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Re: Speaking Makes You Gay -
11-06-2011, 12:00 PM
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Anyone else noticing the signs of demon possession here?
Matthew 7:15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
Jeremiah 23:16 Thus saith the LORD of hosts, Hearken not unto the words of the prophets that prophesy unto you: they make you vain: they speak a vision of their own heart, and not out of the mouth of the LORD.
Galatians 1:9 As we said before, so say I now again, If any man preach any other gospel unto you than that ye have received, let him be accursed.
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No, I'm not demon-possessed. God protects me from demons. If I was demon possessed I wouldn't be able to speak God's name. Do you mean to tell me that demons can withstand the power of God?? Because I say MY GOD HAS POWER OVER DEMONS! I will not be accused of such things! Hold your tongue false prophet! How dare you use the scripture as a weapon against a brother in Christ!? My God has power over demons. Jesus Christ died for my sins, this I believe. His blood covers me that no demon shall enter my flesh or spirit for I am strong through him. Your wicked accusations will not hinder my faithful loyalty to the one true God.
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Re: Speaking Makes You Gay -
11-06-2011, 12:04 PM
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No, I'm not demon-possessed. God protects me from demons. If I was demon possessed I wouldn't be able to speak God's name.
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Scripture?
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Do you mean to tell me that demons can withstand the power of God?? Because I say MY GOD HAS POWER OVER DEMONS!
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No. But you aren't God.
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I will not be accused of such things! Hold your tongue false prophet! How dare you use the scripture as a weapon against a brother in Christ!? My God has power over demons. Jesus Christ died for my sins, this I believe. His blood covers me that no demon shall enter my flesh or spirit for I am strong through him. Your wicked accusations will not hinder my faithful loyalty to the one true God.
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We use scripture against you because you are a false Christian troll come here to preach your own made up God against the actual God of the Bible. How do you know God? Where did you find out about God? Why do you throw His word back in His face whenever you don't like it?
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Re: Speaking Makes You Gay -
11-06-2011, 12:11 PM
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Scripture?
No. But you aren't God.
We use scripture against you because you are a false Christian troll come here to preach your own made up God against the actual God of the Bible. How do you know God? Where did you find out about God? Why do you throw His word back in His face whenever you don't like it?
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You don't even know me, sir, and you can't say if I am or am not a Christian. I found about God at church, where I was baptized, and i know him because he is my Shepard and leads me not into temptation. I confess with my tongue that Jesus died for my sins and is my savior. It's not fair to say that anybody who argues with you isn't a Christian. You can disagree with me if you want, I have no problem there, but you can't say I'm not a Christian, because I am. I don't care if you THINK I'm not, I KNOW I am. Your judgement doesn't matter, I bow only to the judgement of the Lord.
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Re: Speaking Makes You Gay -
11-06-2011, 12:18 PM
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You don't even know me, sir, and you can't say if I am or am not a Christian. I found about God at church, where I was baptized, and i know him because he is my Shepard and leads me not into temptation. I confess with my tongue that Jesus died for my sins and is my savior. It's not fair to say that anybody who argues with you isn't a Christian. You can disagree with me if you want, I have no problem there, but you can't say I'm not a Christian, because I am. I don't care if you THINK I'm not, I KNOW I am. Your judgement doesn't matter, I bow only to the judgement of the Lord.
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I call you a cherry picking fool who blasphemes the Holy Ghost over and over and is making a mockery of God with falsely expressed beliefs to get a reaction. You aren't even consistent in your posts.
Matthew 12:34 O generation of vipers, how can ye, being evil, speak good things? for out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh.
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Re: Speaking Makes You Gay -
11-06-2011, 01:50 PM
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I call you a cherry picking fool who blasphemes the Holy Ghost over and over and is making a mockery of God with falsely expressed beliefs to get a reaction. You aren't even consistent in your posts.
Matthew 12:34 O generation of vipers, how can ye, being evil, speak good things? for out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh.
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I don't care what you call me. God calls me his beloved one. The bible told me you'd persecute me, so I consider your hate-spewing a blessing.
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
11-06-2011, 02:52 PM
Please don't confuse righteous rebuking with persecution: it makes you look silly.
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Re: Speaking Makes You Gay -
11-06-2011, 04:03 PM
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I don't care what you call me. God calls me his beloved one. The bible told me you'd persecute me, so I consider your hate-spewing a blessing.
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How dare you characterize obedience to God's commands as hate spewing! Apologize to Jesus immediately and repent from your sinful ways!
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Re: Speaking Makes You Gay -
11-06-2011, 06:00 PM
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...i know him because he is my Shepard and leads me not into temptation...
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Ok, Pet Peeve™ time again: The word you're looking for is SHEPHERD, as in SHEEP HERDER.
Psalm 23:1 "The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want."
This is what happens when someone is more familiar with Mass Effect than the Bible.
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
11-07-2011, 07:09 PM
So weed makes you gay just when I thought you couldn't get any stupider it happens. Weed has nothing to do with being gay are you people so desperate to could up with bad things about things you don't understand? It's sad weed does let damage to you then drinking so why is it illegal because of miss understandings about the people and the drug it's self.
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Re: Speaking Makes You Gay -
11-07-2011, 07:12 PM
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I recently did a study with twenty people. Ten were allowed to speak with each other and the other ten weren't. The ten that were allowed to speak then engaged in a homosexual orgy of unspeakable sin. The ten that did not speak were disgusted and left the session. The ten that spoke and then commenced in homosexual acts regretted it the next day. Therefor, speaking makes you gay.
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No, this would simply be incidental sodomy among those already so inclined to pack mud. And not scientific by any means, as you have not introduced any potential catalyst that could lead to rectal rape. The ten that did not couple in sin declined to do so because they were not allowed to verbally state whether they wanted to give or receive the man steel.
Please have some respect for real scientifical research.
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11-07-2011, 08:10 PM
Weed is harmless its Christians who say the earth is flat that we need to worry about
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
11-08-2011, 04:32 AM
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Weed is harmless its Christians who say the earth is flat that we need to worry about
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Dear fool: Go back and read this thread from the beginning. "Niggerweed" is far from harmless.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
11-08-2011, 05:42 AM
Just wondering, does Landover think all races besides Whites go to hell?
1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
11-08-2011, 05:56 AM
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Just wondering, does Landover think all races besides Whites go to hell?
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That would be a racist position. I'm shocked that you would even ask such a thing.
Through Jesus all things are possible. Christ can wipe the color out of any darkie, coon or yid and purify them, making them White enough to attain everlasting Salvation.
A few anyway.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
11-08-2011, 05:58 AM
So when they die, do they turn white?
1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
11-08-2011, 08:49 AM
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So when they die, do they turn white?
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What a ridiculously racist question!
God judges them. If they lived their lives like good white folk and overcame their tendency to behave in ways God hates and accepted Jesus as their personal saviour... But how many of them do you honestly see doing that? You yourself can't even manage it and you've no excuse.
(Wait a moment! You're not a darkie or something are you?)
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
01-30-2012, 07:33 PM
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Praise Christ that True Christians™ are never tempted by the Devil's weed!
The results are in from Landover University. A carefully controlled double blind study in which half of the 20 male participants smoked oregano and the other half cannibis, a Schedule I narcotic.
The prinicpal finding of the study is that ingestion of THC, in any amount, lowers your inhibitions and self control. Men normally adverse to immoral conduct threw their conscience out the window after a bong hit.
In short, 100 percent of the uninhibited men that were stoned engaged in either autofellatio or sodomy. All ten men regretted the experience the next day. Most are in counseling and being tested for AIDS and rectumosis. They universally agree that it was marijuana that lead to the depravity and would not have engaged in such filth if not under the influence.
Praise Jesus Christ for the War on Drugs!
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Could you please provide a site, or upload pictures of the documents proving that this experiment was really conducted?
Was there any study that these 10 men were not already homosexuals before the study was done?
It seems VERY unfair that these men catch AIDS as a result of a test to your expense. Why didn't you do blood work on these men BEFORE the experiment to ensure their safety? There are many lawsuits here...
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
01-30-2012, 08:10 PM
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Could you please provide a site, or upload pictures of the documents proving that this experiment was really conducted?
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This is a Christian forum. I am not about to upload pictures of the depraved and wicked daisy chain of sodomy that ensued.
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Was there any study that these 10 men were not already homosexuals before the study was done?
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Yes. Known queers were paraded in front of the test subjects before the bowls were packed and none of them showed interest in the sissies before smoking weed.
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It seems VERY unfair that these men catch AIDS as a result of a test to your expense. Why didn't you do blood work on these men BEFORE the experiment to ensure their safety? There are many lawsuits here...
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Take this up with God. They packed mud and were judged with righteous punishment from the Lord.
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
01-30-2012, 08:53 PM
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This is a Christian forum. I am not about to upload pictures of the depraved and wicked daisy chain of sodomy that ensued.
Yes. Known queers were paraded in front of the test subjects before the bowls were packed and none of them showed interest in the sissies before smoking weed.
Take this up with God. They packed mud and were judged with righteous punishment from the Lord.
In Christ
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I was not asking you to upload the pictures of the sodomy that took place, but the DOCUMENTATION. (you know, the pieces of paper that stuff was written on to prove that it happened) Besides, why in the world would you want pictures like that? For your own pleasure?
The fact that they didn't give the protesters any attention is not enough proof that they were not homosexuals.
One again, why didn't you do bloodwork before hand to ensure their safety? One does not acquire AIDS from just 1 homosexual encounter with another person that is clean.
These men have to suffer for the wrest of their lives due to your sinful experiment.
The prophet that hath a dream, let him tell a dream; and he that hath my word, let him speak my word faithfully. What is the chaff to the wheat? saith the LORD. - KJV scripture only (ADMIN)
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
01-30-2012, 09:01 PM
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I was not asking you to upload the pictures of the sodomy that took place, but the DOCUMENTATION. (you know, the pieces of paper that stuff was written on to prove that it happened) Besides, why in the world would you want pictures like that? For your own pleasure?
The fact that they didn't give the protesters any attention is not enough proof that they were not homosexuals.
One again, why didn't you do bloodwork before hand to ensure their safety? One does not acquire AIDS from just 1 homosexual encounter with another person that is clean.
These men have to suffer for the wrest of their lives due to your sinful experiment.
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Strange. On the one hand, you insist that marijuana doesn't cause homosexual urges, and on the other, you blame the EXPERIMENT for the possibility that the men in the experiment may have been exposed to the AIDS.
So you must agree that the administration of marijuana induces homosexual lusts in otherwise normal men, and that these men were unable to control such urges. Otherwise, you'd have to argue (as the safer-sex people do) that the men's exposure to the AIDS was a result of their own choices as mature adults, blah blah blah.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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