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Default Scripture denier here. La la la, I can't hear you! - 08-12-2018, 11:51 PM

Hello everybody I'm new here. I don't go to any church. I use to go to a church called Grace Community Church Located in a town in the US but I will not specify where exactly. My favorite bible verse is Luke 6:37 from KJV Judge Not and he shall not be judged forgive and ye shall be forgiven. I started going to a church when I was little but when I grew older I turned away from religion for a long time and declared myself and atheist. It wasn't until I was an adult did I turn back to Christ. If you wanted to know how that happened I was sitting in my room looking through a few journals when I saw an NIV in a corner (yes I know it's a very false version of the scripture but that was the only one I had at the time) I read it and immediately opened my eyes to what I had done. I asked for forgiveness for my sins and I have since been reading the KJV. I hope I get to know all of you! Remember Jesus loves you just the way you are!
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Default Re: Hello - 08-13-2018, 12:22 AM

Hello and welcome to our friendly forums! Tell us, has Jesus blessed you with a fecund wife yet? How many children do you have? Are they homeschooled? That's very important, you know. The Holy Bible is the only thing a child needs to know in order to live a respectful, productive life and find Salvation for the next life, and they aren't allowed to even mention its existence in the public schools don't you know! It's terrible there. You're not allowed to wish people Merry Christmas or tell people if you're a boy or a girl because someone might be offended that their imaginary "identity" isn't being represented. What a shame. It will be a glorious day when President Trump's Religious Freedom Task Force takes down the atheists and secularists from the schools and puts Jesus back there where He belongs!

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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Hello - 08-13-2018, 03:04 AM

No I don't have a wife or children yet. I was not homeschooled either. Thank you for a wonderful welcome. It's terrible how these public funded schools and Soros backed candidates want to live in sin and not champion the word of God. Trump is trying to turn that around however. When I saw his speech on Christmas I was just amazed by it as I never knew someone would stand up for Christians and he did. Sorry for my rants reply took a long time I had some stuff to do. Thanks again. I hope I can have more discussions here
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Default Re: Hello - 08-13-2018, 03:47 AM

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No I don't have a wife or children yet. I was not homeschooled either. Thank you for a wonderful welcome. It's terrible how these public funded schools and Soros backed candidates want to live in sin and not champion the word of God. Trump is trying to turn that around however. When I saw his speech on Christmas I was just amazed by it as I never knew someone would stand up for Christians and he did. Sorry for my rants reply took a long time I had some stuff to do. Thanks again. I hope I can have more discussions here
are you a truther (conspiracy theorist)?


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Default Re: Hello - 08-13-2018, 03:55 AM

Yes. I'm a 9/11 truther. However I don't think the government did 9/11 I believe that a group of Jews working with Larry Silverstein worked with Muslim foreign agents to cause 9/11. I don't hate Jews but I do hate the ones who worked with suspicious foreign agents to bring down the towers and attack the pentagon and attempt to fly flight 93 into some sort of landmark
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Yes. I'm a 9/11 truther. However I don't think the government did 9/11 I believe that a group of Jews working with Larry Silverstein worked with Muslim foreign agents to cause 9/11. I don't hate Jews but I do hate the ones who worked with suspicious foreign agents to bring down the towers and attack the pentagon and attempt to fly flight 93 into some sort of landmark
Actually it's been proven there were no planes the pentagon was hit with a missile my aunt was Intel at the petnagon I asked where you when the plane hit she said with confusion what plane there were none oh I said to much


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Yes. I'm a 9/11 truther. However I don't think the government did 9/11 I believe that a group of Jews working with Larry Silverstein worked with Muslim foreign agents to cause 9/11. I don't hate Jews but I do hate the ones who worked with suspicious foreign agents to bring down the towers and attack the pentagon and attempt to fly flight 93 into some sort of landmark
Oy vey thats antisemitic. 911 was done by Mouzlems and they will do it again if you dont keep the shekels coming to Israel you worthless goy.

Repent, and contact AIPAC immediately to donate all your savings and prevent this way another 911!

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My favorite bible verse is Luke 6:37 from KJV Judge Not and he shall not be judged forgive and ye shall be forgiven.

..Jesus loves you just the way you are!
I always find Luke comforting and chapter six is particularly encouraging.

So often these maniacs get going on my car radio when I'm hoping for some hymns they go on about
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if a DAY is 399 years then 4 HOURS after God's observation about grapegatherers in Obadiah
Obadiah 1:5 If thieves came to thee..would they not have stolen till they had enough? If the grapegatherers came to thee, would they not leave some grapes?

the relationship between bells of horses and the holiness of pots is spelled out:

Zechariah 14:20 In that day shall there be upon the bells of the horses, HOLINESS UNTO THE LORD; and the pots in the LORD's house shall be like the bowls before the altar.

This is from a human perspective. For God however a thousand years passes as a day making the 4 HOUR interlude equivalent to 166 years 8 months. Disregarding the century (centuries are not mentioned in The Bible) and the 66 years which have already been covered we are left with 8 months.

Now we know that 1 DAY = 399 years so each 133y = 4 MONTHS and 8 MONTHS is therefore 266 years which (allowing the median date for Zechariah's prophecy of 519BC) brings us to 253BC.

Wow!

Right when a Corinthian revolt was precipitating the adulterous marriage of Berenice to Antiochus II who went on to call himself "God" and got poisoned by his previous consort! Corinth was critical for Greek stability. Its location enabled unique commercial opportunities. Once dissipation of this type gets going it's not going to be long until the Romans take over which is exactly what happened and without the Romans would Jesus ever have been born in Bethlehem? And if that prophecy were left unfulfilled would He have been crucified? Tune in next week to learn about the link between John 21:11 and the discovery of fluorine..

Needless to say I did not mark my calendar for further broadcasts.
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We know that Jesus loved us just the way we were, this is the reason for our conversion. But as The Bible explains, not everyone comes into this category. Only a few are saved. Clearly, if everyone received Salvation there would be no choosing for God to do: everyone is revolting to God at birth. Sanctification of the Spirit was made possible for us, the ones God chose, while we were revolting but for everyone else they just stay revolting. It's quite impossible for them to be perfect. Thank you for your intro., some people just weigh in with a diatribe on a random thread and it's nice to welcome you in a proper introduction.


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Default Re: Hello - 08-14-2018, 04:30 PM

Your welcome. I tried to make my intro as short as possible but as good as I could make it.
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Default It's me again - 08-14-2018, 02:54 PM

I don't mean to make a second introduction. The reason why I'm writing this is because I want to lay out my schedule. If you don't hear from me on this website for a few days it's because I just started my ballet class I'm planning to take. I'm going to try and post here each day but if I can't it's because I'm busy. God bless each and everyone of you
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Default Re: It's me again - 08-14-2018, 04:33 PM

God DOES bless me, dear!

I'll await with all kinds of anticipation for your prompt and thoughtful return!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: It's me again - 08-14-2018, 04:44 PM

Thanks! I probably will try to reply or post at night but I will have limited internet activity for the next few days as I will be focusing on trying to get my money together to pay for the ballet class. Thanks again!



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Default Re: It's me again - 08-14-2018, 06:36 PM

I hope that your next coming does not takes so much time as someone we know. I am not complaining, but it is taking more time than expected, don't you think?

I mean, how long until we have the next Kirk Cameron movie? I cannot wait any longer!


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Cool Re: It's me again - 08-14-2018, 06:59 PM

Gosh darm I was not here when he posted. Of all the rotten luck.

At least I'll be ready when the Rapture occurs, that is on my calendar!


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: It's me again - 08-14-2018, 07:09 PM

I agree with you. Kirk Cameron's movies are very well made. I love Fireproof! He was great in that movie! Nah it won't take that long. I just have to get the money for the class and I have to put all my focus on that as you probably know how much those classes are. Even for a beginners class it can burn a hole in someone's pocket. Some of those classes commit the sin of greed due to how much they charge
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Default Re: It's me again - 08-14-2018, 07:28 PM

I know I've committed some sins in the past but I have always tried to correct them. I'm trying you know. It takes some time but I'll get there
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Default Re: It's me again - 08-14-2018, 11:03 PM

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I don't mean to make a second introduction.
No problem - I didn't read the first.


Ballet? You realize that's football for gays? And if you're female, you'll be dancing in a revealing costume in front of men.


Why would anyone want to do "ballet"? I don't remember Jesus prancing about on tippy-toes when He was fighting Sin in the Holy Land.





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Default Re: It's me again - 08-15-2018, 12:10 AM

Okay good at lease you got the second. I'll guess I'll make a short one for you. I'm a male Christian. I used to be an godless atheist but I turned around for the better. Ballet isn't as effeminate as you might think. A lot of straight people do ballet. In fact ballet dancers who are gay are very rare. Sure there's a few but you have to really look deep for examples like that
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I don't mean to make a second introduction. The reason why I'm writing this is because I want to lay out my schedule. If you don't hear from me on this website for a few days it's because I just started my ballet class I'm planning to take. I'm going to try and post here each day but if I can't it's because I'm busy. God bless each and everyone of you

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Default Re: It's me again - 08-15-2018, 01:05 AM

You need to work on your grammar (Baey tha waiy naiece gremmer M8 8/8)
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