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Default dolphins are perverts - 11-20-2011, 07:44 AM

This is why all dolphins should be exterminated, they are perverts, swimming around naked in the sea all the time and having sex with everyone like sodomites whores does



at least the Japs(also perverts) knows how to deal with them

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Default Re: dolphins are perverts - 11-22-2011, 11:14 PM

Its a shame that the act of beastiality known as "swimming with dolphins" is legal, it should be banned just like all other acts of beastiality. Here is some couple of examples of "swimming"(aka having sex) with dolphins:








Leviticus 20:15
And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.


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And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: dolphins are perverts - 11-22-2011, 11:25 PM

And here is something that will probably upset Brother Billy-Bob Jenkins
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosex...enose_dolphins

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Dolphins of several species engage in homosexual acts, though it is best studied in the bottlenose dolphins.[1] Sexual encounters between females take the shape of "beak-genital propulsion", where one female insert her beak in the genital opening of the other while swimming gently forward.[65] Between males, homosexual behaviour include rubbing of genitals against each other, which sometimes lead to the males swimming belly to belly, inserting the penis in the others genital slit and sometimes anus
(sorry Billy-Bob, but the sodomy that is commited every day by this perverted fish species has to be widely known, it might make the process of exterminating these perverts even faster!)
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Default Re: dolphins are perverts - 11-22-2011, 11:34 PM

For some reason I always think that it's the humans who are the perverts.


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Default Re: dolphins are perverts - 11-23-2011, 12:00 AM

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For some reason I always think that it's the humans who are the perverts.
Its because the dolphins seduced them!

As you may know, dolphins are fish, and fish are animals, and animals do not have souls, which unfortuently means that they cant to to hell. Therfore i make sure they suffer as long as possible whenever i get the chance, i capture the dolphin with my bare hands, throws it into the trunk in my car and brings it home and fills up the bathtub with water and place it there, whenever i am hungry i go down to the basement and cuts loose some meat, but only in a way that that the dolphin wont die, i supply it with blood from other animals that i killed and very advanced medicine that keeps it alive all the time, this is because i feel its not fair that the sodomy commited by dolphins goes unpunished just because they dont have souls.
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Default Re: dolphins are perverts - 11-23-2011, 12:47 AM



Dolphins are the pets of satan!!

Looks like the japs know how to take care of them...do they even taste good?

I remember years ago when my cousin Karl was a commercial fisherman. He would tell us just how much a nuisance dolphins were. It's a pretty dumb fish and they'd swim headfirst into the nets making a tangled mess. They'd have to shoot it in the head so it would stop wiggling around causing more damage. He said the cost in repairs was in the 10's of thousands of dollars. The real tragedy is how much they affected his profits...he had been saving up for Mercedes; instead of two seasons of fishing, it took him four.

Poor Karl.
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Default Re: dolphins are perverts - 11-23-2011, 01:01 AM

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Dolphins are the pets of satan!!

Looks like the japs know how to take care of them...do they even taste good?

I remember years ago when my cousin Karl was a commercial fisherman. He would tell us just how much a nuisance dolphins were. It's a pretty dumb fish and they'd swim headfirst into the nets making a tangled mess. They'd have to shoot it in the head so it would stop wiggling around causing more damage. He said the cost in repairs was in the 10's of thousands of dollars. The real tragedy is how much they affected his profits...he had been saving up for Mercedes; instead of two seasons of fishing, it took him four.

Poor Karl.
Yes, exactly, dolphins are satans pets! The meat tastes very good! And it feels really good to eat satans pets, satan is probably crying when you are eating it!
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Default Re: dolphins are perverts - 11-23-2011, 11:19 AM

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Its because the dolphins seduced them!
I have always seen this as a "chicken or egg" question. Do the dolphins indoctrinate people into bestiality, sodomy, and voting democrat, or do the jack booted MSNBC liberals train the dolphins to persecute Christians by bottlenosing eachother's reproductive slits... and anuses? Only God knows the answer to this question. And maybe Pastor Ezekiel.


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Default Re: dolphins are perverts - 11-23-2011, 12:54 PM

And sometimes, they even commit sodomy in the blow-hole
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosex...Amazon_Dolphin

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The Amazon River dolphin or boto has been reported to form up in bands of 3–5 individuals enjoying group sex. The groups usually comprise young males and sometimes one or two females. Sex is often performed in non-reproductive ways, using snout, flippers and genital rubbing, without regards to gender. In captivity, they have been observed to sometimes perform homosexual and heterosexual penetration of the blowhole, a hole homologous with the nostril of other mammals, making this the only known example of nasal sex in the animal kingdom. The males will sometimes also perform sex with tucuxi males, a small porpoise.
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Default Re: dolphins are perverts - 11-23-2011, 01:18 PM

As for the liberal argument "dolphins are smart" i have to say that dolphins are quite stupid. If they really were smart, they wouldnt be swimming into Taiji(the only Christian town in Godless Japan) or the Faroes(the only Christian nation in Godless Europe), why do they have to swim to Taiji and the Faroes of all places in the world?! I know why, and its because they love to provoke the Christians who lives there, with having anal sex and sodomizing eachothers blowholes
If they were smart, they would know that its really stupid and actually quite dangerous to insult Christians







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Default Re: dolphins are perverts - 11-23-2011, 01:25 PM

I like to see all those dead fishs and their blood. Makes me hungry somehow.
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