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Jesus Jesus Shows another sign: the Yellow Sludge in Colorado River is Gold! - 08-11-2015, 06:34 AM
Praise Jesus. Glory to God.

By yet another supernatural intervention by Jesus has changed the waters into another element - no, it is not wine (John 2:7-9) this time but precious GOLD! Typically, atheist leaders of the country fail to understand the glorious deeper meanings of this miraculous event.
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Federal officials scrambled Saturday to contain a spreading environmental disaster that began after a million gallons of contaminated water spilled from an old gold mine, flooding the Animas River and threatening crucial waterways throughout the Southwest. The accident, caused by the Environmental Protection Agency during a cleanup operation Wednesday, triggered a toxic plume turning the beloved, crystal clear Animas the color of mustard. Some residents reportedly wept as officials shut down the river and urged people to conserve drinking water. The fluorescent sludge, moving at 5 mph, kept going, reaching Farmington and Aztec, N.M., on Saturday as it headed for the San Juan River, Lake Powell and the Colorado River.

In a conference call with reporters, regional heads of the EPA said the amount of water rushing from the defunct Gold King Mine, above the town of Silverton, had decreased from 740 gallons per minute to 548 gallons. And it’s now being collected in a settling pond and treated to make it less toxic. Still, the officials said they have no idea how much water remained in the mine. The mine water contains heavy metals, such as arsenic, lead, cadmium, aluminum and copper.

A beautiful sight: pure gold rushing downstream as a glorious manifestation of the wrath, love and POWER of Jesus!

The officials have no idea how a mine that has been derelict for a century would suddenly spew out GOLD and other precious metals. This leaves the intervention by Jesus the only option. He must have made this happen, thus, it must be for the greater Good. What IS this greater Good? It is the immanent End of Times, the END, Second Coming, Rapture and all that. Had the environmental agents of EPA studied the Bible, they would have realized this immediately!

Haggai 2:8
The silver [is] mine, and the gold [is] mine, saith the LORD of hosts.
  • Truly, the river of Pure Gold belongs to our Lord Jesus. This proves without any doubt that He is the force behind this wonderful event!

Job 23:10
But he knoweth the way that I take: when he hath tried me, I shall come forth as gold.
  • Truly, after being tried by Jesus we also become pure as gold. As a sign of the forthcoming judgment He has given us this beautiful sign!

John 4:14
But whosoever drinketh of the water that I shall give him shall never thirst; but the water that I shall give him shall be in him a well of water springing up into everlasting life.
  • Truly, this yellow water could be the very water Jesus was talking about!

Psalms 68:13
Though ye have lien among the pots, yet shall ye be as the wings of a dove covered with silver, and her feathers with yellow gold.
  • Truly, Yellow Gold! Point proven!



The beauty of Jesus' waters is astonishing!





Our long wait is almost over! Jesus will once again take over! It may well be that unbelievers cannot stomach the wonderful waters of JESUS CHRIST! For us they are a form of glorious delicious Spiritual Nourishment to be cherished as a sneak peak of the New Jerusalem made of yellow gold!

Revelation 21:2
And I John saw the holy city, New Jerusalem, coming down from God out of heaven, prepared as a bride adorned for her husband.



Yours in Christ,

Elmer

2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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Prayer Re: Jesus Shows another sign: the Yellow Sludge in Colorado River is Gold! - 08-11-2015, 06:42 AM
Verily, I would love to shower in the golden stream of our Lord!
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Verily, I would love to shower in the golden stream of our Lord!
Amen, Brother! After reading the story, I closed my eyes and imagined the Lord's Shower of Gold immersing me, splashing all around, wetting my hair, opening my mouth to drink down some of His Glorious Liquid. It's enough to make you want to jump out of your chair and SHOUT PRAISE! and SING HALLELUJAH!

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Default Re: Jesus Shows another sign: the Yellow Sludge in Colorado River is Gold! - 08-11-2015, 04:00 PM
Soon, this stream will scald the Mormans in godless Utah.

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Default Re: Jesus Shows another sign: the Yellow Sludge in Colorado River is Gold! - 08-16-2015, 08:45 AM
Didn't Colorado legalize marijuana some time back?

I suspect this may be Acapulco gold, not Jesus gold.

Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
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