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Hello. I thought I would just exposed y'all to the truth. I seed my son watching "ghram the Christian " I thought it was some religious channel where people can be learned about Jesus. BOY WAS I WRONG. I heer him hearing to it when I heer " Your'e mom gay no you" This is not only BATANTLY promoted homosexuality but also an attack on my religion!!!!!! I needed to research more memes to truly get an ideea of how bad this is. The first meme ever created was a cat saying "can I has a cheese burger" THIS IS BLATANT CAT SUPREMACY!!!! WHY CANT IT BE A DOG???!!!!??? I then stumbled across "philositaptor" which promotes THINKING!!!!! WE aren't supposed to think about things!!! WE JUST FOLLOW GOD I then see the final meme. American oil. I am speechless. I pour gasoline on my sons lappot and burn it. The enter net is messed up.
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Default Re: I ARE RUINING SOCIETY!!!!! - 05-31-2018, 12:32 AM

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Hello. I thought I would just exposed y'all to the truth...
How about really shocking the True Christians™ with shit like proper grammar and spelling, coherent thoughts, actual verifiable evidence, logical conclusions based on those thoughts and evidence, or maybe even just what they clearly ask for, like "Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus."?


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Hello. I thought I would just exposed y'all to the truth. I seed my son watching "ghram the Christian " I thought it was some religious channel where people can be learned about Jesus. BOY WAS I WRONG. I heer him hearing to it when I heer " Your'e mom gay no you" This is not only BATANTLY promoted homosexuality but also an attack on my religion!!!!!! I needed to research more memes to truly get an ideea of how bad this is. The first meme ever created was a cat saying "can I has a cheese burger" THIS IS BLATANT CAT SUPREMACY!!!! WHY CANT IT BE A DOG???!!!!??? I then stumbled across "philositaptor" which promotes THINKING!!!!! WE aren't supposed to think about things!!! WE JUST FOLLOW GOD I then see the final meme. American oil. I am speechless. I pour gasoline on my sons lappot and burn it. The enter net is messed up.
Dear New Person,


I see you have given us your phone number as a username, how original. Anyway, tell us more about your home country of Swaziland. Are you still chucking spears at each other? Do you still toi-toi in the streets and force young girls to wear rubber necklaces? What is the economy like now that the white man does not do everything for you?


On to more important issues, what is your relationship with Jesus? Has he entered you fully and plumbed the depths of your soul to give you peace?


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Default Re: MEMES ARE RUINING SOCIETY!!!!! - 05-31-2018, 07:39 AM

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I have absolutely no idea what you are babbling on about. Perhaps you have demons? I shall pray for your soul.
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Default Re: MEMES ARE RUINING SOCIETY!!!!! - 05-31-2018, 08:38 AM

Is this the redneck version of a Turing test?


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African Re: MEMES ARE RUINING SOCIETY!!!!! - 06-01-2018, 11:47 PM

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I see you have given us your phone number as a username, how original. Anyway, tell us more about your home country of Swaziland. Are you still chucking spears at each other? Do you still toi-toi in the streets and force young girls to wear rubber necklaces? What is the economy like now that the white man does not do everything for you?

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That's way too long to be a phone number (I'm pretty sure). I don't know what makes you think that this person is from Swaziland. Even if they are, for you to assume that they chuck spears is very racist. It's also a misrepresentation of African culture to say people in Swaziland force little girls, to wear rubber necklaces, I'm not really sure where that happens, but it isn't there. Also, black people can do just fine without white people around.


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That's way too long to be a phone number (I'm pretty sure). I don't know what makes you think that this person is from Swaziland. Even if they are, for you to assume that they chuck spears is very racist. It's also a misrepresentation of African culture to say people in Swaziland force little girls, to wear rubber necklaces, I'm not really sure where that happens, but it isn't there. Also, black people can do just fine without white people around.
Dear Anthony,


Have you ever been to Swaziland? I have and I can tell you it is not a very nice place.


Look at how they live in this day and age. As you can see they have spears that they are ready to chuck.


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Why are you always making racist comments?


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It's also a misrepresentation of African culture
Hello Mr. Jackson. I was wondering, don't you think that your presumption about the existence of a single African culture lies somewhere between utter ignorance and sheer racism?


There is no single African culture. Just compare the cuisines - for example, the difference between Egyptian shawarma, South African potjiekos stew, and Senegalese thieboudienne. Cuisine is just one of many elements of culture, and Africa, just like any other continent, is saturated with thousands of diverse cultures.


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to say people in Swaziland force little girls, to wear rubber necklaces, I'm not really sure where that happens, but it isn't there.
Well, you see, you cannot in the same sentence admit that you don't know where it happens and ascertain that it does not occur in Swaziland.


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That is a good research hypothesis - now you need some arguments to support it. Would Nubia develop without the cultural influence from Egypt? Did Djenné-Djenno appear as a completely indigenous development, or was it influenced by the previous rise of civilizations in other areas? Was sorghum domesticated as an independent invention, or is there evidence of earlier trade of domesticated plants - spreading knowledge of how to farm - from Egypt? These are some of the questions you might want to consider when composing your answer.


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Have you ever been to Swaziland? I have and I can tell you it is not a very nice place.
Never got much closer than Nelspruit. We did have a Swazi guide on and off whom we could phone when necessary. Quite accommodating, friendly. These days it's best just to fly in and be done with it.
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Hello Mr. Jackson. I was wondering, don't you think that your presumption about the existence of a single African culture lies somewhere between utter ignorance and sheer racism?


There is no single African culture. Just compare the cuisines - for example, the difference between Egyptian shawarma, South African potjiekos stew, and Senegalese thieboudienne. Cuisine is just one of many elements of culture, and Africa, just like any other continent, is saturated with thousands of diverse cultures.


Well, you see, you cannot in the same sentence admit that you don't know where it happens and ascertain that it does not occur in Swaziland.


That is a good research hypothesis - now you need some arguments to support it. Would Nubia develop without the cultural influence from Egypt? Did Djenné-Djenno appear as a completely indigenous development, or was it influenced by the previous rise of civilizations in other areas? Was sorghum domesticated as an independent invention, or is there evidence of earlier trade of domesticated plants - spreading knowledge of how to farm - from Egypt? These are some of the questions you might want to consider when composing your answer.
Well said, heathen. But, and there is a big "but" here, all Africa is condemned to Hell for being a place of paganism, islamism and catholicism, with a few drops of True Christianism in the form of missionaries. So in a way, Mr Jackson (the nigro speaking in first place) is right. For what really matters, all Africa is the same.


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Never got much closer than Nelspruit. We did have a Swazi guide on and off whom we could phone when necessary. Quite accommodating, friendly. These days it's best just to fly in and be done with it.
Ah, Sister Mitza, I remember Nelspruit well. The stench of the paper mill wafting over the town in the early morning was an absolute delight. The prison was one of my favorite places to visit. I can remember way back in 1985, while I was there, visiting, ministering to all the youthful delinquents that had been detained for spear chucking and also having the cheek to accuse the government of being brutal and oppressive.


It was also the year that saw the Australian XI rugby team visit the area. There are many stories I could tell you of that time, but they will have to wait.


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That is a good research hypothesis - now you need some arguments to support it.

I've abbreviated your post due to the argument is settled. No research is necessary. God not only explains THAT Africans deserve everlasting torture but also explains WHY Africans deserve everlasting torture.
Psalm 53:2-3 God looked down from heaven upon the children of men, to see if there were any that did understand, that did seek God. Every one of them is gone back: they are altogether become filthy; there is none that doeth good, no, not one.
I know some people will claim O that is in the Old testament which Jesus set aside and anyway it just refers to a specific time & place but God does not say Every one of them is gone back: they are altogether become filthy except in Djenné-Djenno even though He knew all about Djenné-Djenno, everyone who would ever live there, everything happening there at the time and everything that would ever happen there. When God was advising Paul, that is after Jesus was killed for the sins of those accepting His Perfect Love and after Jesus was observed ascending into Heaven following His resurrection, the situation had not changed.
Romans 3:10-12 As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one: There is none that understandeth, there is none that seeketh after God. They are all gone out of the way, they are together become unprofitable; there is none that doeth good, no, not one.
What position of hope could there ever be for the African without the Christian missionary?

God is absolutely clear about the statues, wood carvings, pottery models, metal castings, hammered gold figurines, pictures of stars or of the moon or sun. All these are prohibited absolutely and all are commanded to be destroyed. It is obvious in that case how God reacts when He sees Africans ogling the things or grovelling near their plinths or using them as fetishes. How should they ever hear The Good News about God's perspective on their culture and the opportunity to be free? By proclamation from self-professed mahdis? Vivid hallucinations described by a transient witchdoctor who eats roots and leaves? Very unlikely. But whatever source you'd propose evidently has not delivered because those idols still exist. Catholics obviously just make things worse by introducing idols of their own.

Perhaps for the project you're suggesting a comparison could be made like those soap adverts: before & after. Usually they look worse after, either that or it's a different model. The Bible does not change, yesterday, today, forever. Africa on the other hand seems to change all the time. Except maybe the bats in Entebbe. Unbelievable, but there they are anyway!
Hebrews 13:7-9a Remember them which have the rule over you, who have spoken unto you the word of God: whose faith follow, considering the end of their conversation. Jesus Christ the same yesterday, and to day, and for ever. Be not carried about with divers and strange doctrines.
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Default Re: MEMES ARE RUINING SOCIETY!!!!! - 06-08-2018, 12:29 AM

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Is this the redneck version of a Turing test?
Wasn't Turing some sort of Godless homer?


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Default Re: MEMES ARE RUINING SOCIETY!!!!! - 06-08-2018, 09:50 AM

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Nelspruit..rugby team etc.
Although not in the 80's I have travelled with the rugby team, very polite (I was wearing a tennis T-shirt, due to I never travel with luggage and needed a change of clothes so bought one before showering in the lounge; we shared a forward cabin) but yes, I did get teased! Actually I follow neither sport so didn't know who they were and it's immaterial to me whether their tour was well received internationally. I must say though, the service they got from the cabin crew was outstanding (they'd just beaten France) and occasionally one would come to sit by me with questions about tennis. A subject I'm as ignorant of as of cricket or tiddly-winks; clearly they didn't expect me to know anything about rugby.

Nelspruit on the other hand, when visiting, I'm just passing through. There were some half decent fashion outlets, less so now I'd imagine. Helicopter rather than train would be the go but I always enjoy overnight journeys in a sleeper. Sadly inadvisable today. There. Maybe going south (from Pretoria)? But honestly, stick with the helicopters. Here is an attractive hartebeest.

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Hello. I thought I would just exposed y'all to the truth. I seed my son watching "ghram the Christian " I thought it was some religious channel where people can be learned about Jesus. BOY WAS I WRONG. I heer him hearing to it when I heer " Your'e mom gay no you" This is not only BATANTLY promoted homosexuality but also an attack on my religion!!!!!! I needed to research more memes to truly get an ideea of how bad this is. The first meme ever created was a cat saying "can I has a cheese burger" THIS IS BLATANT CAT SUPREMACY!!!! WHY CANT IT BE A DOG???!!!!??? I then stumbled across "philositaptor" which promotes THINKING!!!!! WE aren't supposed to think about things!!! WE JUST FOLLOW GOD I then see the final meme. American oil. I am speechless. I pour gasoline on my sons lappot and burn it. The enter net is messed up.
How awful it must have bin to waste money on ***scat play reference automatically removed by JesOS*** that you burn after seeing that it's bad.
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