[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by timmothy

my dear lady. their is discipline and their is abuse. Burning a pie is NOT A SIN! accidents happen. when they do your big stupid hubby needs to face the facts. IF ANYONE ABUSES THEIR WIFE OR KIDS I WILL COME SCRATCH YOUR EYES OUT FOR BEING A piffleING MORMON!

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[Nobar King]

Also, do you know how difficult it is to scratch someone's eyes out?

[Matthew Hopkins]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

Also, do you know how difficult it is to scratch someone's eyes out?

Alas, Brother, only too well...

YBIC

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

Also, do you know how difficult it is to scratch someone's eyes out?

Surprisingly easy, Brother.



Surprisingly easy.

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by timmothy

Burning a pie is NOT A SIN!

Disobeying a Pastor, however is — or one's Husband. How many men have you heard command "darlingest, pliz go & burrn this pie?" or in Australia "oi woom do incinerate this steak" or in Newcastle-upon-Tyne "&^% .z*#@ .Ò¿¢ .¥øº§¡, lass"?

The Christian Husband stands in the same relationship to his wife as God does to the Christian Husband.

COLOSSIANS 3
22 Servants, obey in all things your masters according to the flesh; not with eyeservice, as menpleasers; but in singleness of heart, fearing God:
23 And whatsoever ye do, do it heartily, as to the Lord, and not unto men;
24 Knowing that of the Lord ye shall receive the reward of the inheritance: for ye serve the Lord Christ.
KJV

WE KNOW THIS INCLUDES WIVES.

EPHESIANS 5
22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.
KJV

The secularist proclaims that "partners" should be "equal" — well I suppose partners may be equal, the lesbian and her wifelet, the business executive and her boy-toy, the sodomite and his househusband so by the atheistic standard of sociologists these wretches are equal in the sense that they are all going to spend eternity with SATAN.

BUT THAT IS NOT THE STANDARD GOD HAS CHOSEN FOR US.

So before posting Mr QUOTE=timmothy do try referring to The Inerrant Word we have preserved for us in The Bible and remember that Landover is a Baptist Church, that Baptists are a Bible believing denomination which means that we BELIEVE THE BIBLE (surprised? I know I was when I had to point out such an obvious fact, repeatedly, to a lesbian enabler a year or two ago and every time since when some moron turns up advancing secular standards as the yardstick by which all beliefs should be judged; sure, a Darwinist or an axe-murderer or an advocate-for-universal-suffrage will hold such standards, people like that always do but we believe The Bible)

..and That standard is absolute.

Colossians & Ephesians HERE

[ThatMongoloidChick]

You all should call Domestic Abuse Hotline and after that you should probably seek some psychological help, since you all are bat-shit crazy and don't realize that you should not be beaten by anybody

[Thomas Taylor]

Originally Posted by ThatMongoloidChick

You all should call Domestic Abuse Hotline and after that you should probably seek some psychological help, since you all are bat-shit crazy and don't realize that you should not be beaten by anybody

It's obvious that when you were growing up you were not beaten enough. Now go and write an introduction as you have been instructed on numerous occasions. Come on now woman, chop, chop.

[vaporsniffer]

Yes, you should not cover up the bruises from your husband, I mean, why should you care what your hippy neighboors think anyways, I mean, do they even care what you think? Have you asked yourself that question before? Maybe you should just re bake that pie, and simply seek forgiveness from your sins, even if it was from buring the pie, sheesh, maybe your man just needs to eat your pie more, instead of istilling the fear in you by beating you which is not a very christian thing to do even if you are full of sin ,) ***Pornographic Spam Deleted*** If god was here, he would be vaping for sure ,) and not beating up his wife for the sake of the lord! He would be ashamed of you!

[husbandslover]

My husband disciplines me on my bottom so that there is no concern of hiding any marks, also it makes it even more uncomfortable to sit so I get much more done when spanked on my bottom. If he didn't discipline me, I would still be lost and never came to repentance. He paddles me daily as a reminder. Today he spanked me w/a clothes hanger for back-talking and washed my mouth out with soap. Then made me do murga for ten minutes. The correct response to him is yes sir. No matter what.

[BelieverInGod]

Originally Posted by husbandslover

My husband disciplines me on my bottom so that there is no concern of hiding any marks, also it makes it even more uncomfortable to sit so I get much more done when spanked on my bottom. If he didn't discipline me, I would still be lost and never came to repentance. He paddles me daily as a reminder. Today he spanked me w/a clothes hanger for back-talking and washed my mouth out with soap. Then made me do murga for ten minutes. The correct response to him is yes sir. No matter what.

murga?

[Betty Sue]

Originally Posted by BelieverInGod

murga?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murga

WHYW OULD SHE do musicial theater from SOUTH AMERICCA?

[MitzaLizalor]

[wikipedia is biased against Godlimess]

WHYW OULD SHE do musicial theater from SOUTH AMERICCA?

I think it's one of their chicken dishes.

[BelieverInGod]

Originally Posted by Betty Sue

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murga

WHYW OULD SHE do musicial theater from SOUTH AMERICCA?

She had to do 10 minutes of South American musical theater?

Wow, and I thought scrubbing grout with a toothbrush was a pain.

[husbandslover]

Originally Posted by BelieverInGod

She had to do 10 minutes of South American musical theater?

Wow, and I thought scrubbing grout with a toothbrush was a pain.

No mam. Its murga punishement. Its where you have to bend over and wrap your arms around your legs and in between them while holding on to your ears.

[BelieverInGod]

Originally Posted by husbandslover

No mam. Its murga punishement. Its where you have to bend over and wrap your arms around your legs and in between them while holding on to your ears.

Okay, I found it, now I'm seriously worried about your husband and this church you belong to.

1. It comes from Hindoo and is supposed to humiliate you by making you "look like a rooster"
2. Even the Hindoo's say it's a punishment for boys
3. It's popular in the BDSM cult and that's run by homers.

Does your 'church' have this symbol anywhere?



Could we get a Pastor to step in here? Pastor Zeke? You have experience with this chink stuff.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

I know that all slants have an amazing threshold for pain. It's like they don't feel it. I've personally tested this theory out hundreds of times on my 14 year old indonesian houseboy. He never even flinches. He just keeps taking it.

Slants are weird creatures.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

I know that all slants have an amazing threshold for pain. It's like they don't feel it. I've personally tested this theory out hundreds of times on my 14 year old indonesian houseboy. He never even flinches. He just keeps taking it.

Slants are weird creatures.

Brown people don't actually feel pain the way normal people do. On the one hand, this makes them well suited for plantation work, but on the other hand, they are much more difficult to motivate. Where a white woman can be motivated by a few firm slaps to the face, a porch monkey must be given dozens of lashes before it will even begin listening to you.

[husbandslover]

Originally Posted by BelieverInGod

Okay, I found it, now I'm seriously worried about your husband and this church you belong to.

1. It comes from Hindoo and is supposed to humiliate you by making you "look like a rooster"
2. Even the Hindoo's say it's a punishment for boys
3. It's popular in the BDSM cult and that's run by homers.

Does your 'church' have this symbol anywhere?



Could we get a Pastor to step in here? Pastor Zeke? You have experience with this chink stuff.

No they don't. I think he just heard about it from a friend of his and decided to use it. :/

[Fool Agnostic]

A Marriage should be loving. Not with the woman under fear

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Faithful Agnostic

A Marriage should be loving. Not with the woman under fear

Who asked for your opinion?

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.