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The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) -
04-10-2010, 06:21 PM
This is an introduction to the TOP 7 ways to go to HELL and most importantly: how to avoid them!
#7 Disney television
Why do you go to hell: Disney is the ultimate evil. Why? Because it is smartly dressed up as innocent entertainment for innocent children while in reality it is run by Satan himself! It teaches our children about sex before marriage and dressing like sluts. Or, in case of Donald Duck, even to just run around naked! Not convinced yet? Did you know Steve Jobs is on the board of directors of Disney!
How to avoid: To protect your children from the ultimate evil that is Disney destroy your television set. Destroy all Disney related toys (to be on the safe side just destroy all toys) and introduce your children to the only reliably form of entertainment: studying the KJV1611 Holy Bible!
More info: The truth about Disney Channel
Matthew 24:24 "For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect."
#6 Lying on the Internet
Why do you go to hell: Internet makes it too easy to lie. No one can see you. No one really knows you. Being completely anonymous makes it very easy to lie. So a lot of people do. They assume f ake names. They even use f ake pictures! Idiot losers suddenly become online superheroes. But it doesn't work that way! Lying is not just a sin, God really hates liars! Almost everyone on the Internet will end up in hell!
How to avoid: Destroy your computer. Smash your smart phone. Crush your pad. You should spend your time studying the KJV1611 Holy Bible instead. And for contact with other people there is Baptist Church!
Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."
#5 Iceland
Why do you go to hell: Iceland is where sinning was invented. Iceland is actually build on top of Hell! They use the fires of Hell to heat their Igloos! Their prime minister is gay, and to make matters even worse, a woman! They have an entire museum explicitly promoting sex before marriage! It is a known fact that 99.9997% of the population of Iceland will end up in the fires of Hell!
How to avoid: Never ever go to Iceland! And if you happen to live there? I am sorry, it is too late for you. We already saved everyone who could be saved.
More info: God hates Iceland, Iceland refuses to give stolen 5 billion back
Psalm 9:17 "The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God."
#4 WOMEN dressing like sluts
Why do you go to hell: Woman dress like sluts for one reason only. To seduce men into having sex with them. And often once they succeed and realize how stupid they have been they suddenly call it rape!
How to avoid: Dress like a lady, not like a whore.
More info: PROOF "rape victims" are whores (CNN)
1 Timothy 2:9-10 "In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array"
#3 MEN acting gay
Why do you go to hell: God does not like gays! He does not just hate them, he wants us to kill them!
How to avoid: Stop being gay! Prevent your children from becoming gay!
More info: Skittles candy for gays
Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."
#2 Eating vegetables
Why do you go to hell: God created animals for us to have total dominion over. Vegetables are never mentioned in that context. If we do not eat animals we insult God by ignoring his specific instructions! Vegetables are for gays and we have already establishing they go to Hell!
How to avoid: Kill animals and eat them!
Genesis 1:27-28 "So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea,and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth"
#1 SEX !!!
Why do you go to hell: SEX is the ultimate sin. Satan invented female orgasms to make them seduce man into "rape". The Pope invented Viagra to improve the performance of his evil priests. Internet porn is used to seduce people into masturbation. There is almost nothing in life that does not try to seduce innocent people into sex.
How to avoid: Cut off your hands to avoid masturbation, poke out your eyes to prevent looking at porn and spend all your time on Bible study!
Mark 9:47 "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire".
Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched".
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) -
04-10-2010, 07:19 PM
And number three includes metrosexuals!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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04-10-2010, 09:31 PM
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And number three includes metrosexuals!
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Absolutely Brother!
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) -
04-10-2010, 09:44 PM
That's covered by I Corinthians 6:9:
Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
Your #6 in particular causes me great consternation! Demonic possession will drive the unsaved to all manner of deplorable activity...
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) -
04-11-2010, 02:38 AM
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#6 Lying on the Internet[/B]
How to avoid: Destroy your computer. Smash your smart phone. Crush your pad. You should spend your time studying the KJV1611 Holy Bible instead. And for contact with other people there is Baptist Church!
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If the internet is so full of sin then why does this site exist and why are youo on the internet?
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#5 Iceland[/B]
How to avoid: Never ever go to Iceland! And if you happen to live there? I am sorry, it is too late for you. We already saved everyone who could be saved.
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I'm sorry BUT LOOK AT A MAP! Iceland is not Icy. Greenland is. IT is a stupid name for both continents but seriously. they don't have all year round snow. GREENLAND DOES!
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How to avoid: Cut off your hands to avoid masturbation, poke out your eyes to prevent looking at porn and spend all your time on Bible study!
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Are you for real...how come you still have your hands then? and how come you have your eyes still?
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04-11-2010, 02:44 AM
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I'm sorry BUT LOOK AT A MAP! Iceland is not Icy. Greenland is. IT is a stupid name for both continents but seriously. they don't have all year round snow. GREENLAND DOES!
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Nobody said anything about Greenland here. What the hell are you talking about?
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04-11-2010, 03:20 AM
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If the internet is so full of sin then why does this site exist and why are youo on the internet?
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Because we are here to save miserable sinners, and there are none of those in Church.
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how come you still have your hands then? and how come you have your eyes still?
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Because he has never been tempted:
Mark 9:47 "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire".
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Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) -
04-11-2010, 03:59 AM
Great job! Perhaps I could make a thread on why masturbation is worse than rape for your #1...
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04-11-2010, 11:51 AM
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Perhaps I could make a thread on why masturbation is worse than rape for your #1...
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That sounds like an excellent idea!
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) -
04-11-2010, 11:58 AM
This was an excellent read! I will spread the word of this list, I know far too many sinners. Perhaps I still have time to prove them wrong before they are eternally damned.
Except for that gay 'man' down the street. It's too late for that fag.
And he saith unto him, Out of thine own mouth will I judge thee, thou wicked servant.
Luke 19:22
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04-11-2010, 01:12 PM
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This was an excellent read!
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Thank you for your nice words!
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) -
04-11-2010, 08:24 PM
An inspirational summary, Brother. I hope the unsaved learn their lesson after reading this thread, and finally come right with Jesus, before it is too late!
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
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Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) -
04-12-2010, 03:58 AM
I agree with some not with others.
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04-12-2010, 07:45 AM
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I hope the unsaved learn their lesson after reading this thread
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Amen to that Brother!
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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04-12-2010, 03:36 PM
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I agree with some not with others.
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Then you will go to Hell. Disagreeing with Jesus on this issue not a very good idea.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) -
04-12-2010, 04:26 PM
Decent list, but (according to you guys) you forgot 'Playing video games' and 'Watching Anime'.
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04-12-2010, 04:31 PM
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Decent list, but (according to you guys) you forgot 'Playing video games' and 'Watching Anime'.
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Sorry, we don't allow 12 year old demons to post here.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) -
04-12-2010, 04:34 PM
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Decent list, but (according to you guys) you forgot 'Playing video games' and 'Watching Anime'.
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Most amine is shown on Disney so that is already covered by #7. Video games did not make the top 7 since things like eating vegetables are worse.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) -
04-12-2010, 11:56 PM
Not all video games are the work of Satan. I used to play the following as a youngster:
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) -
04-13-2010, 12:17 AM
It wouldn't be surprised if these "Christian" video games are just wolves in sheep's clothing. Do the games take their scriptures out of the KJV?
Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell. Proverbs 23:13
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