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Default Re: Sex Before Marriage - 08-06-2010, 07:07 AM

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No I am not a homosexual. And I am not whoring myself between anyone. I was just proposed to. I accepted. My status has therefore changed. It is still the same man. Just one man.
So you have just suddenly became engaged since I found out your whoring ways. I smell something very fishy.

Jeremiah 7:9 Will ye steal, murder, and commit adultery, and swear falsely, and burn incense unto Baal, and walk after other gods whom ye know not;


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Default Re: Sex Before Marriage - 08-06-2010, 07:09 AM

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Who said that they were two different men? She did not say that her boyfriend was not black, and she also did not say that they were not engaged. Some people simply don't like the term fiancé did you think of that? If you are a "True Christian" as you claim shouldn't you have given her the benefit of the doubt ?
Who are you to judge. Are you one of her many lovers.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Default Re: Sex Before Marriage - 08-06-2010, 07:16 AM

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So you have just suddenly became engaged since I found out your whoring ways. I smell something very fishy.

Jeremiah 7:9 Will ye steal, murder, and commit adultery, and swear falsely, and burn incense unto Baal, and walk after other gods whom ye know not;
If you notice, you quoted my being engaged in your post. This should make it obvious, even to a blonde, that the engagement has nothing to do with you.

As for the fishy smell, has your mother talked to you about feminine care? If not, you may want to google it. It could help you with your problem
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Default Re: Sex Before Marriage - 08-06-2010, 07:18 AM

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Who are you to judge. Are you one of her many lovers.
I was not being judgmental. I was simply making an evaluation of her possible situation. Why do you always assume people are sleeping around? It seems to me that your self conscious is trying to pawn off your social experiences on others. Hrmmm?
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Default Re: Sex Before Marriage - 08-06-2010, 07:20 AM

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I have not even known my boyfriend since I was four. I think you are just a senile, old bastard who should consider scheduling an eye exam. August is national eye exam month after all, and it is apparent that you need one because you are obviously having trouble reading. I'll pray that you don't have to wait too long before getting this much needed assistance.
I'm touched by your concern for my eyesight, but I get along perfectly well with my trifocals, thank you. And I am most certainly not a bastard. My parents were joined in Holy Wedlock more than a year before I was born (or so I believe - I was separated from my birth parents at a tender age.)

Is this concern of yours for my physical wellbeing, though, actually a reflection of concern for your own? Notwithstanding the fact that you are damned to the aeternal fires for engaging in marital congress out of wedlock, it's well-known that starting at such a tender age leads inevitably to all kinds of horrible diseases including syphilis, gonorrhoea, AIDS and the quinsy.


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Default Re: Sex Before Marriage - 08-06-2010, 07:22 AM

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If you notice, you quoted my being engaged in your post. This should make it obvious, even to a blonde, that the engagement has nothing to do with you.

As for the fishy smell, has your mother talked to you about feminine care? If not, you may want to google it. It could help you with your problem
Yes I noticed that you have said that you have a boyfriend and also a fiancée. They are two totally different things.

So your racism also extends to a persons hair color.

I will not even lower myself to comment on your crass pervert comment.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Default Re: Sex Before Marriage - 08-06-2010, 07:24 AM

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Are you saying that you lack the self restraint to be with someone for six years without being intimate with them?
Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying. Why do you think I got married when I was 17 and she was 15? We were hot for each other and our parents were eager to see us married before we fornicated.

1 Corinthians 7:9 But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn.


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Default Re: Sex Before Marriage - 08-06-2010, 07:25 AM

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I was not being judgmental. I was simply making an evaluation of her possible situation. Why do you always assume people are sleeping around? It seems to me that your self conscious is trying to pawn off your social experiences on others. Hrmmm?
There you go again. Judging others, and judging by your own lack of morals.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
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Default Re: Sex Before Marriage - 08-06-2010, 07:25 AM

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I'm touched by your concern for my eyesight, but I get along perfectly well with my trifocals, thank you. And I am most certainly not a bastard. My parents were joined in Holy Wedlock more than a year before I was born (or so I believe - I was separated from my birth parents at a tender age.)

Is this concern of yours for my physical wellbeing, though, actually a reflection of concern for your own? Notwithstanding the fact that you are damned to the aeternal fires for engaging in marital congress out of wedlock, it's well-known that starting at such a tender age leads inevitably to all kinds of horrible diseases including syphilis, gonorrhoea, AIDS and the quinsy.


I don't think you are understanding that I am not, nor have I ever had sex. This is where my concern for your sight is steming from.

I am sorry to hear of this seperation from your parents. I hope the Lord provided for you.
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Default Re: Sex Before Marriage - 08-06-2010, 07:27 AM

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I don't think you are understanding that I am not, nor have I ever had sex.
I don't find this plausible at all. You are honestly trying to say you are both virgins after dating for six years?


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Default Re: Sex Before Marriage - 08-06-2010, 07:28 AM

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Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying. Why do you think I got married when I was 17 and she was 15? We were hot for each other and our parents were eager to see us married before we fornicated.

1 Corinthians 7:9 But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn.
Nice. So its ok for you to get married to please your penis, but its not ok for for a gay couple to get married even if they are truly deeply in love?
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Default Re: Sex Before Marriage - 08-06-2010, 07:30 AM

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Yes I noticed that you have said that you have a boyfriend and also a fiancée. They are two totally different things.

So your racism also extends to a persons hair color.

I will not even lower myself to comment on your crass pervert comment.

He was my boyfriend. Now he is my financee. What about that do you not understand??

Racism has nothing to do with a person's hair color, only their skin color and/or ethnic background. I think the word you are looking for is prejudice.

Technically you just commented...just saying.
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I am sorry to hear of this seperation from your parents. I hope the Lord provided for you.
Thank you. The Lord has provided for me in joy beyond measure, as He promises all True Christians™.

The tale of my being stolen from my parents, my adoption, escape and subsequent discovery of Jesus has been known to bring tears to the eyes of True Christian™ Men.

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Nice. So its ok for you to get married to please your penis, but its not ok for for a gay couple to get married even if they are truly deeply in love?
What's so funny? The Bible is very clear on this.

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
Romans 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.


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Nice. So its ok for you to get married to please your penis, but its not ok for for a gay couple to get married even if they are truly deeply in love?
I'm sorry to say, but no. It's clear as day in the Bible that homosexuals don't get the same rights regular people get.

1 Corinthians 6:9 have ye not known that the unrighteous the reign of God shall not inherit? be not led astray; neither whoremongers, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor sodomites,

1 Corinthians 7:2 Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.

Did you know the Mexicans don't even have a word for the opposite of gay?


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Default Re: Sex Before Marriage - 08-06-2010, 07:36 AM

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I don't find this plausible at all. You are honestly trying to say you are both virgins after dating for six years?

Yes we are, but as you can see we are now engaged so we won't have to fight our feelings much longer. If we can do a quickie wedding, we can be righteously giving in to all this temptation we've been fighting my next weekend
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Default Re: Sex Before Marriage - 08-06-2010, 07:39 AM

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He was my boyfriend. Now he is my financee. What about that do you not understand??

Racism has nothing to do with a person's hair color, only their skin color and/or ethnic background. I think the word you are looking for is prejudice.

Technically you just commented...just saying.
As I said within a space of a few minutes, your boyfriend suddenly became your financee. If this this was so why are you on this Forum.

People of different race have different hair color. Racism & prejudice are the same, they discriminate.


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Yes we are, but as you can see we are now engaged so we won't have to fight our feelings much longer. If we can do a quickie wedding, we can be righteously giving in to all this temptation we've been fighting my next weekend
Congratulations! Will your first child be a green troll or a red one?


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Yes we are, but as you can see we are now engaged so we won't have to fight our feelings much longer. If we can do a quickie wedding, we can be righteously giving in to all this temptation we've been fighting my next weekend
Wow from boyfriend to fiancee in a matter of an hour? At this rate you should be married and have your first child by morning.


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As I said within a space of a few minutes, your boyfriend suddenly became your financee. If this this was so why are you on this Forum.

People of different race have different hair color. Racism & prejudice are the same, they discriminate.

I created this forum. Why are you here? And my boyfriend came to see me, my father told him that if he wished to see me again we must get engaged because, much like Levi and his wife's parents, my father feared something unholy might take place. My boyfriend said ok, I had little objection, and, thus, he became my fiancee.

Blacks, whites, asians, and hispanics can all have naturally black or brown hair. That would make them the same. And the difference between racism and prejudice is what they discriminate against. Were you home schooled? I have a feeling you were.
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