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Default Re: Hello to landover. - 05-14-2015, 10:36 AM

FroYo, I see that you have returned to us. Pray tell, where have you been?


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Default Re: Hello to landover. - 05-14-2015, 03:54 PM

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Hello, LBC. I am a man with ASD, Autism Spectrum Disorder. I do not go to any church, as I am not Christian. I am not of a religion, but I wouldn't call myself athiest. I have many idols and one of them is Jesus Christ. I also look up to other religious figures, like Confucius, and Buddha. I am not here to flame you. I am normally laid back and relaxed, but will get angry sometimes.
Have a nice day.
I used to be a hardcore Christ-hater during my middle school years because I had a lot if antagonistic relationships with my teachers and principals and because I saw Christianity as a cult of happy-go-lucky apathetic hypocrites who expoused false piety while the rest of the world suffered. I had a reversion experience in the summer of 2007, right before my junior year of high school because I realized that Christianity was not what I hated with a pyrogenic animosity, but rather the hypocrisy and apathy of many professing Christians, which Christ Himself said that he resented in Matthew 25 and John 15. Turn your heart to Christ by repenting of evil and abide by His commandments and He will manifest Himself to you as He said in John 15:21. From my experiences, He may manifest Himself in events that answer our prayers. Semper pax Christe tecum.


Revelation 19:15 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God."
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I used to be a hardcore Christ-hater during my middle school years because I had a lot if antagonistic relationships with my teachers and principals and because I saw Christianity as a cult of happy-go-lucky apathetic hypocrites who expoused false piety while the rest of the world suffered. I had a reversion experience in the summer of 2007, right before my junior year of high school because I realized that Christianity was not what I hated with a pyrogenic animosity, but rather the hypocrisy and apathy of many professing Christians, which Christ Himself said that he resented in Matthew 25 and John 15. Turn your heart to Christ by repenting of evil and abide by His commandments and He will manifest Himself to you as He said in John 15:21. From my experiences, He may manifest Himself in events that answer our prayers. Semper pax Christe tecum.
I know, right? So many false so-called "Christians" do not even want to know what really is in the Bible, have never actually read it, and therefore are not interested in following the rules given us by God to follow.

It's sad, but it is part of God's plan, as He set up the whole enterprise in such a way that most humanity goes to , and only selected few get to enjoy Heaven:

Matthew 7:14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.
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Hello


Thanks for your introduction.


I did not notice any particular reference to the importance of weapons in your declaimed wish for peace.

Perhaps you could address that point.

Acts 2:2-3 KJV
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suddenly there came a sound from heaven as of a rushing mighty wind, and it filled all the house where they were sitting. And there appeared unto them cloven tongues like as of fire, and it sat upon each of them.
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Default Re: Hello to landover. - 05-15-2015, 01:46 PM

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Hello, LBC. I am a man with ASD, Autism Spectrum Disorder. blah blah blah
In which part of the body is your autism spectrum?

I had a thyroid disorder once. God cured it. Try putting your hands over the area where your autism spectrum can be located and pray in Jesus' name. That should solve the issue.


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In which part of the body is your autism spectrum?
ASD is a neurological disorder, and like all mental disorders, is caused by the brain. Autism is related to many areas, but mostly to the area around the brain stem, such as the amygdala.


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Default Re: Hello to landover. - 05-20-2015, 06:51 AM

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ASD is a neurological disorder, and like all mental disorders, is caused by the brain.
So now you're saying that autism is an imaginary disease, caused by hysteria or hypochondria of an individual?

Are you suggesting that autistic individuals, instead of praying for them, simply need a good spanking?
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Default Re: Hello to landover. - 05-21-2015, 08:19 AM

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In which part of the body is your autism spectrum?

I had a thyroid disorder once. God cured it. Try putting your hands over the area where your autism spectrum can be located and pray in Jesus' name. That should solve the issue.
I think I can cure this problem of yours. I suspect that the affliction is caused by demons, which can infest the brain. Observe:

Matthew 9:32-34

32 As they went out, behold, they brought to him a dumb man possessed with a devil.

33 And when the devil was cast out, the dumb spake: and the multitudes marvelled, saying, It was never so seen in Israel.

34 But the Pharisees said, He casteth out devils through the prince of the devils.

The Bible also tells us that one way to repulse our enemies is to eat a special barley cake, which will cause enemies (be they Babylonians or demons) to leave you alone. Try this recipe from Ezekiel 4:12 and let us know if you are still autistic after one week of eating only this.

grind the following in a food processor to make a fine meal:

1 cup organic sprouted wheat
1 1/2 cups organic sprouted barley
1/2 cup organic sprouted millet
1/2 cup malted barley
1/3 cup organic sprouted lentils
1/3 cup organic sprouted soybeans
1/3 organic sprouted spelt

To this, add 1 cup of human poop, 2 cups filtered water heated to 90 degrees F, one package of fresh yeast and two pinches of sea salt.

For the human poop, I suggest eating a balanced diet for three days, and it is best if it is not too runny or hard. It should be a good floater, preferably one that popped out relatively cleanly with little wiping (too much wiping = too hard (discard) and the kind that you have to pinch and use half a roll to clean up after is too soft (also discard)). It can be yours or the poop of a loved one, provided it comes from a human person.

Process until you have a sticky dough, the roll out on a floured board and kneed for 10 minutes until the dough is elastic. Put in a bowl and cover with plastic wrap and let it rise. It will not rise much.

Spread it on a cookie sheet and bake at 400 for one hour or until dried and crunchy. Serve with butter and jam.

Makes a good breakfast meal or accompanies a good beer, such as Schlitz or Pabst Blue Ribbon. If you're a wine drinker, the best wine to be paired with the taste of human shit is a Slovak or Romanian red.

Deelishious!!! Hope you enjoy!!


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Default Re: Hello to landover. - 06-14-2015, 06:13 AM

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Why are you here? This is a Christian forum. For normal people.

YIC,

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who are you to say what normal is , every ones reality of normal is different , so there is no NORMAL
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who are you to say what normal is , every ones reality of normal is different , so there is no NORMAL
Typical atheistic nonsense. You people want nothing more than to turn Normal society upside down. You want to convince us that up is down and down in up, but WE WILL NOT BE FOOLED, for we have JESUS on our side!

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He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Hello to landover. - 06-14-2015, 07:16 AM

were you dropped as a child ? cause your screws sure seem loose


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Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: Hello to landover. - 06-14-2015, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Lcole91 View Post
were you dropped as a child ? cause your screws sure seem loose
Please read this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ad_hominem to see why you just failed.


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