[Vavoline Johnson]

Originally Posted by christi

i do not need to put a picture on this site..

this is not myspace.

i don't need to prove myself to any of you..
and i think its hilarious that you ALL think im a lesbian?

Well, I sees I need to address a few things, ma am,
1. this is not myspace.
Well, thank da lawd it ain't! Next to the Wikapedia, the My Space conjures up more evil and hate againt Christians den even the Joos.

2. i don't need to prove myself to any of you..
and i think its hilarious that you ALL think im a lesbian?
Well, missy, no pure, goodly white womin would behave like you iffen she weren't
a Lezbian and a sure sign of possession is dem little "i"s yo been usin

3.HAHAH you know nothing.
Oh, dat wrong cause da good Pastas knows ebrything. I be praying for you, gal!
Oh, an no picture mean you must be ugly!

[Nobar King]

Originally Posted by Mechanix

Hey, Nobar. Calling her a witch is just going to make me more interested.

We all know about your sick interests. Save us the drama.

[Mechanix]

Now where would the fun in that be??

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by christi

i do not need to put a picture on this site..

this is not myspace.

i don't need to prove myself to any of you..
and i think its hilarious that you ALL think im a lesbian?

HAHAH you know nothing.

Without Christ there is only utter depravity

Romans 3:10-11: "None is righteous, no, not one; no one understands; no one seeks for God."

So being a carpet chewing thespian is the lest of your sins.

[Mechanix]

Originally Posted by [B

Mad Prophet Helmholtz[/B]]

Okay. I e-mailed one of our agents here at the DOF and these are the documents pulled up...

DOF Doc #ABX-328381
Name: Christi
Age: 16
Location: Oasis Palms Trailer Park, Baton Rouge, LA
Likes: Using her fake ID to get into dyke bars, making lesbian pornography with her stepsister, trolling the internet, and bright shiny things.
Dislikes: Logic, Christianity, Intelligence, Heterosexuality, and Wit

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DOF Doc #DTM-200385
Name: Laurenloveschrist
Age: 13
Location: Streets of Hollywood (working as homosexual prostitute)
Likes: 4chan, pretending he's a girl (both online and off), stupid internet memes, acting like a complete tool, and bright shiny things.
Dislikes: Truth, real men, having meaningful discussion, customers that don't tip him for swallowing, and Landover
----

Now don't go saying these people are not you because the descriptions are SPOT-ON!!!!

I'm curious. What does the DOF have on me??

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Mechanix

I'm curious. What does the DOF have on me??

Asking about your DoF file is against Forum policy. Any further queries on this topic will be deleted.