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Love Jesus Hello from Scotland - 06-26-2015, 07:01 AM

Hey, I am Graeme from Scotland. 26 years of age. Closest city is Glasgow but I live in a smallish town area

I must make it clear that I do not eat haggis (never have), oatmeal or wear garments of women like many of the Scots are known for doing. No alcohol either since the start of this year.

I do not like how false cults like the mooslim cult is taking over the seemingly godless country I live in and putting in false-idol worshipping rooms at our places of work and tainting our food. It also seems to be a crime in this country (Britain) to read the bible out loud as you'll get arrested for hurting the feelings of the sodomites If the sodomites are going to get so upset over a few words... i can't imagine how they'll like eternal damnation in hell. The sodomites and mooslims are actually teaming up together to destroy christianity in my country. I did think about moving to america but then obama became president so I put that on hold

I don't want to go to hell either. On the church side I am trying to find a decent Baptist congregation I can go to because most churches here are corrupt or have weird doctrine

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Default Re: Hello from Scotland - 06-26-2015, 08:36 AM

Howdy Graeme, that's the best introduction I've read all year!

Tell me, what do you think of all the hateful rhetoric in America right now? I imagine you must look at us banning the Confederate flag and just shake your head.


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Default Re: Hello from Scotland - 06-26-2015, 08:49 AM

Yeah I think that is completely insane and unbelievable! I actually have 4 confederate flags in total here made up of 2 battle flags, the third national flag and the blue Mississippi battle flag. Also have confederate styled pocket watch, keyring and dog tag as well.

Amazon and other places have since stopped selling them but they'll still sell you flags of the godless communists!

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Default Re: Hello from Scotland - 06-26-2015, 11:12 AM

Welcome Graham, you sound like an upstanding young man, you'll feel right at home with us!

That flag business over here is horrible, can you imagine that what was once an independent country, the Confederate States of America, was conquered and then not allowed to fly their own flag anymore. To put that in Scottish perspective, you are now part of England, but that wasn't always the case, you have been independent in the past, right? How would you feel if the English banned you from flying your Scottish flag, if you happen to have one?

P.S. Is that 1Pe1:3 or 2Pe1:3?


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Howdy Graeme, that's the best introduction I've read all year!

Tell me, what do you think of all the hateful rhetoric in America right now? I imagine you must look at us banning the Confederate flag and just shake your head.

We must trust in the Lord, friends. The battle flag is not banned, it is simply not being sold by the Walmart anymore. Here in Texas, we have more Stars and Bars flags and battle flags flying than ever before. Many here are angry and want to mount an expedition to capture the Yankee capitol in godless Washington, D.C. Others want to expel Walmart from Texas for their impertinence. Still others want to arrest the Castro brothers for suggesting that Robert E. Lee (God bless and keep him) High School ought to have a different name and that the statue of President Jefferson Davis ought to be removed from the University of Texas campus. We will have none of that. We here are still one of the last bastions of right thinking in the entire world. We will not allow the devilish Yankees and their communist friends to overtake us.


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Default Re: Hello from Scotland - 06-26-2015, 02:53 PM

Wow! Sounds like you got it together Welcome to the forums and may God bless your time on here. He sure has mine



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It also seems to be a crime in this country (Britain) to read the bible out loud as you'll get arrested for hurting the feelings of the sodomites
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Welcome Graham, you sound like an upstanding young man, you'll feel right at home with us!

That flag business over here is horrible, can you imagine that what was once an independent country, the Confederate States of America, was conquered and then not allowed to fly their own flag anymore. To put that in Scottish perspective, you are now part of England, but that wasn't always the case, you have been independent in the past, right? How would you feel if the English banned you from flying your Scottish flag, if you happen to have one?

P.S. Is that 1Pe1:3 or 2Pe1:3?
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Flying the flag here really isn't tolerated. Even if an Englishman flies his England flag in his country he will get threats and insults from the communists (labour/liebor party and members) and others of would be democrat voters if they were in America. Nobody is immune from them! They will go after veteran pensioners when they fly a flag. They'll find any way possible to get them taken down from calling it racist, noisy, eyesore, dangerous to health and safety...

I myself have quite a flag collection even the Christian flag

A search on the internet can find results of many cases if searched for "Told to take down (insert Scotland/England flag or Union Jack)"


When I went to school we learned about our lord and saviour. That has changed these days and now the kids are taught about worshipping false idols such as the mudslim moon god. They are also sent to mosques these days instead of churches! I know this because I have 11 year old twin sisters and they don't know a thing about Christianity but they sure know lots about mudslims crap


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Pie Re: Hello from Scotland - 06-26-2015, 08:39 PM

Welcome friend.It is rare to find an educated (home schooled I take it) man who was not indoctrinated with the false beliefs of the catlick or protest-ant brainwashing. I have to wonder why you have not left that backward land and come to America. We have refrigeration automobiles and lights. Most importantly, the U.S. of A. is God's favorite ™ country. Nothing like having a leg up on getting into Heaven. There are only so many slots available.


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Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Hello Grame and a cautious welcome to you, even though you are a Scot. My husband has arranged matters so that we live pretty much as far from Scotland as is possible, without actually ending up among the drooling inbred Cornishmen.

Tell me, did you vote in the recent referendum to liberate us English from your control and, if so, which way did you vote? Be aware that your answer to this will decide whether or not I am obliged to shun you.

When you go (as we pray you will), how much will you charge to take Northern Ireland with you?

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Hello Grame and a cautious welcome to you, even though you are a Scot. My husband has arranged matters so that we live pretty much as far from Scotland as is possible, without actually ending up among the drooling inbred Cornishmen.

Tell me, did you vote in the recent referendum to liberate us English from your control and, if so, which way did you vote? Be aware that your answer to this will decide whether or not I am obliged to shun you.

When you go (as we pray you will), how much will you charge to take Northern Ireland with you?

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Welcome Graeme. I'm so glad that the good Lord has guided you here. If you ever do decide to immigrate, I highly recommend that you settle down in my home state of North Carolina, where we have a rich Scottish history going all the way back to 1739. Now I happen to come from a long line of English roughnecks and Welsh frontiersmen. You know, the kind that brought Christianity, clothes, and progress to the primitive Indians that were running around naked worshipping God knows what? However, many of my good protestant friends and neighbors are of Scottish descent, so I'm guessing that you can't be half bad neither.

Now the Irish are a different animal all together.....lazy, thieving, drunken louts! Typical pope loving hypocrites.....sinning six days a week and asking for forgiveness from a child molester in a white collar on Sunday. I'm glad you and I see eye to eye regarding the useless Irish. Sure they helped build our railroads, but how many Americans even bother to ride trains anymore. Amtrak has to be subsidized by those lying crooks in Washington DC just to keep it afloat. The Irish are irrelevant, so its about time we boot them back to Hibernia! Here in North Carolina, we consider the Irish to be lower than the coloreds.....white niggers, we call them!

Come down to North Carolina, "God's home state", and I'm sure we can make a good southern, white, Christian man out of you. I do hope you enjoy shooting semi-automatic rifles and eating BBQ ribs, cuz that's what we usually do during the 4th of July which is just a few days away, let me remind you! And as for the confederate battle flag of Northern Virginia, it will be flying high and proud on top of every pickup truck driving along main street come the 4th.


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Welcome Graeme. I'm so glad that the good Lord has guided you here. If you ever do decide to immigrate, I highly recommend that you settle down in my home state of North Carolina, where we have a rich Scottish history going all the way back to 1739. Now I happen to come from a long line of English roughnecks and Welsh frontiersmen. You know, the kind that brought Christianity, clothes, and progress to the primitive Indians that were running around naked worshipping God knows what? However, many of my good protestant friends and neighbors are of Scottish descent, so I'm guessing that you can't be half bad neither.

Now the Irish are a different animal all together.....lazy, thieving, drunken louts! Typical pope loving hypocrites.....sinning six days a week and asking for forgiveness from a child molester in a white collar on Sunday. I'm glad you and I see eye to eye regarding the useless Irish. Sure they helped build our railroads, but how many Americans even bother to ride trains anymore. Amtrak has to be subsidized by those lying crooks in Washington DC just to keep it afloat. The Irish are irrelevant, so its about time we boot them back to Hibernia! Here in North Carolina, we consider the Irish to be lower than the coloreds.....white niggers, we call them!

Come down to North Carolina, "God's home state", and I'm sure we can make a good southern, white, Christian man out of you. I do hope you enjoy shooting semi-automatic rifles and eating BBQ ribs, cuz that's what we usually do during the 4th of July which is just a few days away, let me remind you! And as for the confederate battle flag of Northern Virginia, it will be flying high and proud on top of every pickup truck driving along main street come the 4th.
It sure does sound like you'll be having a great time over there on the 4th of July! I love the sound of semi-automatic rifles, eating BBQ ribs and flying the confederate flag high and proud! If only I had the money to abandon this communist hell hole with the state religion of "Godless secular humanism"

Over here in godless Scotland it just seems as each week passes by the atheists grow stronger and are attacking God in more insane demonic ways while trying to removing him at the same time and forcefully sending our children off to dangerous cults groups such as the muslamic moon worshipping cult. It doesn't make sense why the atheists want our kids to become muslamic but they never do make sense in their wicked ways.

We can only hope they will see the way of Jesus (John 14:6 - Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.)


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Default Re: Hello from Scotland - 06-29-2015, 05:53 PM

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It sure does sound like you'll be having a great time over there on the 4th of July! I love the sound of semi-automatic rifles, eating BBQ ribs and flying the confederate flag high and proud! If only I had the money to abandon this communist hell hole with the state religion of "Godless secular humanism"

Over here in godless Scotland it just seems as each week passes by the atheists grow stronger and are attacking God in more insane demonic ways while trying to removing him at the same time and forcefully sending our children off to dangerous cults groups such as the muslamic moon worshipping cult. It doesn't make sense why the atheists want our kids to become muslamic but they never do make sense in their wicked ways.

We can only hope they will see the way of Jesus (John 14:6 - Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.)

Friend, if you are truly a Christian, you must not remain in Scotland. As Brother Jessup has pointed out, there are many Christians still in the Carolinas and you would no doubt be welcomed by those who were unable to get over the mountains. Many of my own family came to the Carolinas from Scotland long ago. Some were wicked and they supported the King in the late unpleasantness. They were made to live in Canada and the rest moved west.

If you seek to live in a truly dynamic Christian country, I would recommend Texas. We will be seceding from the godless Union shortly and we will likely be in need of soldiers for our army. I expect we will finally do in Mexico at our earliest convenience. After that, we have never forgiven the Yankees for their behavior. You seek a likely fellow. Can you shoot straight?


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