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Texas Power Outage Caused by Windmills -
02-18-2021, 06:28 PM
For several days people in Texas have been without electricity. There have been snow storms and wind. Officials, including the Governor of Texas, have finally figured out windmills and solar collectors are the cause.
It makes perfect sense. Windmills stand right there in the path of weather that wants to move on past Texas. Bad weather is trapped in Texas.
Solar collectors are causing another problem. The sun wants to warm up the state. But solar collectors steal the heat and ship electricity to other states.
God put oil in the ground for us to use. We need to use natural sources of energy and stop messing around with the system God gave us.
What Caused the Blackouts in Texas? - The New York Times (nytimes.com)
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Texas Power Outage Caused by Windmills -
02-18-2021, 06:46 PM
It's this kind of socialism, the kind that imposes windmills on God-fearing men and women, that's going to hurt us all. And good riddance to them! Jesus never talked about windmills and He lived in the hottest place on earth!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Texas Power Outage Caused by Windmills -
02-19-2021, 12:57 AM
I'm thinking the people of Texas are pinning for the return of Governor Rick Perry. People forget what a dynamic organizer he was. When times got tough he came up with a way to fix things.
For example, when a new Presidential election was coming up, Perry recognized the country needed to return to Jesus. He rented a stadium for the biggest prayer rally ever. That's the kind of leadership Texas needs right this minute.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Texas Power Outage Caused by Windmills -
02-19-2021, 03:42 AM
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Perry recognized the country needed to return to Jesus. He rented a stadium for the biggest prayer rally ever. That's the kind of leadership Texas needs right this minute.
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Didn't Mr. Perry also lead the Day of Prayer for Rain in Texas? He should lead another prayer drive to stop it snowing and cutting off the power of 4.3 million Texans for 3 days in the middle of the coldest Winter in 1000 years or whatever. I'm surprised he hasn't done so already - he's a good man but noone ever accused him of being the brightest bar in the electric space heater.
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Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology) Victim of atheist scientific persecution
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Re: Texas Power Outage Caused by Windmills -
02-19-2021, 05:51 AM
Windmills are very problematic, because they were invented by the Nether Dutch who are mostly sodomites, if not all of them. It all began in an apparently innocent manner with flowers and fields.
Beautiful, you might think but, in fact, the image above is disgusting and makes Jesus both weep and have uncontrolled seizures as it is just a poorly-disguised depiction of rainbow colors, a Creation of God seized by the sodomite homosexual gays. Proof below!
Harnessing the wind is basically suspicious, as windmills slow it down and can prevent it from cleansing our souls.
Job 30:22
Thou liftest me up to the wind; thou causest me to ride upon it, and dissolvest my substance.
No wonder these Satanic contraptions also cause unnatural weather phenomena upon Godly Texas. An alternative hypothesis is obviously that this is God's punishment for the Texas senators who failed to to overturn the rigged election of yesteryear!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Re: Texas Power Outage Caused by Windmills -
02-19-2021, 08:35 AM
Just consider the source - the New York Slimes. Once you start attacking anything "Green" the lying LIEberals will start manufacturing fake news faster than an overnight Biden ballot dump spike in an election swing state.
"Record Setting Texas Cold" - I don't think so. Try January 2018, December 1989, December 1983, January 1978, January-February 1951, January 1940, January 1930, February 1899, and February 1895.
Of course we can't forget college dropout Bill Gates in all this. Not only has be become a world expert in pandemics, viruses, and vaccines, but he is also the goto person for climate change (the Corona is now caused by "climage change"), cow farts, world food production, diets, and eating lab grown "meat". Bill made his billions selling software that had the BSOD (Blue Screen of Death) feature - just so we all could have that Venezuela experience. Democrats can't keep the lights on if their life depended on it - just make those pajama soy boy hippie candles.
Now that all those high paying pipeline jobs are gone, they are now not told to "learn to code". They now will seek those new "Green" jobs - cleaning up the dead birds around wind farms so that they can meet the fresh sell-by dates in your local supermarket. Then there is scraping the snow off of solar panels.
Jesus sends these weather patterns down for a reason - to try and provide those single-trial learning experiences, like Globull Warming is a Democrat hoax. God left us fossil fuels and we should use them (Genesis 1:26-28).
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: Texas Power Outage Caused by Windmills -
02-19-2021, 08:51 AM
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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan
"Record Setting Texas Cold" - I don't think so. Try January 2018, December 1989, December 1983, January 1978, January-February 1951, January 1940, January 1930, February 1899, and February 1895.
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Oh, but the unpaid interns writing these sloppy headlines would say that your criticism is Just So Unfair. They were still in high school in 2018, so you can't expect them to remember that, and the other dates were before they were even born! If only there were some way they could check their facts.
As to the windmills, it should be obvious to even the most stupid person that if you have cold weather, or hot weather for that matter, they are just going to spread it around.
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Re: Texas Power Outage Caused by Windmills -
02-19-2021, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
It's this kind of socialism, the kind that imposes windmills on God-fearing men and women, that's going to hurt us all. And good riddance to them! Jesus never talked about windmills and He lived in the hottest place on earth!
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Amen, dear Sister Mary -- amen! I think you've hit the nail on the head -- ever-so squarely -- here. Do you recall when all we heard from Demonrat people was "global warming"? "Clean energy" was another of their favorite rants (as if there is something dirty about NATURAL gas!)
I would like to think that Miss Alexandria Cortez-Occasion (and her other squad members) would be eating their words now, seeing the damage that's been caused by such silly notions; but, I'm afraid they will just plow on with their destructive agenda. Meanwhile, millions are suffering, and some are dying -- all of which could have been avoided, if they had listened to people with common sense:
(Mrs.) Isabella White
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Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
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Re: Texas Power Outage Caused by Windmills -
02-19-2021, 11:01 PM
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Texas Power Outage Caused by Windmills -
02-20-2021, 09:01 AM
To show solidarity with the Texans during their Bidenpocalypse I lowered the thermostat to 58F last night and tonight. Brrrr we're suffering with you, Brothers.
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Re: Texas Power Outage Caused by Windmills -
02-21-2021, 08:28 PM
Texas is cold because Hell Froze Over. They have lost their way with True Christian™ values. I hear horror stories about places like Austin that actually promote perverted 'free thinking' lifestyle. All a big joke until Satan came home to roost.
Revelation 20
1And I saw an angel come down from heaven, having the key of the bottomless pit and a great chain in his hand.
2And he laid hold on the dragon, that old serpent, which is the Devil, and Satan, and bound him a thousand years,
3And cast him into the bottomless pit, and shut him up, and set a seal upon him, that he should deceive the nations no more, till the thousand years should be fulfilled: and after that he must be loosed a little season.
4And I saw thrones, and they sat upon them, and judgment was given unto them: and I saw the souls of them that were beheaded for the witness of Jesus, and for the word of God, and which had not worshipped the beast, neither his image, neither had received his mark upon their foreheads, or in their hands; and they lived and reigned with Christ a thousand years.
5But the rest of the dead lived not again until the thousand years were finished. This is the first resurrection.
6Blessed and holy is he that hath part in the first resurrection: on such the second death hath no power, but they shall be priests of God and of Christ, and shall reign with him a thousand years.
7And when the thousand years are expired, Satan shall be loosed out of his prison,
8And shall go out to deceive the nations which are in the four quarters of the earth, Gog and Magog, to gather them together to battle: the number of whom is as the sand of the sea.
9And they went up on the breadth of the earth, and compassed the camp of the saints about, and the beloved city: and fire came down from God out of heaven, and devoured them.
10And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.
11And I saw a great white throne, and him that sat on it, from whose face the earth and the heaven fled away; and there was found no place for them.
12And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works.
13And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works.
14And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death.
15And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Texas Power Outage Caused by Windmills -
02-22-2021, 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Texas is cold because Hell Froze Over. They have lost their way with True Christian™ values. I hear horror stories about places like Austin that actually promote perverted 'free thinking' lifestyle. All a big joke until Satan came home to roost.
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Ever since I learned Austin, TX, has one of the largest homer groups in the U.S. I knew God would punish Texas. You are so correct, Brother James, Satan has come home to roost.
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Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Texas Power Outage Caused by Windmills -
02-23-2021, 04:04 PM
I'm old enough to remember when the weather was just fine. Not too hot; not too cold. And then there was all this "Green Energy" and "Bio-fuel" and things took a turn for the worse.
Coincidence? I think not.
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Re: Texas Power Outage Caused by Windmills -
07-08-2021, 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
I'm old enough to remember when the weather was just fine. Not too hot; not too cold. And then there was all this "Green Energy" and "Bio-fuel" and things took a turn for the worse.
Coincidence? I think not.
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Oh, yes! I remember those days, too, dear Brother Bathfire. My, how things have changed. And do you notice that 99.999% of these changes seem to take place whenever the Demonrats are running ruining things? I had never heard of "climate change" until they drummed up that term. Mark my words, if that AOC woman has her way, we'll be forced to live on beans and lawn clippings. Things are bad enough as it is, ever since that Al Gore started on with all of his scare tactics!
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Re: Texas Power Outage Caused by Windmills -
07-08-2021, 11:39 PM
And that other one, what's his name? The round one .. Moore
Is he sound?
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Re: Texas Power Outage Caused by Windmills -
07-09-2021, 05:01 AM
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And that other one, what's his name? The round one .. Moore
Is he sound?
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Is he sound - like in sound asleep? He does appear to be well fed though. I wonder if he's tried those cockroach egg rolls, or perhaps some cicada sushi?
Upon reflection on the New York Slimes article that posits "frozen natural gas pipe lines", natural gas freezes at around -200 degrees F - so it didn't get that cold in Texas. What they fail to mention is that those gas wells have all kinds of gasses in them like butane, propane, methane, etc., and they have to be separated. Then there is moisture mixed in that has to be removed before the gas is sent into the pipe line (or it will freeze). When the "windmills" froze there was no energy left to power the processing needed at the well head.
Democrats are some of the biggest dumb asses around. Trump Won - by a lot.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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