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Default Re: Hi, all. - 12-12-2006, 01:25 AM

And what proof have you that the Bible is not the Word of God? Absolutely none.

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Default Re: Hi, all. - 12-13-2006, 08:58 PM

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And what proof have you that the Bible is not the Word of God? Absolutely none.

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And what proof have you that the Koran is not the Word of God?

I personally believe in the Bible.


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Default Re: Hi, all. - 12-13-2006, 09:05 PM

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And what proof have you that the Koran is not the Word of God?
The Koran is NOT the BIBLE. That's the proof!

The Bible is the complete and unalterable Word of God. Therefore, the Koran, not being the Bible, is NOT the Word of God.

Make sense?

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Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
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Default Re: Hi, all. - 12-13-2006, 09:06 PM

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The Koran is NOT the BIBLE. That's the proof!

The Bible is the complete and unalterable Word of God. Therefore, the Koran, not being the Bible, is NOT the Word of God.

Make sense?

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No, it doesn't make sense and you know it.

As I said, I believe the Bible.


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Default Re: Hi, all. - 12-13-2006, 09:18 PM

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No, it doesn't make sense and you know it.
It makes perfect sense! The Bible is the Word of God. Anything not the Bible is NOT the Word of God.

Very simple, even your canine mind should comprehend it easily.

Let me try an analogy that's more puppy-friendly:

Imagine, if you would, a fine Porterhouse steak in your doggie bowl. Cooked rare, with juice dribbling into the bowl. It smells delightful, and you can't wait to gobble it up.

Next to it is a cat-food bowl filled with some nasty fishy-smelling kibble stuff. It's all mushy because somebody poured camel urine on it.

One of the two bowls has steak in it. The other has something that is not steak in it.

The Bible is filled with the Word of God, which is to your soul as delightful as that Porterhouse steak is to your mouth. The other book is filled with words not of God, and are similar to your soul as mushy, camel-urine-soaked fishy cat food would be for dinner.

I hope this helps, before one of the Pastors sees the mess you made on the rug and goes after you with a rolled-up newspaper!
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Default Re: Hi, all. - 12-13-2006, 09:23 PM

Look, I know the Bible is the word of God!

But you cannot prove it like that. Your "proofs" can be used by any religion.


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Default Re: Hi, all. - 12-13-2006, 09:35 PM

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Look, I know the Bible is the word of God!

But you cannot prove it like that. Your "proofs" can be used by any religion.
I fail to see how those false religions could use the arguement "since our holy document is not the KJV1611 Bible it is therefore false" to back up their religion.



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