russia elects this...
"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)
"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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Re: Russia bans lacy panties! -
02-22-2014, 01:19 AM
USA elects...
"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)
"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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Re: Russia bans lacy panties! -
02-23-2014, 01:37 AM
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Soviet Russia elects this...
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Is this what Putin's hair looks like when he doesn't shave?
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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Re: Russia bans lacy panties! -
02-23-2014, 02:21 AM
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