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Default Re: Christianity In The News - 12-04-2014, 11:11 AM

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Stephen Hawking has had the software in his retard mobile upgraded so that it can now supposedly read his mind. Here's what he said in a recent interview
But surely everyone knows that is just what the software said, or was programed to say?

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There's no such thing as AI. First of all, Stephen Hawking's computer cannot predict what he's going to say next. Other people write his books and speeches. He's just a vegetable, a puppet.
Exactly. Just as what he said was not said by him, but by software programed by other people!!!!

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He's "had" ALS -- a disease that kills within 3 to 4 years -- for 50 years now.
A clear case of misdiagnosis by the socialist British medical system, which doesn't recognize simple-mindedness when it sees it.

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Second, AI never will be developed. God is the source of all knowledge and wisdom. All the knowledge man has comes from God.
I often wonder what God's purpose is here, allowing people to "work" on this AI business. Human reproduction is perfectly adequate as it is, and barrenness can be cured by prayer.

Genesis 25:21 And Isaac intreated the Lord for his wife, because she was barren: and the Lord was intreated of him, and Rebekah his wife conceived.

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Scientists claim they're close to creating life: http://www.the-scientist.com/?articl...Enzyme-Design/
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Over the past several years, researchers have begun making synthetic genetic polymers they called XNAs, which incorporate alternative molecules in place the ribose or deoxyribose portions of RNA and DNA, and a couple of years ago, Philipp Holliger of the U.K.’s MRC Laboratory of Molecular Biology and his team showed that these nucleic acids can replicate and evolve just like the real thing. Now, the group has used XNAs to encode and produce artificial enzymes that, once again, function just as well as natural molecules, capable of constructing and breaking down other compounds, according to research published this week (December 1) in Nature.

“Our work suggests that, in principle, there are a number of possible alternatives to nature’s molecules that will support the catalytic processes required for life,” Holliger told BBC News. “Life’s ‘choice’ of RNA and DNA may just be an accident of prehistoric chemistry.”
What with this and the "Artificial Intelligence" that the gimp Hawkins talks about, I can see that we'll end up with a planet filled with gimps with huge brains in wheelchairs.





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White people in Tanzania are being slaughtered for body parts, and the murderers mostly go unpunished.

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A new campaign launched in Tanzania aims to protect albino people after a rise in the number of them being murdered.

In the last three years over 70 albinos have been killed, but only ten convictions have been made.

There is a belief among some in Tanzania that the body parts of someone with albinism bring wealth.


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It is indeed my dear lady. Natural selection and evolution is an ongoing and immutable process.

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It is indeed my dear lady. Natural selection and evolution is an ongoing and immutable process.
The notion of evil lotion is as outdated as the rotary phone. More and more scientists are admitting that the universe could only be the product of Intelligent Design, and the only possible designer would have to be the Biblical God.


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And that's what will happen here if the niggros get too uppity. They all want to be white and think that by stealing white body parts, they may become white. Until they start stealing white brains, that will never be the case.
Tens of thousands of them have been turning out in the streets of New York, obstructing traffic and making decent respectable people uncomfortable with their liberal commie chanting and whining protests demanding blacks be exempt from the judicial system because some of them were sold by others of their kind into slavery several hundred years ago.


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Tens of thousands of them have been turning out in the streets of New York, obstructing traffic and making decent respectable people uncomfortable with their liberal commie chanting and whining protests demanding blacks be exempt from the judicial system because some of them were sold by others of their kind into slavery several hundred years ago.
They should be grateful they were sold into slavery. If they weren't, they'd still be hunting in the African jungles and deserts and being killed by lions and speared by other savages.


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The Texas Senate has passed a law to protect pastors' rights to refuse to marry homosexuals. Glory!

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The Texas Senate passed a bill on Tuesday which would protect the rights of certain religious organizations and pastors to refuse participation in marriage ceremonies which violate their sincerely-held religious beliefs. The Governor said he will sign a bill that offers such protection to pastors and ministers.

Senator Craig Estes (R-Wichita Falls) authored Senate Bill 2065, entitled “Freedom of Religion with Respect to Recognizing or Performing Certain Marriages.”

“Pastors’ First Amendment rights are very important, and they should not be caused to do something that violates their sincerely held beliefs,” Senator Estes told Breitbart Texas.

The Senate bill amends Texas Family Code to provide that a religious organization, an institution supervised or controlled by a religious organization, an individual employed by one of these organizations, a member of the clergy, or a minister “may not be required to solemnize any marriage, or provide services, accommodations, facilities, goods, or privileges for a purpose related to the solemnization, formation, or celebration of any marriage if the action would cause the organization or individual to violate a sincerely held religious belief.”

It also prohibits discrimination against religious organizations which decline participation in marriage ceremonies under these conditions:

A refusal to provide services, accommodations, facilities, goods, or privileges [under this law] is not the basis for a civil or criminal cause of action or any other action by this state or a political subdivision of this state to penalize or withhold benefits or privileges, including tax exemptions or governmental contracts, grants, or licenses, from any protected organization or individual.

During debates on Monday, the Texas Senate defeated two amendments proposed by Senator Jose Menendez (D-San Antonio).

The first was an amendment to insert “acting in that capacity” after the word “minister” and before the word “may.”

Sen. Menendez’ second amendment would, if passed, have required an organization or individual described by this law to “post notice of that fact in all places of business of the organization or individual, including an Internet website. The notice may refer to the religious beliefs of the organization or individual. The notice must specifically state the persons to whom, and the marriages in connection with which, the organization or individual refuses to provide services, accommodations, facilities, goods, or privileges”.

Both amendments were tabled by a vote after motion of Senator Estes.

In a statement obtained by Breitbart Texas, Rev. Dave Welch, President of Texas Pastor Council Action said this about debate over the bill:

The questions raised by Democrat Senators Rodriguez, Hinojosa, Garcia and Whitmire were the same given by LGBT supporters in the State Affairs Committee. However, bill author Senator Craig Estes addressed each very effectively and kept it focused on what the bill is intended to do. That, simply, is to protect Texas pastors who stand strong on the Biblical view of God’s design of male, female, marriage and family from being forced by threat of criminal or civil punishment by declining to “solemnize” weddings that violate those convictions.

Liberal senators like John Whitmire attempted to minimize the threat by arrogantly declaring that he had, ‘spoken to a fundamentalist Southern Baptist pastor, a personal friend, and assured him there is no problem.’ He also declared that he knew of no person from the LGBT community who would want a clergy led wedding and they ‘just wanted to be left alone.’

Senator Whitmire apparently lives in a parallel universe that does not have the Human Rights Campaign, President Barack Obama and Mayors like Annise Parker in Houston who are willing and committed to using police powers to force acceptance of the LGBTQIA agenda.

Co-Authors of the bill include Senators Brian Birdwell (R-Granbury), Donna Campbell (R-New Braunfels), Brandon Creighton (R-Conroe), Bob Hall (R-Edgewood), Kelly Hancock (R-North Richmond Hills), Don Huffines (R-Dallas), Lois Kolkhorst (R-Brenham), Charles Perry (R-Lubbock), Larry Taylor (R-Friendswood), and Van Taylor (R-Plano).

The Senate Bill passed by a vote of 21-10.

Only one Democrat Senator voted for the bill, Sen. Eddie Lucio Jr. (D-Brownsville).

On April 22nd, Breitbart Texas reported that pastors descended to the Texas Capitol to support House Bill 3567. The House bill, like S.B. 2065, protects the rights of certain religious organizations and individuals who refuse to perform or recognize a gay marriage.

Pastors and others were in Austin to testify in the Senate Affairs Committee on May 4th.

The House Bill has been calendared for the House floor.

Senator Estes predicted that either the House or Senate version would ultimately be passed along to Governor Greg Abbott. Abbott, through his personal Twitter account, said he hoped to see the legislation on his desk soon.

“It’s always a good sign when the Governor tweets out support for your bill,” Estes replied cheerfully. “The State clearly needed to make a statement this year. The Legislature needed to speak out on this issue.”


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It seems that people in the savage country of Africa are not aware that the only person who can cure covid-19 by laying hands and resurrect people via prayer, is our one and only Pastor Zeke.


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According to reports, after the death was announced hundreds of Ndifor’s followers surrounded the pastor’s house while praying for a “resurrection.” Eventually police had to use force to break up the crowds and remove the body for burial.

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Default Re: Christianity In The News - 08-10-2020, 01:39 PM

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Thank you, Sister Bass, for bringing this news items to us. The field of healing preachers has reached a fork in the road. Those with the true gift of healing are carrying on, healing the sick and turning back illness from themselves, while those unable to heal are falling.

This pastor from darkest Africa who died while thinking he was a healing preacher is good example. Another is our friend, the famous and wealthy preacher Benny Hinn. I looked to see where he is appearing to heal coronavirus patients. To my surprise he has quarantined himself, afraid his gift of healing will not stand up to the test.
https://www.bennyhinn.org/events/

So who is left practicing true healing ministry? As you correctly stated, only our own Pastor Zeke. We must thank God everyday we have him at work among us.


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So who is left practicing true healing ministry? As you correctly stated, only our own Pastor Zeke. We must thank God everyday we have him at work among us.
Absolutely right Mayor Hold. Pastor Zeke's healing hands could raise the dead. I used to think that Benny Hinn, second tier pastor that he is, had a good heart and had a modicum of success in his healing ministry. Then I read that his heart is not good. It flips and flops all over the place and he relies on SECULAR medicine to keep it going.


Better a Christian conversion with Pastor Zeke rather than a cardioversion with Benny cardiac cripple Hinn.


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The guy didn't have enough Faith. It's hardly surprising - Faith is not something you can buy from Walmart and then use to make a few $million. And I doubt there are many Walmarts in Africa.

People wonder why there are so many churches if each church is preaching the same thing. It seems as if all of those so-called Churches are arguing with each other.

Well, let the small-minded squabble their way to the Gates of Hell - let that battle go on to the amusement of the Truly Faithful of Landover. Landover has no need to squabble.

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The guy didn't have enough Faith. .. Landover has no need to squabble.

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HEAR, HEAR, Pastor Bathfire. One by one the other churches around the world fall by the wayside while Landover Baptist of Freehold, IA goes forward at breakneck speed.

It is said the Pandemic is a tragedy. But, from it we are learning much of the so called "Christian Community" is not really Christian. The time will come when Landover Baptist stands alone with Jesus.


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Default Re: Christianity In The News - 10-18-2023, 12:47 AM

The topic of "forgiveness" comes up often in Christian news. Often we are reminded to forgive our enemies. The news article below incorrectly tells us to always forgive.

I'm familiar with all the scripture that commands us to forgive. There are articles like the link that lament the current intense arguments and the lack of a forgiveness among Christians.

Christians need to really study their Bibles. That's what we do here at Landover Baptist and you don't see us forgiving the rampant sinners like homers, harlots and masturbators who ignore Jesus and go on sinning. In John 2:13-22 we see Jesus entering the Temple and seeing the money changers. He didn't stand up on a chair and say, "Attention, all of you here sinning are forgiven." No, he went right at them with a bullwhip.

We here at Landover Baptist do what Jesus did. You might call us The Bullwhip Christians. Christians everywhere need to take a firm stand against sin. There is a time for forgiveness and a time for the bullwhip. Jesus and True Christians know the time for each.

Pastors say there's a dire need for forgiveness among believers | Featured News News (christianpost.com)


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