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Guns Evil Scientists Have Discovered a Way to Make Artificial Sperm! - 02-27-2016, 07:36 AM

Men! Red Alert!

Ever since more than 6000 years ago, immediately after the Fall from God's Grace (Genesis 3:6), Jesus has relied on Godly Sperm to fulfill His Command and Prophecy (Genesis 1:28).

Genesis 1:28
And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

Creation Doctrine is the most important Doctrine in addition to the prohibition of sodomy. How to be fruitful and multiply? Some atheists who have failed to read the Bible beyond the first Chapter of Genesis may struggle with this but we know better:

Genesis 2:24
Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.

The repulsive act of Fornication is the preferred method, in fact, it is the only method. Had the scientists read this much (only two Chapters), they would never have meddled with God's scheme. They didn't. They have. Now scientists can create babies without men by injecting eggs with artificial sperm.

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Scientists have claimed they have found a way for women to have babies without men by creating artificial sperm. The team from China claim they have created healthy mouse babies by injecting laboratory-made sperm into eggs to produce mouse offspring... Scientists in the UK praised the "mammoth" achievement of their Chinese colleagues....
Let us see what God has to say:

Psalms 139:13-14
For thou hast possessed my reins: thou hast covered me in my mother's womb. I will praise thee; for I am fearfully and wonderfully made: marvellous are thy works; and that my soul knoweth right well.

God made us in the womb. It is His privilege to do so. This requires marital fornication and sperm. Let us see how the babies designed by God turn out (unless there are grievous sins carried over generations causing congenital malformations and retardation; Exodus 20:5).


This is Baby Jesus. Look at Him! How cute and perfect He is.

Now let us compare God's Son who is God Himself to the babies produced by these Chinese feminists:


These are hideous monsters that have been born without man-to-woman fornication in China.

Obviously, this can very well be what all newborn Chinese babies look like but the contrast to Godly Caucasian Babies, let alone Jesus, is striking and not a coincidence.

This is the final piece in the puzzle that started immediately upon the Fall (Genesis 3:6). Unbelieving women have been trying to get rid of men ever since. As most scientists were men and Creation Scientists until Mr. Darwin published his "Original Species" in 1859. From that on, things have gotten out of hand.

The next serious blow was in 1899 when the Jew-turned-Catholic and a Nobelist Lureate (for human "blood groups") Karl Landsteiner invented the Sperm antibodies. These are molecular substances that inhibit fornicatory reproduction by killing myriads of potential Soldiers for Christ by chemical reactions. Here we can see innocent sperm being attacked by these antibodies that females insert into their cooters to prevent multiplying and replenishing the Earth (Genesis 1:28).




Why 1899? First, it was only two years after suffragettes were invented by Satan.



Secondly, there are still women surviving this fateful year of 1899, the year when the destruction of sperm began in earnest. The second-oldest woman in the world is a papist and an adulterer.

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Morano attributed her longevity to having left a violent husband in 1938.
Adultery! Sperm antibodies! This is irrefutable proof! The husband must have chastised her for them.

It is all connected. Atheist science begat sperm antibodies begat suffragettes begat adultery begat childless papist women begat feminism begat the will to reproduce without men begat the capability to have children without sperm. I must admit that there could be a benefit. As we know that during every ejaculatory spasm hundreds of sperm cells are released that never encounter an egg cell. These sperms are doomed to Hell without Repentance and the subsequent Baptism (Acts 2:38). By cutting down the number of sperm also less babies would be transferred automatically into Hell. However, this hypothesis does not hold. Jesus must have a function for all the souls in torment in Hell for a specific pre-determined purpose. Why else would He have decided to send an overwhelming majority of all people into the Furnace (Matthew 7:14). I surmise that the constant heat and gnashing of teeth (Matthew 13:50) must produce the energy needed to keep Heaven comfortable in the upper reaches of the Firmament, where it might be unpleasantly cold otherwise.

Jesus is always thinking about our best!

Men! Please fight this newest plague released by Satan. I suggest praying. In addition, as revolting as I find the act of conjugal relation, I shall attempt to complain a bit less about it in the future. It is, after all, the method Jesus intended us to use.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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