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04-29-2017, 04:03 PM
Wazz up y'all! Im 2 coool 4 skool. Whaz all I hear bout this Jesuz fella? He sounds lik a coool kat. HOw can I now hm?
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Re: YO -
04-29-2017, 04:07 PM
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Wazz up y'all! Im 2 coool 4 skool. Whaz all I hear bout this Jesuz fella? He sounds lik a coool kat. HOw can I now hm?
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Wait-- "2cool4school". . . That's meant to be read as "Too cool for school", isn't it? So very clever. I've never heard that saying before; I like how it rhymes. And using numbers for sound-alike words? So imaginative.
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Re: YO -
04-29-2017, 04:22 PM
This is probably the worst introduction I've ever seen. If you want to get to know (notice the proper spelling) Jesus, you need to go get yourself a KJV 1611 Bible and read it from Genesis to Revalation.
And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
Deuteronomy 6.5
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Re: YO -
04-29-2017, 04:34 PM
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Wait-- "2cool4school". . . That's meant to be read as "Too cool for school", isn't it? So very clever. I've never heard that saying before; I like how it rhymes. And using numbers for sound-alike words? So imaginative.
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I know, right? This is inspiring! Perhaps I ought to go back to school just so I can keep up with this new Age of Intellectualism and Wordsmithery! I sure don't want to be left out of the loop just because I employ old fashioned literature skills!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: YO -
04-29-2017, 04:42 PM
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I know, right? This is inspiring! Perhaps I ought to go back to school just so I can keep up with this new Age of Intellectualism and Wordsmithery! I sure don't want to be left out of the loop just because I employ old fashioned literature skills!
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So true, Sister. I do think that it is only proper that we feel privileged to have witnessed this new surge of literary achievement just as it was told to us in the OT.
Proverbs 8:12
I wisdom dwell with prudence, and find out knowledge of witty inventions.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Re: YO -
04-29-2017, 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
I know, right? This is inspiring! Perhaps I ought to go back to school just so I can keep up with this new Age of Intellectualism and Wordsmithery! I sure don't want to be left out of the loop just because I employ old fashioned literature skills!
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Exactly, Sister! I feel so . . . antiquated spelling out words like "too" and "for"; such a waste of time in this fast-paced world of Intellectual Inquiry and Deep Discourse.
We need to play catch up if we ever hope to communicate our message of Truth© to bright young minds such as this person.
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Re: YO -
04-29-2017, 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted by handmaiden
Wait-- "2cool4school". . . That's meant to be read as "Too cool for school", isn't it? So very clever. I've never heard that saying before; I like how it rhymes. And using numbers for sound-alike words? So imaginative.
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Yes, isn't it? I was just thinking the same word myself.
Secular schools are very poor and there's not much point attending one except to prepare oneself for service to Mammon. Christian home schooling offers a proper alternative with sound textbooks and all our coursework rooted in reality. This is an ideal preparation for the Ministry or further educational opportunities and I know that one or two here can help you in that direction. But you probably don't know what that means so here is a musical example:
Demons are real. They want every person to be uneducated, unable to read and therefore unable to think. A speech-to-text app. is beneficial in that case because the user can't check if the spoken words match the text or not. False ideas are distributed in that way by the "cool" people who dropped out of "school" and are perpetuated by demons acting to reinforce their "ideas" with little adjustments to reality you'd hardly notice but make things look to you like they said they'd look. Cheap.
The Bible contains an answer for these fools. Ants. Hard work and ants.
Proverbs 30 . KJV . look up
24 There be four things which are little upon the earth, but they are exceeding wise:
25 The ants are a people not strong, yet they prepare their meat in the summer;
26 The conies are but a feeble folk, yet make they their houses in the rocks;
27 The locusts have no king, yet go they forth all of them by bands;
28 The spider taketh hold with her hands, and is in kings'palaces.
29 There be three things which go well, yea, four are comely in going:
30 A lion which is strongest among beasts, and turneth not away for any;
31 A greyhound; an he goat also; and a king, against whom there is no rising up.
32 If thou hast done foolishly in lifting up thyself, or if thou hast thought evil, lay thine hand upon thy mouth.
33 Surely the churning of milk bringeth forth butter, and the wringing of the nose bringeth forth blood: so the forcing of wrath bringeth forth strife.
If you'd like to join our homeschooling learner groups I know The Pastors will be happy to assess your potential.
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Re: YO -
04-30-2017, 07:12 AM
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Originally Posted by 2cool4school
Wazz up y'all! Im 2 coool 4 skool. Whaz all I hear bout this Jesuz fella? He sounds lik a coool kat. HOw can I now hm?
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Yes and we all know what being cool got us. Don't we?
“And they heard the voyce of the LORD God, walking in the garden in the coole of the day: and Adam and his wife hid themselues from the presence of the LORD God, amongst the trees of the garden.”
That's from a Book called Genesis it's part of the Bible (KJV 1611). If you learn how to read and write you might find it interesting.
YIC (this does not mean Yours in Coolness)
TT
Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Re: YO -
04-30-2017, 07:27 AM
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Yes and we all know what being cool got us. Don't we?
“And they heard the voyce of the LORD God, walking in the garden in the coole of the day: and Adam and his wife hid themselues from the presence of the LORD God, amongst the trees of the garden.”
That's from a Book called Genesis it's part of the Bible (KJV 1611). If you learn how to read and write you might find it interesting.
YIC (this does not mean Yours in Coolness)
TT
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Not much chance of that Mr Taylor, but I'm always happy to be proved wrong.
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Re: YO -
04-30-2017, 07:32 AM
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Not much chance of that Mr Taylor, but I'm always happy to be proved wrong.
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Ahhh... Sister Mitza, we can but hope, we can but hope.
Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Re: YO -
04-30-2017, 07:37 AM
How are you managing without your partner?
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Re: YO -
04-30-2017, 07:43 AM
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How are you managing without your partner?
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Things are going very well. Matilda, the house girl, tends to everything around the house leaving me more time for Bible study and my pursuit of outdoor activities. One or two odd things were happening at one stage but seem to have stopped now. The only problem I have at the minute is sometimes waking up in strange places in the morning and not being able to remember how I got there.
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Thomas
Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Re: YO -
04-30-2017, 10:35 AM
If you put on a sweater then you'll no longer be cold and can go to school and learn how to spell.
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Re: YO -
04-30-2017, 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Thomas Taylor
Things are going very well. Matilda, the house girl, tends to everything around the house leaving me more time for Bible study and my pursuit of outdoor activities. One or two odd things were happening at one stage but seem to have stopped now. The only problem I have at the minute is sometimes waking up in strange places in the morning and not being able to remember how I got there.
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It's great that you're studying The Bible.
Sometimes it's difficult to know whether you are remembering something or actually doing it, as though you're not really there.
PSALM 38 . KJV . look up
9 Lord, all my desire is before thee; and my groaning is not hid from thee.
10 My heart panteth, my strength faileth me: as for the light of mine eyes, it also is gone from me.
11 My lovers and my friends stand aloof from my sore; and my kinsmen stand afar off.
12 They also that seek after my life lay snares for me: and they that seek my hurt speak mischievous things, and imagine deceits all the day long.
13 But I, as a deaf man, heard not; and I was as a dumb man that openeth not his mouth.
14 Thus I was as a man that heareth not, and in whose mouth are no reproofs.
15 For in thee, O LORD, do I hope: thou wilt hear, O Lord my God.
God understands these feelings and would reassure you.
Perhaps this is a type of grief where you seem to be inside (the building where you wake up) and outside at the same time, with the air and the scenery passing through you as if you are part of the scenery which other people see but which you can't see yourself. You could shout but it would come out as silence, if they spoke to you they could not be heard.
Keep reading The Bible to appreciate just how well God understands His creation and how well therefore He understands you. Once I appreciated this reality the world came back into focus and I stopped wondering is this the last time I walked beside the brook and I'm remembering? Or is it the next time and I'm anticipating?
Your world will come back into focus too, the buildings will coalesce and you'll remember how you got there. The air becomes breathable once more.
So I'm glad you're finding time to read The Bible.
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