[Uncle Rutherford]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

I do not give praise lightly but this time I must say that I'm mighty pleased with the efforts of Ol' Unca Ruther. Cleaning my septic tanks and pipes is no easy task and requires astonishing amounts of wits, which would be impossible for the common black man and has proved quite hard for some of our own white trashbrethren, such as (let's not mention his full name) F-M-chine. I must also add that I'm very happy that the physical stamina and strength of Unca Ruther has not deteriorated during his darkie recovery process.

However, you have no reason to be complacent. There IS a nasty clog in the complex drainage system of the Flint mansion and I need you here asap.

Nothing makes me happier than cleanin those clogs out for someone as heavenly as you! Oh yes M̶a̶s̶t̶e̶r̶ Pastor Ezekiel! I am on my way immediately M̶a̶s̶t̶e̶r̶ Pastor Ezekiel!

[Isabella White]

I so hope that I have not missed the nominating process, dear Brother Mayor Hold, but as I am not quite sure of the timing for this, I would like to offer a suggestion, before I forget.

After having read so many of the messages here, I do feel, very keenly, that there is no one more worthy of a nomination for this award, than our very own Mr. Rutherford. It is my hope that others will agree, and that his nomination will be his ticket to being successful.

There are a few reasons for my nomination. The first of which is that ever since Mr. Rutherford arrived on the doorstep of , he has shown a quiet willingness to change: a desire to adapt to a situation which must have been rather challenging for him. Not once have I heard of him criticizing the servants of ; rather, he has tried his best to accept the fact that we are correct, thanks to our steadfast dedication to the .

Mr. Rutherford has shown a refreshing honesty, a remarkable willingness to learn, a desire to be helpful to those within our church community, and -- most importantly -- a hunger to serve the with all of his heart.

To that, I might add that Mr. Rutherford has been steadfast in his devotion to the work of , and to our beloved , as we work together to serve Almighty with all of our might. Mr. Rutherford has never wavered, so far as I can tell, and it appears that he has every intention of fulfilling any and all obligations that are presented before him.

For example, rather than looting stores, stealing cars, rioting and setting places of business on fire repeatedly, Mr. Rutherford has shown that change is possible. He demonstrates that he is willing to live by the Word of , as found within the :

I Peter 3:8-11:
8 Finally, be ye all of one mind, having compassion one of another, love as brethren, be pitiful, be courteous:
9 Not rendering evil for evil, or railing for railing: but contrariwise blessing; knowing that ye are thereunto called, that ye should inherit a blessing.
10 For he that will love life, and see good days, let him refrain his tongue from evil, and his lips that they speak no guile:
11 Let him eschew evil, and do good; let him seek peace, and ensue it.

It is my hope and prayer that Mr. Rutherford will be considered for nomination. Quite simply, I can think of nobody more qualified, and more dedicated, for this most prestigious award! And, I do thank you, dear Brother Mayor Hold, and Committee members, for your consideration of my nomination.

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by Isabella White

. . . I would like to offer a suggestion, [. . .] I do feel, very keenly, that there is no one more worthy of a nomination for this award, than our very own Mr. Rutherford. It is my hope that others will agree, and that his nomination will be his ticket to being successful. [. . .] Mr. Rutherford has shown that change is possible. . .

After Brother Rutherford has become successful, can he change into a shirt with sleeves? I just think that it would be more respectful to Jesus.

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by handmaiden

After Brother Rutherford has become successful, can he change into a shirt with sleeves? I just think that it would be more respectful to Jesus.

Oh, I do think that that is an excellent suggestion, dear Sister Handmaiden; although, perhaps Mr. Rutherford has not had the financial means to outfit himself properly as of late. Once he gets on his feet a bit more, and earns a bit more money, then I am sure it's just a matter of time before he makes a change in clothing, and in his general appearance. Goodness knows that it's not like he looks like the fellow in the photo, below, so all the more reason for a change!

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by Isabella White

Oh, I do think that that is an excellent suggestion, dear Sister Handmaiden; although, perhaps Mr. Rutherford has not had the financial means to outfit himself properly as of late. Once he gets on his feet a bit more, and earns a bit more money, then I am sure it's just a matter of time before he makes a change in clothing, and in his general appearance. Goodness knows that it's not like he looks like the fellow in the photo, below, so all the more reason for a change!

Well, no wonder that fellow doesn't wear any sleeves! They probably all tear when he transforms from his secret mild-mannered scientist persona.

[Johny Joe Hold]

The Committee just concluded its deliberations and declared Uncle Rutherford to be Ex Negro Achievement Award winner for 2021. Congratulations from the Ex Negro Achievement Award Committee.

Landover Baptist and the City of Freehold are proud of Uncle Rutherford's accomplishments.

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by WWJDnow

Is it OK for ex-negroes to marry white women? I don't think I could go along with that.

Of course not. Even if a negroid is Certified© as an Ex-Negro, they are still Sons of Ham. Like having a stolen car recovered. You might get it fixed, it might have nice paint but you know it is violated.

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

The Committee just concluded its deliberations and declared Uncle Rutherford to be Ex Negro Achievement Award winner for 2021. Congratulations from the Ex Negro Achievement Award Committee.

Landover Baptist and the City of Freehold are proud of Uncle Rutherford's accomplishments.

Well, no one can ever say we at Landover are not a forgiving group of people who look past a persons shortcomings and failures at life providing them with a second chance, no matter how fruitless.
Does this mean he gets the cover of the Rice box?

[Uncle Rutherford]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

The Committee just concluded its deliberations and declared Uncle Rutherford to be Ex Negro Achievement Award winner for 2021. Congratulations from the Ex Negro Achievement Award Committee.

Landover Baptist and the City of Freehold are proud of Uncle Rutherford's accomplishments.

I will refrain from jumpin’ up and down and dancin on the street in excitement as part of my training in the Ex-Nigra rehabilitation program in Freehold has taught me to refrain from being an annoyance in church. I will say this though, that I am ever so grateful to accept the award and being recognized for overcoming the trials and tribulations that it takes to be Saved ™️ as someone who once called themselves a “Nigra”. It is definitely a lot of work, and I am ever so proud to accept this award. I will not stop here though, I will continue to work as hard as I ever did when it came to cleaning Pastor Ezekiel’s pipes and septic system. I hope to inspire that Godless and hellbound nigras that if they work hard enough at it, they too can also be saved (not holdin’ my breath on that though hahaha).

As to the women of Freehold judgin’ how I dress on days that aren’t Sunday, may I kindly remind them of 1 Timothy 2:12. "But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."

This has inspired me to work harder in the hopes of achieving that coveted title of “Honorary White Man”. Praise Jesus in all his glory!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Uncle Rutherford

This has inspired me to work harder in the hopes of achieving that coveted title of “Honorary White Man”. Praise Jesus in all his glory!

I am always warmed by the kindness of we white people in Freehold. There is just one tiny item I need to mention to all of our equality minded citizens.

Uncle Rutherford's new higher status could mean someone is thinking, "Gosh, this fellow is so wonderful, I'd like to have him work for me. I'll just mosey on over to Pastor Zeke's house and offer Uncle more money than he is receiving from Pastor Zeke." This would be good for Uncle Rutherford but bad for anyone who would do such a thing. It might even rise to the category of sin.

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

Does this mean he gets the cover of the Rice box?

According to the liberals, it's racist now to put a Negro on a rice box or a syrup bottle, or an Injun on butter. They won't stop until racial equality is achieved, and the only people left on corporate logos are white folks.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Even after Creflo Dollar graduated from some unknown ex Negro program he still dances as he did before. We are proud Uncle Rutherford will not be seen dancing like this:

[James Hutchins]

I talked (in person mind you) to Brother (they call each other that, don't they?) Rutherford the other day. I was impressed that he spoke American, did not have 'that smell' and dressed like a decent person.
It is proof that the {Power of Prayer can overcome all obstacles in life and even the most deplorable, depraved person have a chance to rise up to be noticed by God Himself.
Like so many of his ilk, Brother Rutherford has an advantage in that he is able to stand out in a crowd due to his Ex-Negroid status.
I look forward to seeing him sitting INSIDE the Crystal Cathedral in one of the back rows as I pass working my up to the front.


God bless Jesus, Pastor Ezekiel and America too. Acceptance, that is what it is all about.

[Johny Joe Hold]

When I'm going around Freehold some people stop me and ask why our Committee chose Uncle Rutherford over other good candidates. They especially wonder because there was an announcement recently another Negro will be a keynote speaker at a big event in nearby West Des Moines. This fellow is football player Brandon Copeland.

To be truthful, Mr. Copeland was one of the other finalists. He graduated from the same prestigious Wharton School as President Trump. He has several businesses and is an investment advisor while still a line backer. In those ways he qualifies as an ex Negro.

The Committee passed over Mr. Copeland, however, because he is operating at a higher level of sports and business than many white people. Uncle Rutherford, on the other hand, continues to clean sewer pipes for Pastor Zeke. When an ex Negro starts gathering large crowds, making huge sums of money and crowds out opportunities for white people the Committee becomes wary.

NFL's Brandon Copeland headlines WDM Black and Brown Business Summit (desmoinesregister.com)

[Uncle Rutherford]

Upon hearing the news of Derek Chauvin being found guilty of all counts, I weep as an ex-Nigra. Does the Nigra race have to arrest innocent police officers doin their job just so they can get away with lootin and dancin on the streets hoopin?? After hearing that Al Sharpton gathered everyone for a prayer of blessing George lazy Floyd, I want to ask all my white friends at Landover Baptist Church to pray for the safety of Derek Chauvin in prison and that he may soon get a pardon from True President ™️ Donald J Trump©.

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by Uncle Rutherford

Upon hearing the news of Derek Chauvin being found guilty of all counts, I weep as an ex-Nigra. Does the Nigra race have to arrest innocent police officers doin their job just so they can get away with lootin and dancin on the streets hoopin?? After hearing that Al Sharpton gathered everyone for a prayer of blessing George lazy Floyd, I want to ask all my white friends at Landover Baptist Church to pray for the safety of Derek Chauvin in prison and that he may soon get a pardon from True President ™️ Donald J Trump©.

It is true. Chauvin was just doing his job. All those police officers out there shooting and choking and clubbing and whatnot are doing their jobs. If more black people are dying these days, it is because the police are working overtime just to keep up. But does anybody praise them for all the extra effort that they put in?


No. All everyone does is complain. No wonder there are so many mass shootings these days. The police are overworked, and good, everyday white people are just trying to ensure the safety of others. The stress is bound to make any honest gun owner stumble here and there.

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by Uncle Rutherford

Upon hearing the news of Derek Chauvin being found guilty of all counts, I weep as an ex-Nigra. Does the Nigra race have to arrest innocent police officers doin their job just so they can get away with lootin and dancin on the streets hoopin?? After hearing that Al Sharpton gathered everyone for a prayer of blessing George lazy Floyd, I want to ask all my white friends at Landover Baptist Church to pray for the safety of Derek Chauvin in prison and that he may soon get a pardon from True President ™️ Donald J Trump©.

Gorilla Floyd was a dangerous criminal who attempted to use counterfeit currency to cause inflation and destroy President Trump's astounding economic growth. He was clearly inspired by his "bruddas" in Zimbabwe to commit these acts of economic terrorism. All Chauvin did was take that criminal mastermind off the streets for good. He should've gotten a medal.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes

Gorilla Floyd was a dangerous criminal who attempted to use counterfeit currency to cause inflation and destroy President Trump's astounding economic growth.

Speaking of President Trump, his laser focus gets things done. He wanted to scare Nance Pa-lo-see and his people broke into the Capitol--she was scared witless.

I'm thinking President Trump will call for a mass jail break to free this wrongfully convicted police officer. Trump will give him sanctuary in Mara Largo until Trump is again President and can issue pardons.

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes

Gorilla Floyd was a dangerous criminal who attempted to use counterfeit currency to cause inflation and destroy President Trump's astounding economic growth. He was clearly inspired by his "bruddas" in Zimbabwe to commit these acts of economic terrorism. All Chauvin did was take that criminal mastermind off the streets for good. He should've gotten a medal.

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

Speaking of President Trump, his laser focus gets things done. He wanted to scare Nance Pa-lo-see and his people broke into the Capitol--she was scared witless.

I'm thinking President Trump will call for a mass jail break to free this wrongfully convicted police officer. Trump will give him sanctuary in Mara Largo until Trump is again President and can issue pardons.

And, thank Goodness that our beloved President Trump is making these very important safety arrangements for Officer Chauvin! I'm also very pleased to report that President Trump's public-relations team is on the ball, too. That lovely, young Miss Kayleigh spoke out, to rebuke sleepy, not-my-President Joe Burden! I will include a link to the article that was sent to me by Agatha (my sister).

In run-up to the verdict in the Derek Chauvin trial this Tuesday, former Trump White House Press Secretary and current Fox News contributor Kayleigh McEnany warned that President Joe Biden should not “inflame the tensions” by weighing in on the trial.

https://deadstate.org/kayleigh-mcena...lame-tensions/

[handmaiden]

Yes, indeed. Joe Biden loves nothing more than to rile people up. Such an attention w---e. And did you see him playing golf just yesterday? Not a care in the world. Crime in the streets. Police being railroaded for trying to stop all the crime. And people in the hospital--so many people! All on Joe Biden's watch.

I just knew that he would run this country into the ground and it didn't take him long to do it.