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True Christian™ Televangelist Director of Fundraising and Tithing On the Look Out for Wife #6!
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Happy Birthday to Brothers Monty and Lazarus! -
08-06-2009, 07:27 AM
Both of you fine men are excellent representatives at promoting racial understanding in America.
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Re: Happy Birthday to Brothers Monty and Lazarus! -
08-06-2009, 11:49 AM
Happy BD, Gentlemen! I'll be sending my oldest daughters around with some birthday pie for you two, they should still be hot and juicy when they arrive. Enjoy!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Happy Birthday to Brothers Monty and Lazarus! -
08-06-2009, 12:40 PM
Brother Monty is in Thailand inspecting one of his factories, and enjoying the lax law enforcement regarding homeless children over there. I'm sure that Jesus will relay our good wishes for his 50th birthday.
Brother Lazarus, I hope your wife bakes you your favorite pie.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Happy Birthday to Brothers Monty and Lazarus! -
08-06-2009, 12:55 PM
Well Mercy, we got ourselves birfdays! Is there gonna be a party?
Happy Birfday Brofers!
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Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance Christ's Rottweiler
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Re: Happy Birthday to Brothers Monty and Lazarus! -
08-06-2009, 12:56 PM
Is it a coincidence that ‘Montague’ and ‘Lazarus’ combine to make the anagram “USA Gut Alarm Zone.”
Perhaps The Lord is speaking to you both? Nevertheless, happy birthday.
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Re: Happy Birthday to Brothers Monty and Lazarus! -
08-06-2009, 01:04 PM
Congratulations !!!
Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are un Godly among them of all their un Godly deeds which they have un Godly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which un Godly sinners have spoken against him.
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Re: Happy Birthday to Brothers Monty and Lazarus! -
08-06-2009, 01:14 PM
Happy Birthday, brothers!
A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!
Psalm 139:19-20
Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
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Re: Happy Birthday to Brothers Monty and Lazarus! -
08-06-2009, 02:28 PM
Happy Birthday, brothers!
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Re: Happy Birthday to Brothers Monty and Lazarus! -
08-06-2009, 03:09 PM
Happy Birthday to both of you fine Christian men!
Luke 5:31
And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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Re: Happy Birthday to Brothers Monty and Lazarus! -
08-06-2009, 03:47 PM
Thank you all!!
Actually, here in in the capital of Thailand (I refuse to pronounce that filthy word) it is actually August 7!! I enjoyed a delicious birthday meal last night of neverending salad and breadsticks flown here from the closest Olive Garden (Honolulu).
Please give my regards to everyone in the Landover Family, particularly the 16 wealthy and deserving True Christians™ at Landover Baptist University Hospital waiting patiently for their organ transplants... Monty may have a very happy surprise for them when I return to Freehold on the 13th!!
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